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Currupted Wish Game
GarBonzo Bean at 6:41PM, May 7, 2009
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As you are posing for the picture, a nearby chemist trips and throws acid at your face. your skin melts and you poster has your hideous face and under it says, “milk makes strong bones”

I wish that pigs really could fly
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Wordweaver_three at 11:35PM, May 7, 2009
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All the pigs fly away from their pens and return to the wild. The pork industry collapses and the price of bacon exceeds the price of gold. The suffering of the pork addicted masses is sort lived though, because swine flu spreads unchecked throughout the world and wipes out humanity.



I wish I was a movie star!
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GarBonzo Bean at 1:52PM, May 8, 2009
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you become a star in the backdrop of a movie

i wish for ninja abilities
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Walrus at 5:48PM, May 8, 2009
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The ninja abilities of a fat hairy man with a crusty beard and a fat fold full of jelly.


I wish for a hot woman.



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umbledijum at 8:07AM, May 9, 2009
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She is hot, but also a serial killer, and then kills you and all your family.









i wish i was a faster typist.
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flapjack1995 at 2:37PM, May 9, 2009
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BAM! You're the fastest typist in the world. Unfortunately, all you can type at that speed is gibberish.

I wish EVERYONE would use sound effects when the granted a wish in this game.
|GTR|FJ|MSC|
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Italianocane at 3:56PM, May 9, 2009
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Shazam! Everyone now uses sound words when a wish is granted, but everyone develops a brain tumor so that all they can type is noise-words. Communications collapse world wide, major business fall into bankruptsy and the economy crashes hard and fast, forcing everyone to become cannibles. You are the first one eaten. Soon, everyone in the world is gone, except for one outrageously fat man. He is immobilized by his own girth and is soon eaten by a coyote. The End.

I wish I was cool.
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Walrus at 6:11PM, May 9, 2009
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You are cool. Almost as cool as a 45 year old virgin who lives in a one room shack 40 miles away from civilization, having never encountered any sexual experiences, forcing him to masturbate to the badgers humping each other behind a tree.


I wish I was Popsicle!
 
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Rengishi at 8:08PM, May 10, 2009
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a granny mastubates with you I wish i was a Bleach shinigami
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Rengishi at 8:08PM, May 10, 2009
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a granny mastubates with you I wish i was a Bleach shinigami
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flapjack1995 at 6:15AM, May 11, 2009
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BAM! You're now a shinigami. But it just so happens that the shinigami you turned into is in prion for all eternity for stealing a pair of ghost shoes.

I wish I had more time.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:26AM, May 11, 2009
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KaZoom! Time stops for everyone but you! You have all the time you could ever what. Unfortunly you can't restart it! Your trapped, all alone! You grow old by yourself and die of old age.

I wish to become Godfather in MafiaVII

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flapjack1995 at 5:05PM, May 11, 2009
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BAM! You join the Persian mafia, and become their Godfather! But you're killed in a mutiny because you were eating chips in bed.

I wish Jiminy Cricket would die.
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Freegurt at 7:18PM, May 11, 2009
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And just like Disney tradition, they make a new, more annoying character to replace him and then milk him for all he's worth. Which ends up making you wish Jiminy never died.

Speaking of Disney; I wish for Kenny Ortega's fingers to be melted off in a freak microwave accident and prevent him from making anymore High School Musical movies.
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cool guy at 10:20AM, May 16, 2009
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Granted, now he makes Collage Musicals with even gayer actors and stupider songs that before.






I wish my scanner worked on Windows Vista.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 3:15PM, May 20, 2009
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Your scanner works on windows vista. The very next day, a new technology comes out for an exteremly low price. You buy it, but then find out that your scanner will ONLY work on windows vista.

I wish school was over
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 4:21PM, May 20, 2009
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Granted, School is now over…OVER your parent's budget and you have to drop out and you never get a job. ( that was lame )






I wish my Spanish Finals weren't so hard
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Freegurt at 9:22AM, May 21, 2009
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Granted! But it turns out, it was so easy that you ended up not learning any Spanish at all. A bunch crazed gunmen invade your school and your only chance to save the day is to negotiate with them. Ends up, they only speak Spanish and you get shot in the shoulder…and legs…and torso…



I wish I could get an interview with at least one job I've applied for.
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ParkerFarker at 12:17PM, May 21, 2009
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you do, but you die of excitement

I wish I could do mad cool flips and slow down time

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 11:26AM, May 22, 2009
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Granted. You work at Burger King flipping burgers and you slow down time but you don't know how to speed it up again. So you're stuck at BK forever.







I wish I had Vol.2-12 of Death Note.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 12:55PM, May 24, 2009
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granted. Turns out “Death Note” is, in fact, the worst series ever and you commit suicide over how much you have obsessed over it by spontaneously exploding.


I wish I was nicknamed “cooler than cool guy”

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 4:40PM, May 24, 2009
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Granted. I show up behind you and say “There's only room in the forums for one Cool Guy” and kill you.






I wish the swine flu didn't exist.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 7:28PM, May 24, 2009
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granted. In its place the T-Virus spreads (I am assuming you know what the T-Virus is. If not google it)


I wish I was an invincible bad-ass mofo who kills heaps of zombies and is, in general, a person you could call “mad-wicked-sweet-zombie-killing-bad-assed-mofo-who-gets-sweet-sweet-love-with-hot-chicks-every-day-all-the-time”.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 10:33AM, May 26, 2009
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You are but in an MMOG. In real life you're just like Fergley from the “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series








I wish I could play guitar
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 7:30PM, May 27, 2009
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granted, but it's an air guitar, and you play badly

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Blitzkrieg1701 at 10:13AM, May 28, 2009
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I wish I'd gotten to corrupt a wish <:(
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ParkerFarker at 12:21PM, May 28, 2009
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granted but it will be a bad one (hahaha sorry I forgot to write one)

I wish I was a FAIRY!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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GarBonzo Bean at 5:45PM, May 30, 2009
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Granted. You turn into the laserpen red light that can sometimes be mistaken as fairies.

I wish I had a banapple tree
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Rengishi at 6:20PM, June 1, 2009
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Bam you are cut down

I wish to marry Yoruichi
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DefJam101 at 10:48PM, June 1, 2009
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you marry a professional (male) Yoruichi impersonator and you don't find out until your pregnant… somehow

I wish people stop calling me black im ASIAN for god's sake
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