I'm someone who decided to create an account over here despite my handicap that I can't draw to save my life. What I do have is stories, LOTS OF STORIES so if anyone out there has a talented hand but no tale to write then it would be an excellent idea to team up.

What am I offering you ask…..

well I'm not exactly looking to hire anyone and give him/her a cozy desk job and a salary if thats what you're looking for. No, all I am thinking about at the moment is an outlet to express through. For example I'm currently attempting to write a play for children about Christmas and santaclauses and stuff and crossing fingers that someone in my community will notice. However if we would end up with a gem and people start donating money for some reason then it would only be fair that the proceeds would split between us.

Now if anyone around here wants to chat then he is more then willing to. Maybe I'll get a friend out of it, maybe a nemesis. I'm currently hoping for the former though and who knows. Maybe a kindred spirit is out there that I can team up with and we can form a story so awesome that people all over the world will flock to see it. And then they'll donate money and we can get rich and famous, maybe take over a small country in the process and somewhere along the way we'll ask ourselves: how the hell did we manage to get a country out of this?

About me…….

Well my name is Einar Orn Gissurarson.

…

Yeah…

I dare you to say that out loud and not screw it up. I'm from Iceland by the way. I have similar hobbies as any other crazy person who dares to venture through the internet and live to tell the tale. Some might even call me a nerd even though I have a body of a jock. No I'm not saying I'm dashing or anything, just big. I could hold my ground on a football field whether we're talking about the American version or the version that everyone else uses and you yanks call that adorable name, soccer. Despite that outburst I'm not really into sports although I can hang around and watch a game with friends and I'm known to check out the super bowl. Over my life I've watched an awful lot of movies and shows and also read so many books that I've turned into that annoying type that can figure out the plot in the first five minutes. To be honest, you wouldn't newer ever want to be anywhere near me in a cinema… Ohh…. I get it. That villain is actually the heroes father and his best friend is about to betray him.

Blagh… I've found myself babbling again which is never a good sign. Anyways feel free to drop me a line and who knows. Maybe it could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
And by the way. That's not me in that photo of the guy holding the for sale sign. I just thought that was an awesome photo. I can only hope it won't result in a law suit.

Your from iceland? like Bjork? my sister would love you.

I'm from Canada but I live in Japan :p

nice to meet yeh!

oh, if only I was good at drawing. I could take you up on your drawing offer.

Mr. No Talent! Save us! Godzilla is attacking Japan again! … For the 23523759 time this year. @_@

crazyninny
Mr. No Talent! Save us! Godzilla is attacking Japan again! … For the 23523759 time this year. @_@

sigh, we've told him it's getting old, but you know him, can't hold his liquor.

Puff_Of_Smoke

crazyninny
Mr. No Talent! Save us! Godzilla is attacking Japan again! … For the 23523759 time this year. @_@

sigh, we've told him it's getting old, but you know him, can't hold his liquor.

No wounder no woman will have him… He's loud, dirty, and acholic, and has the worst manners! Jumping around the city naked at his age! Ick!

Welcome, Our eye fell out due to the mass of text. at any rate.
Take the Cola Or We Will KILL YOU DEAD!
Would you like some Cold Hot Cola?

crazyninny

Puff_Of_Smoke

crazyninny
Mr. No Talent! Save us! Godzilla is attacking Japan again! … For the 23523759 time this year. @_@

sigh, we've told him it's getting old, but you know him, can't hold his liquor.

No wounder no woman will have him… He's loud, dirty, and acholic, and has the worst manners! Jumping around the city naked at his age! Ick!

Well who new. You guys are actually funny.
Oh and Dark Clown: Yes I know the massiveness is overwhelming. It is to much for any mortal man to handle. Unfortunately I tend to go into a tantrum and hurt people with massive loads of text. I just don't know when to stop. I remember the time when my father sat me down and……

lol k

Sony should buy that add space in your avatar.

Lord Shplane
lol k

Sony should buy that add space in your avatar.

They would find that I have excellent rates.

Hello Newy!

I welcome you with Mr. Auto Insurance General!

aslo we are ALL funny some more than others… anyway hope you have a good time here at drunk duck :)

So, are you going to save Japan for us, Mr. No Talent? ;_; They have such great mangas and anime there. ;_;

crazyninny
So, are you going to save Japan for us, Mr. No Talent? ;_; They have such great mangas and anime there. ;_;

Hmmm… I suppose if we can get Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and Robert Smith to join us we might stand a chance.

Product Placement
Well who new. You guys are actually funny.

THE TOP-DRAWER (the bottem most forum) WELCOMES YOU. DO NOT RESIST. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

Seriously, that's a funny place. It's like crack.

>_>

<_<

I don't do drugs. sorry.

Hmmmm. I might visit that once I've posted enough stuff. I apparently need 50. Time to spam.

Your name is very appropriate to the situation.

…

Hi, I'm Priest_Revan, PriestRevan, Priest, Revan, or P.R. My job here is to help people with their confessions.

…

So don't forget to pq me your deepest secrets so I can “help” you.

Priest_Revan
Your name is very appropriate to the situation.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Product Placement
Well my name is Einar Orn Gissurarson.

You're a winner.

Welcome.

Product Placement

Priest_Revan
Your name is very appropriate to the situation.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It is, kinda. Also welcome. Box of meat. Complementary. In the corner. But you're not getting any untill you stopped Godzilla.

Also, TD's dangerous. It'll suck you in and will never let you go.

Then I had a wank

Priest_Revan
So don't forget to pq me your deepest secrets so I can “help” you.

And by help he means turn you in for the reward money.

I'm never forgiving you for that, man. Never.

Well, I can tell from your introduction that I would just love to be spellbound by your “stories.” Welcome to Drunk Duck, I really hope you are able to find yourself a partner in webcomickin' crime…I'm also more the writer type and am just lucky enough to be “hooked up” with an artist, so works out well for me.

I've never know anyone from Iceland, is it true there is a disappointing lack of “ice?” I'm from Texas, that's in the U.S. where “yank” has a very different interpretation; but, I won't hold that ‘gainst ’ya. I was really into soccer when I was younger though, an all girl's team called, The Dixie Darlins…(Gets ‘yer goat, don’t it?) Now, I write all day…I used to teach, didn't agree with me. Hopelessly addicted to all forms of media, I feel your “outguessing” everything you ingest pains. (I've worked in five bookstores and a couple of my degrees are in lit. So, also relate to the love of tha' books!) Welcome again…I'm sure we'll run into each other in the forums and such.

maritalbliss
I used to teach

You probably mentioned this loads of times, but it's the first time I noticed it. What subject did ya teach?
I'm thinking about starting a study to become an English teacher, hence the interest.

Rutger

maritalbliss
I used to teach

You probably mentioned this loads of times, but it's the first time I noticed it. What subject did ya teach?
I'm thinking about starting a study to become an English teacher, hence the interest.

I taught: Second grade - all inclusive, Fourth Grade - all inclusive, Seventh/Eighth Grade: English/Reading/History/Science, 11/12 Grade: English, Sophmore-Senior University: Shakespeare, Western Lit, and a honors Foreign Films course. (Also, private tutoring and curriculum devlopment, some diagnostician work and a couple other courses.) I hate teaching. It sucked ten years of my life that I am never going to get back. There is nothing postive I can say and I wouldn't wish the profession on my worst enemy.

But, yeah…teaching English is fun as hell.

maritalbliss

Rutger

maritalbliss
I used to teach

You probably mentioned this loads of times, but it's the first time I noticed it. What subject did ya teach?
I'm thinking about starting a study to become an English teacher, hence the interest.

I taught: Second grade, Fourth Grade, Seventh/Eighth Grade English/Reading/History/Science, 11/12 Grade English, Sophmore-Senior: Shakespeare, Western Lit, and a honors Foreign Films course. I hate teaching. It sucked ten years of my life that I am never going to get back. There is nothing postive I can say and I wouldn't wish the profession on my worst enemy.

But, yeah…teaching English is fun as hell.

Somehow, the last sentence gets a bit blunted out by the ranty bit above it.

Also, lolsmart. You taught a lot.

Hello, Product Placement!

Wanna choke a rubber chicken?

No, I'm not trying the Clown thing.

Insanity
Hello, Product Placement!

Wanna choke a rubber chicken?

No, I'm not trying the Clown thing.

But then…what the HELL are you offering the man?

Yay! A fellow icelander!
*Jumping around madly of joy*
Ég bið þig einnig velkominn á drukinni öndinni! (Þó að ég er frekar lítt virkur á spjallsíðunni) ^^ Ég veit um allavega tvo aðra íslendinga hér: Doktor Per og MiriamG …
jæja, @ the moment I'm pretty busy with my own comic, but who knows what the future brings. I'm seeing forward to seeing something from you.
kv. TakeG

TakeshiG
Yay! A fellow icelander!
*Jumping around madly of joy*
'Eg bid thig einnig velkominn a' drukinni oendinni! (tho' ad ‘eg er frekar li­tt virkur a’ spjallsidunni) ^^ ‘Eg veit um allavega tvo adra islendinga her: Doktor Per og MiriamG …
jaeja, @ the moment I’m pretty busy with my own comic, but who knows what the future brings. I'm seeing forward to seeing something from you.
kv. TakeG

rats. DD won't take icelandic letters…

TakeshiG

TakeshiG
Yay! A fellow icelander!
*Jumping around madly of joy*
'Eg bid thig einnig velkominn a' drukinni oendinni! (tho' ad ‘eg er frekar li­tt virkur a’ spjallsidunni) ^^ ‘Eg veit um allavega tvo adra islendinga her: Doktor Per og MiriamG …
jaeja, @ the moment I’m pretty busy with my own comic, but who knows what the future brings. I'm seeing forward to seeing something from you.
kv. TakeG

rats. DD won't take icelandic letters…

Heck, it won't even take normal letters like é. (An e with an apostrophe)

First off: BEST AVATAR EVER.

Secondly, welcome to the Duck.

Every time I misspell something from here on out, I'm going to say it's because DD won't take my special characters. YAY for excuses!
Also, welcome!