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2008/2009 Presidential Mock Election
ozoneocean at 12:49AM, Sept. 13, 2008
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No one's fined me yet. :)

@ Bravo- what if I motorise the stapler?
 
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Raccoo at 8:07AM, Sept. 13, 2008
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i'm not gonna vote in the real poles. why vote for a lesser evil, when you can simply choose not to vote at all?

unlike ozone (i think it was you who said that you could get fined for missing a vote) i can stick a big middle finger to the broken american system….and then finish my tour over seas… XD….:/….DX
That's what I feel like I'm doing when I vote for a third party/independent. Since not voting might be seen as just being lazy. And it seems to annoy more Rep/Dems, than not voting. ;)
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Walrus at 12:56PM, Sept. 13, 2008
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I have another question: can we vote for dead people?

Yes.
 
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AQua_ng at 3:17PM, Sept. 13, 2008
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John McClaine. No alternatives.

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bravo1102 at 3:47PM, Sept. 13, 2008
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ozoneocean
No one's fined me yet. :)

@ Bravo- what if I motorise the stapler?

Sorry but that falls under the Monty Python Disclaimer. Make you stapler a puppet and get it a tv show. :)

Only exception: a Red Swingline stapler as that was a featured player in the movie Office Space Just don't burn the place down if someone takes it.
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 6:23PM, Sept. 15, 2008
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I'd be far more interesting if people just voted for the real candidates…

We've had heaps of silly fantasy elections… “yay, let's vote in a stapler! Woo hoo!” “ No, I vote for my dog” “Nu-uh, people should just make me king” “I'm posting just for the sake of posting! WOW!!!!”



:) Barak or John? The answer to that is actually interesting to more people than just the one who posts it, like those moronic president suggestions ;)
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Walrus at 4:17PM, Sept. 16, 2008
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Voting Leads Board:
1. John McCain/Sara Palin…2 Votes
2. The Fly Waling Across Puff_Of_Smoke's Screen…1 Vote
3. Ozoneocean's Stapler…1 Vote
 
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JoeL_CQB at 11:08PM, Sept. 16, 2008
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John McClaine. No alternatives.

the only man who can shoot down a helicopter with a car. he's definitely fit for president.
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seedyk at 12:12PM, Sept. 22, 2008
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I like this concept, but wouldn't it make more sense to have everyone come up with who they want, than make a list of the most popular than have a second round where we pick from the list, than make a comic with each of there campaign promises? Than we choose in accordance of who makes the best comic or whatever.
Maybe I'm just over complicating things, but I would like to see Bugs Bunny debating a Pink Panther doll.
SO yeah… I vote for Pink Panther.

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Walrus at 1:41PM, Oct. 15, 2008
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I like this concept, but wouldn't it make more sense to have everyone come up with who they want, than make a list of the most popular than have a second round where we pick from the list, than make a comic with each of there campaign promises? Than we choose in accordance of who makes the best comic or whatever.
Maybe I'm just over complicating things, but I would like to see Bugs Bunny debating a Pink Panther doll.
SO yeah… I vote for Pink Panther.

I'm confused here…
 
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LIZARD_B1TE at 1:28PM, Oct. 16, 2008
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ozoneocean at 6:00PM, Oct. 16, 2008
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3. Ozoneocean's Stapler…1 Vote
My Stapler needs more votes!
 
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Walrus at 12:52PM, Oct. 22, 2008
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3. Ozoneocean's Stapler…1 Vote
My Stapler needs more votes!

Trust me, it has.

Also, Voting ends 12/1/08. You've got a month and a few days to vote, so hurry up if you want your vote to be counted!
 
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Starbraces at 12:57PM, Oct. 22, 2008
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I wanna vote for Rick Austin
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ozoneocean at 5:31PM, Oct. 22, 2008
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Starbraces
I wanna vote for Ozone's stapler
fixed :)
 
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Walrus at 5:32PM, Oct. 23, 2008
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Starbraces
I wanna vote for Ozone's stapler
fixed :)

Ha ha… And Starbraces, your vote has been counted. The original one. You sneaky ozoneocean you!
 
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LIZARD_B1TE at 12:56PM, Nov. 5, 2008
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And the winner is…?
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ozoneocean at 3:00PM, Nov. 5, 2008
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And the winner is…?
My stapler will be a stapler with Vsion!
It will be a stapler that's brave enough to make the difficult choices!
It will be a stapler that will go forward into the next four years with confidence and resolve and a will to succeed! For America!
 
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Walrus at 4:26PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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And the winner is…?

 
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harkovast at 4:23PM, Nov. 7, 2008
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I vote for Hugo Weaving!
He would deal with corruption in government (see v for vendetta).
He would be good at organising meetings and deligating tasks (see council of elrond in lord of the rings).
And when it comes to being straight with the public about what hes doing-
“I'm going to be as forth coming with you as I can, Mr Anderson”
VOTE HUGO!!!!
But if you wont vote for Hugo, why not vote for Palin instead? It is always funny to put a silly comedy person for your vote!

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ozoneocean at 5:08PM, Nov. 7, 2008
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Hugo weaving is a good dancer… Nice makeup.



 
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harkovast at 3:53AM, Nov. 8, 2008
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With moves like that, how could anyone not vote for him?
A great leader, a powerful man, and a damned attractive woman as well!

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spiritmonkey at 12:31PM, Nov. 8, 2008
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I vote for Ozone's….

HOLEPUNCH!
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But I'm not sure
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harkovast at 3:28PM, Nov. 8, 2008
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Hugo needs to close the gap on that damn hole punch!
Time for attack ads and mud slinging!
That hole punch is a communist!

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ozoneocean at 8:14PM, Nov. 8, 2008
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I vote for Ozone's….

HOLEPUNCH!
:evil:
Kinky. :)
I've never heard it called that before…
 
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harkovast at 12:00PM, Nov. 12, 2008
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You cant trust staplers!
Office supplies want to raise your taxes!

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LIZARD_B1TE at 1:03PM, Nov. 12, 2008
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You cant trust staplers!
Office supplies want to raise your taxes!


Only for rich people. And they'll give it to non-rich people. And I'll get that money.

Hurray for Office Supplies!
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bravo1102 at 5:53AM, Nov. 13, 2008
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I forgot who I voted for the first time, can I vote again? I want to put Ozone's stapler over the top.

Everyone knows that staplers bring things together and unite them. :)
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Vakanai at 6:34AM, Nov. 13, 2008
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If I had held any hope of them winning, I'd have voted for the Daffy/Donald ticket.
Nothing like two waterfowl with very short fuses and tempers to bring about the change Washington really needs!
If only eh?
So my vote is for the cartoon ducks.
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Walrus at 8:04PM, Nov. 14, 2008
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IMPORTANT!


My email is now brobinson@gmail.com

All votes have been counted as of today. Unless you emailed/PQ'd me.
 
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