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Mafia 44: The Re-Deadening 2!
Ochitsukanai at 1:11PM, April 28, 2011
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Oh and I'm serious, Mett. He lynched you.
At least you'll probably get resurrected as a zombie later in order to take your bloody vengeance.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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jninjashadow at 1:36PM, April 28, 2011
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Didn't the time for instalynch pass already? Or was the action sent and you not online during the window?
The latter

And 30 more minutes till actions.


ALSO important, when the Holder resurrects, you'll all know someone was resurrected, but i wont remove the dead from beside their names. Clues are all you get.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 1:39PM, April 28, 2011
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jninjashadow
Oh and I'm serious, Mett. He lynched you.
At least you'll probably get resurrected as a zombie later in order to take your bloody vengeance.
Flippy always takes bloody vengeance. Even if nobody did anything to him.

At least I made a funny page for the MG comic.

And I'll be back to choke you with your own intestines soon, hopefully.

Just try to remember which lawn device to attach to your arm stump when I arrive..



And another spot of advice for those of you wanting to live through this.

Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:42PM, April 28, 2011
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Breaking News from your government officials
A state of panic has gripped the heart of our beloved town. But I am here to tell you that there is nothing for you to fear but fear itself…and this new noose I was able to buy for the town due to me tweaking the towns budget a bit. Taking away all benefits given to the seniors is a small cost in my opinion. Die old people. DIE! This new noose is a chainsaw noose. When you make a noose and run a current through it the chain that is on the inside will cute off the zombies head in no time. I did this to help promote equality by having equal opportunity lynchings, since our zombie citizens weren't getting the same satisfaction out of a normal noose as our non-zombie citizens.

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I Am The 1337 Master at 2:09PM, April 28, 2011
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Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:16PM, April 28, 2011
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Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?


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I Am The 1337 Master at 2:22PM, April 28, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master
Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?
It died with my dick.


And getting no vote.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:33PM, April 28, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I Am The 1337 Master
Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?
It died with my dick.


And getting no vote.
I got no vote either T.T

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Mettaur at 2:35PM, April 28, 2011
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Hell is filled with ponies.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Ochitsukanai at 2:35PM, April 28, 2011
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Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?
I have the love. All of it. Can you sense the heart beams radiating from my face?

It's ok, I'll provide a diagram.

O_O <3-<3-<3-<3-<3

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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jninjashadow at 2:41PM, April 28, 2011
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Night One
The Town didn't sleep well. The return of the zombies meant everyone had to be on guard. The medics ran to and fro keeping people from succumbing to the super natural zombietus. But they weren't the only one spurred to action. The fellow was a murderer, and dammit, zombies won't stop ‘em from doing what he loved. A quick run took him to his victims home, and inside sevent2 was asleep before the TV, on it the latest Harkovast game: Figure Pointer Five. The murderer walker through the door and right up to seventy2.
“That’s a pretty low score.” The murderer goaded.
“WHO WHA-HUH?!” Seventy2 woke with a start, but too slow to save himself from the murderers wrath.
seventy2 the townie was strangled with a controller
On the other side of town, Salsa had a plan.
“A wire here, a circuit there… aaaaand DONE!” Salsa let loose a maniacal laugh as he held aloft a device of great power. “With this, I will stop the zombie menace before it starts!” Salsa flipped open the safety case and let his finger hover over the button.
“Wait!” He thought aloud, stopping himself immediately “What if this explodes?! This IS Townston after all… NAH!” Salsa pushed the thought aside as easily as he pressed the button. His machine sputtered
, coughed and twitched, but it didn't explode. It instead fell forward and crushed Salsa like a bug. THEN it exploded.
Salsa the Bodyguard was obliterated (quit)

Lynch Votes:
Hakoshen: 6
Same (mayor)
Ochi
crocty
BFF Satan
Shirkersama

BFFSatan:1
1337
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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jninjashadow at 2:44PM, April 28, 2011
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FOOLS! I have the love! ALL OF IT! I burn it for warmth.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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FOOLS! I have the love! ALL OF IT! I burn it for warmth.

I see you did not get my PQ. Never the less I now have some clues to figure out who to kill.
Also salsa. Sorry to hear you wont be playing. Good luck.
I would have prefered that you stay inactive but nothing could be done.

Also more breaking news.
Anyone who resurrects as a zombie is getting their teeth punched in.
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seventy2 at 3:20PM, April 28, 2011
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Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:42PM, April 28, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
I Am The 1337 Master
Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.

And now for something completely different.
Penis!


That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!

Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?
It died with my dick.


And getting no vote.
I got no vote either T.T
And that is why I take my anger out on you-the innocent. :P



To 72: The hell?
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gullas at 3:57PM, April 28, 2011
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Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!
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gullas
Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:35PM, April 28, 2011
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gullas
Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…
Oy! That's just too far.

Salsa has just the right amount of chunkiness, spiciness, and flavor!

So don't pick on Dorothy!
(but I actually do feel bad about Slasa's tornado issues so sorry, salsa)
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same
gullas
Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…
Oy! That's just too far.

Salsa has just the right amount of chunkiness, spiciness, and flavor!

So don't pick on Dorothy!
(but I actually do feel bad about Slasa's tornado issues so sorry, salsa)
I know. Poor Slasa.
Whoever that is.
And I didnt mean what you probably think.
I meant its got more meat that salsa is supposed to contain… mainly any.
Makes me wonder if salsa would taste better if it had pepperoni in it or something.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:23PM, April 28, 2011
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@Seventy2: Why did you post a big picture of excalibur?

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rokulily at 7:39PM, April 28, 2011
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This new noose is a chainsaw noose. When you make a noose and run a current through it the chain that is on the inside will cute off the zombies head in no time.

cute-ing things off? i approve
 
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shirkersama at 7:45PM, April 28, 2011
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FOOLS!

seventy2


At least I assume so.
Meh
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Product Placement at 7:50PM, April 28, 2011
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@Seventy2: Why did you post a big picture of excalibur?
Because it was task number seventy2.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Retaya at 8:03PM, April 28, 2011
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*rolls arround in frustration*

It's very hard to be dramatic when you're a townie. ;__;
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Salsa at 8:15PM, April 28, 2011
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Well get your new steaks for only seventy2 cents and we'll throw in some fresh newly squeezed salsa!

Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…

Thanks, that gave me a chuckle. (Especially since I'm rather large)

@Retaya: Just grab some stuff from the crater at the spaceport, and don a black cape and call yourself:



wait for it…






THE TOWNIE AVENGER!
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:20PM, April 28, 2011
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@Seventy2: Why did you post a big picture of excalibur?
Because it was task number seventy2.
Aaaaaaah!

@Retaya: I now your pain…for what four straight games now? Why can't I be a townie every other game instead of in a row?

@Roku: I have had little sleep today/yesterday due to midterms. So what I am saying is yes cute their heads off.

@Salsa: I am sorry to hear about your weather problem. Hope your midterms go well.

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BffSatan at 8:24PM, April 28, 2011
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How could you 1337? :cry:

The mafia only killed one person last night? Kinda slack.
Still, I have a feeling (I am judging off of Mett's insta-lynching) that this is going to be one of those games with a high miss-lynch body count.
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Salsa at 8:28PM, April 28, 2011
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@Seventy2: Why did you post a big picture of excalibur?
Because it was task number seventy2.
Aaaaaaah!

@Retaya: I now your pain…for what four straight games now? Why can't I be a townie every other game instead of in a row?

@Roku: I have had little sleep today/yesterday due to midterms. So what I am saying is yes cute their heads off.

@Salsa: I am sorry to hear about your weather problem. Hope your midterms go well.

Finals got canceled pretty much.

I got work in three hours, or I think I do anyway. I may not, I just don't know.
RAGE!
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same at 8:38PM, April 28, 2011
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I want to kill stuff but I cant if I dont have anything to kill :l.Most obnoxious person between now and the next night gets it. Townie or zombie. Ill be killing you. Just a fair warning.

ANYWHO!
Medics. Report in. Ive got a plan.

Salsa
same
Ill take a few steaks.
Id rather not have the salsa though. Its a little too chunky…

Thanks, that gave me a chuckle. (Especially since I'm rather large)


I too am quite large. Was 252 pounds last month. Lost 14 pounds in the past few weeks though.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:02PM, April 28, 2011
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Lynch Votes:
Hakoshen: 4
Same (mayor)
Ochi
crocty

Is there a reason for this?

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