So… did you ever, you know… get trapped in an alternate dimension without internet access for 3 months? It's horrible! They made me fight giant bees and ride a narwhale…. which wasn't so terrible, except that I don't breath water, and everyone else there dd. After quickly devising a method of expediating evolution to grow gills and fins and become master of this strange society, I forced the scientists to wokr on a wuantum physics… thingumy… which would allow me to cut through the dimensional fold, travel through space and come back here (I also rolled 5 success on my correspondence check).

So… Hello again. Didn't mean to leave sans “Dear John” note.

Jillers
So… did you ever, you know… get trapped in an alternate dimension without internet access for 3 months? It's horrible! They made me fight giant bees and ride a narwhale…. which wasn't so terrible, except that I don't breath water, and everyone else there dd. After quickly devising a method of expediating evolution to grow gills and fins and become master of this strange society, I forced the scientists to wokr on a wuantum physics… thingumy… which would allow me to cut through the dimensional fold, travel through space and come back here (I also rolled 5 success on my correspondence check).

So… Hello again. Didn't mean to leave sans “Dear John” note.

I know how that feels, this “real life” people talk about when the Internet goes away, such a boring and fearful place. By the way, there's this shining thing in the sky that frankly scares me. Is it still out there?


.: Myxomatosis :.

Alternate dimensions are crappy, especially the ones that are just entierly full of fish, just fish! nothing else!

Bloody universes, I swear this is the most sensible one.

Even in my supreme overlord state I wasn't allowed to go near that thing.
Franly, it makes me ill.