It's that time again! Time for you kind people to do my work for me- write my comic! See? Not as easy as it looks ;0)
You guys should know the drill by now: leave your entry for this comic's dialog in your comment (or PQ me), and I'll pick my fav! Entries are due by Tuesday evening– approx. 10pm EST. The winner's entry and final comic will be posted Wednesday, and the prize cameo comic will go up Friday. Word.
For those who don't know, Z0)
I friggin' LOVED drawing Fred as a cowboy. L-O-V-E-D.
Alright! Get to it, you witty duckers!
EDIT: as Brock brought to light, one extra rule is that the previous winner is not eligible to win this time around.. although he/she can post some jokes all they want! C'mon, it just wouldn't be fair.
*gives ghostrunner a yoohoo, begrudgingly.*
more goodies from you guys. Thanks! Only 45 mins left... as my clock says 9:15 on the dot! any last minute stabs at this contest?
N:Where did your dumb fat side kick take the teleporter?
Z: He wanted to attend the Heath ledger memorial in person. I think he's a big Joker fan.
N: I don't think that was his favorite role but this does explain a lot.
N: Did I thank you for putting [i]"Who let the Dogs Out?"[/i] in my head?
Z: Why should I be the only one to suffer? Have you tried thinking of another song?
ZAP!
N: You mean like, [i]"Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)"[/i]?
Midgey: you're eligible man, it's only the very last winner from last month's round that has to wait it out! The rule is: No 2-wins-in-a-row for anyone! ;0)
news to me..and I have been leaving pure gold in these comments...fools gold but gold all the same!
fools gold...there's angle there for other participants...
good ones guys! Keep 'em coming! Thanks to all of you new participants, I love me some fresh meat! LOL
brock: As good as your entry is, I have to stick with my previous rules... you can enter suggestions all you want, but I can't pick yours as you won last time! Sorry! Someone else will have to draw up some cameos for those Superfogey's!!!
(I did fail to mention that rule, my bad)
As you know this is the first time I have tried this, as I don't think I'm that good of a writer... but, here it goes....
-N- You know Fred was talking about passing his free time working...
-Z- what?! he would not make a good guard dog, drug sniffer, or rescue dog. What was he think ing of?
ZAPP
-N- ummmm... maybe a cow-dog?
Slight grammar correction. Should read:
"I know what you mean. The cowboy's transparent attempt to compensate for his small brain that is his wide-brimmed hat. The anachronistic..."
Okay, Dawn. Now normally you prohibit the previous winner from entering the current contest...but much to my delight this was not so this time around! Even if it was a mistake--TOO LATE, SUCKER! I'm in.
Here's my far-too-long entry. Enjoy.
N - Saw a movie the other day. You know what's stupid? Westerns.
Z - I know what you mean. The cowboys' transparent attempt to compensate for their small brains that is the cowboy hat. The anachronistic use of a governing celestial body as representing authority in a dusty town. The gun, clearly compensating for something else entirely. There is nothing about the concept of the "Old West" that is not utterly and completely ridiculous.
ZAP
N - Wow. It's like the universe is making your points for you.
N - Where's you're friend? You know -- the stumpy-looking guy?
Z - Oh, Fred? He felt that he needed more "change" in his life, so he went out to get a new disguise. Don't be surprised if he comes back looking like a house plant.
N - Wow, I can't believe it! Those pants actually make Fred look fatter than he ever was before! How do you think he got them on in the first place?
N- Since you two can't seem to do anything right,
I've decided to alter your personalities, starting with fred...
Z- Now wait just a @#$% min...What did you do to freed.
N-i thought maybe channeling John Wayne into his brain might make hime more productive...sigh.
Nettika - Do you think Fred will realize our new 'teleporter' is a telephone wrapped in foil?
Zorph - I think it's best to let this one play out and see what happens.
*ZAP*
Nettika - Is that Fred or do Scobbie and the village have one seriously ugly kid?
Meh.... not very good but Dan kind of took my short famous person reference i originally thought of before reading the others.
-so where's the fat one?
-He said he was going to "rustle up some grub".
-Oh My! I didn't know they made bumless chaps for dogs!
but I have to say dantheman's is freakin' hilarious!
-"Hey, where has Fred gone?"
-"He said something about getting,'3:10 to Yuma.'"
_"Wow, either Fred went to the wild west or Russell Crowe is shorter than I thought."
dgriff13 at 6:13PM, Jan. 29, 2008
*gives ghostrunner a yoohoo, begrudgingly.* more goodies from you guys. Thanks! Only 45 mins left... as my clock says 9:15 on the dot! any last minute stabs at this contest?
slimredninja at 12:59PM, Jan. 29, 2008
N:Where did your dumb fat side kick take the teleporter? Z: He wanted to attend the Heath ledger memorial in person. I think he's a big Joker fan. N: I don't think that was his favorite role but this does explain a lot.
Interjack at 11:46AM, Jan. 29, 2008
edit: Nettika second bubble Oh no!!! Now We're in a Temple of Doom!!!!
Interjack at 11:43AM, Jan. 29, 2008
N: What is it this time? Z: Fred took the teleporter.. somewhere.. N: I didn't think the west was that wild..
Crispiest Fortune at 9:31PM, Jan. 28, 2008
N: Did I thank you for putting [i]"Who let the Dogs Out?"[/i] in my head? Z: Why should I be the only one to suffer? Have you tried thinking of another song? ZAP! N: You mean like, [i]"Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)"[/i]?
ghostrunner at 9:26PM, Jan. 28, 2008
hey how come brock gets a yoohoo and i dont...
dgriff13 at 9:15PM, Jan. 28, 2008
Midgey: you're eligible man, it's only the very last winner from last month's round that has to wait it out! The rule is: No 2-wins-in-a-row for anyone! ;0)
TheMidge28 at 9:03PM, Jan. 28, 2008
news to me..and I have been leaving pure gold in these comments...fools gold but gold all the same! fools gold...there's angle there for other participants...
dgriff13 at 8:58PM, Jan. 28, 2008
atta boy... ;0)
Brock at 8:48PM, Jan. 28, 2008
(sniff)...I friggin' love yoo-hoo...(sniff)...
dgriff13 at 8:43PM, Jan. 28, 2008
*pats Brock on head* It's okay, next time buddy.. next time.... now, calm down and drink your yoohoo.
Brock at 7:17PM, Jan. 28, 2008
I call shenanigans on this entire event!
dgriff13 at 5:59PM, Jan. 28, 2008
good ones guys! Keep 'em coming! Thanks to all of you new participants, I love me some fresh meat! LOL brock: As good as your entry is, I have to stick with my previous rules... you can enter suggestions all you want, but I can't pick yours as you won last time! Sorry! Someone else will have to draw up some cameos for those Superfogey's!!! (I did fail to mention that rule, my bad)
n_y_japlander at 4:13PM, Jan. 28, 2008
As you know this is the first time I have tried this, as I don't think I'm that good of a writer... but, here it goes.... -N- You know Fred was talking about passing his free time working... -Z- what?! he would not make a good guard dog, drug sniffer, or rescue dog. What was he think ing of? ZAPP -N- ummmm... maybe a cow-dog?
Brock at 3:32PM, Jan. 28, 2008
Slight grammar correction. Should read: "I know what you mean. The cowboy's transparent attempt to compensate for his small brain that is his wide-brimmed hat. The anachronistic..."
Brock at 3:29PM, Jan. 28, 2008
Okay, Dawn. Now normally you prohibit the previous winner from entering the current contest...but much to my delight this was not so this time around! Even if it was a mistake--TOO LATE, SUCKER! I'm in. Here's my far-too-long entry. Enjoy. N - Saw a movie the other day. You know what's stupid? Westerns. Z - I know what you mean. The cowboys' transparent attempt to compensate for their small brains that is the cowboy hat. The anachronistic use of a governing celestial body as representing authority in a dusty town. The gun, clearly compensating for something else entirely. There is nothing about the concept of the "Old West" that is not utterly and completely ridiculous. ZAP N - Wow. It's like the universe is making your points for you.
humorman at 2:52PM, Jan. 28, 2008
N - Where's you're friend? You know -- the stumpy-looking guy? Z - Oh, Fred? He felt that he needed more "change" in his life, so he went out to get a new disguise. Don't be surprised if he comes back looking like a house plant. N - Wow, I can't believe it! Those pants actually make Fred look fatter than he ever was before! How do you think he got them on in the first place?
heymelby at 1:28PM, Jan. 28, 2008
N- Since you two can't seem to do anything right, I've decided to alter your personalities, starting with fred... Z- Now wait just a @#$% min...What did you do to freed. N-i thought maybe channeling John Wayne into his brain might make hime more productive...sigh.
antcomics at 9:40AM, Jan. 28, 2008
As always I draw a blank... Dan's is good. I just watched that movie last night :) Fred makes one handsome cowboy.
reconjsh at 9:08AM, Jan. 28, 2008
Nettika - Do you think Fred will realize our new 'teleporter' is a telephone wrapped in foil? Zorph - I think it's best to let this one play out and see what happens. *ZAP* Nettika - Is that Fred or do Scobbie and the village have one seriously ugly kid? Meh.... not very good but Dan kind of took my short famous person reference i originally thought of before reading the others.
man in black at 8:34AM, Jan. 28, 2008
sorry can't think of anything
TheMidge28 at 7:48AM, Jan. 28, 2008
-so where's the fat one? -He said he was going to "rustle up some grub". -Oh My! I didn't know they made bumless chaps for dogs! but I have to say dantheman's is freakin' hilarious!
crocty at 7:24AM, Jan. 28, 2008
D: I'll think of one later...
dantheman at 7:02AM, Jan. 28, 2008
-"Hey, where has Fred gone?" -"He said something about getting,'3:10 to Yuma.'" _"Wow, either Fred went to the wild west or Russell Crowe is shorter than I thought."
GTLB at 6:57AM, Jan. 28, 2008
hmmm.. having a hard time coming up with anything but I am looking forward to the final draft of this!