hello evil genuis here i don't need a retarded mustache.

niccea
I shall amend my speech: If I'm elected mayor I will insta-lynch LOS on the grounds of being annoying. And then there will be no personal attacks from me.

right… jerk

leaderofstars
hello evil genuis here i don't need a retarded mustache.

niccea
I shall amend my speech: If I'm elected mayor I will insta-lynch LOS on the grounds of being annoying. And then there will be no personal attacks from me.

right… jerk

Cry baby.

“Don't lynch me! I'm the vigilante!”

hmm looks like I'm gonna have to take this into my own hands again.*waff consumes item:energy drink,waff can make 2 actions this turn* *waff uses mecha attachment: missle launcher twice* *waff launches missles at both leaderofstars and niccea*.

*avoids all the missles*

i shall kill you niccea even if we're both mafia

*Steps aside* Hey! Who funded your casino and E-Bum? *adorable face*


LOS: One Word: Catapult.

^^ Ok I'll stop being a jerkette for now. I was just having fun. Shouldn't be so touchy. Tis only in fun and games.

**Steps aside** I dont want to get any of this pissin' contest on my outfit. It will run.

Waff, my friend, you seem to be having a little moustache trouble there.

Let me fix that for you.

niccea you better hope i get a non killing role because you'll be going down

because unlike jesus


i don't forgive

Ochitsukanai
Waff, my friend, you seem to be having a little moustache trouble there.

Let me fix that for you.

Oh me too metoo mine is a little manly.

leaderofstars
niccea you better hope i get a non killing role because you'll be going down

Many have tried.

Niccea
*Steps aside* Hey! Who funded your casino and E-Bum? *adorable face*

I did ,*prepares to launch into long rambling story spanning several years* well e-Bum was founded when I tried to sell a 25-foot Casino sign during the previous game when I realised that people would trade a lot for said sign so I set up a storage/transaction facility in my box and ta-da e-Bum was born, and the casino? most of it came with the box.
-edit-
sorry ody I didn't mean to almost hit you.

waff

Niccea
*Steps aside* Hey! Who funded your casino and E-Bum? *adorable face*

I did ,*prepares to launch into long rambling story spanning several years* well e-Bum was founded when I tried to sell a 25-foot Casino sign during the previous game when I realised that people would trade a lot for said sign so I set up a storage/transaction facility in my box and ta-da e-Bum was born, and the casino? most of it came with the box.

But I gave it a name!

*uses death ray to stun waff*

But Ody, you ARE…oh, well.

Let me fix that for you.

Ochitsukanai
But Ody, you ARE…oh, well.

Let me fix that for you.

AWESOME!!! Now I think I will crank the boobs up a cup….

why do you want to be like this guy

Niccea

waff

Niccea
*Steps aside* Hey! Who funded your casino and E-Bum? *adorable face*

I did ,*prepares to launch into long rambling story spanning several years* well e-Bum was founded when I tried to sell a 25-foot Casino sign during the previous game when I realised that people would trade a lot for said sign so I set up a storage/transaction facility in my box and ta-da e-Bum was born, and the casino? most of it came with the box.

But I gave it a name!

thats true

leaderofstars
*uses death ray to stun waff*

*waff takes 350 damage from leaderofstars attack and is stunned* *waff being stunned activates passive hobotech: abstracted thought* *waff is able to use basic hobotechs*

*attacks waff with Molotov cocktails*

hakoshen, my campaign is so sophisticated that I am not only going to deny you a job in the mafia game by getting more votes, I'm deliberately trying to cost you your job in real life too!

You can't promise a mecha in every garage? Well I can!
And golden trees with diamond apples that taste like candy floss and cause instant wieght loss!
Super mind powers for all!
Taxes so low that the government pays YOU just to shut the hell up!
Woohoo!

Some moron once said “those who sacrifice security for feardom deserve niether”.
What a douche bag! Just because of that, I'm deliberately going to completely deny freedom and security to everyone!

Now thats what I called politics!

leaderofstars
*attacks waff with Molotov cocktails*

*waff takes 25 damage from leaderofstars attack* *waff is now on fire* *being on fire has cured waff of stunning* *waff consumes item:barbacued chicken, waff regains 400 life* *waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 5 modify* *waff modify his missle launcher attachment to launch incendiary missles*

Leader of stars- Hitler? Shitler more like!
Hes been reduced to getting redubbed on youtube for comic effect!
If you want to see a REAL reign of terror, but me in charge!
You have my personal guarantee that I wont just ruin this town, I'll ruin it….
WITH STYLE!

campain promise: i promise to be an evil genius













*uses the chewbacca defense to confuse the missiles back to you*

*yawn*

LOS was more fun when we were tying to get him lynched.

*flips off you all off while drinking a sprite*

leaderofstars
*uses the chewbacca defense to confuse the missiles back to you*

*caution unknown command: waff hasn't launched any missles yet*

That sounds nice and all, Harkovast…but honestly, with Hakoshen sporting that moustache/goatee ensemble, I don't know how anyone can stand against him.

I mean, do you SEE that man's facial hair? Ladies love it! Men want to BE it! And when residents tuck their children in at night, you know it's looking benevolently down on them from above, because he's in the attic looking through a system of small holes he has poked in the ceiling for the purpose of surveillance.

It gives you a feeling of safety.

*watches waff self-destruct*

waff
*waff takes 25 damage from leaderofstars attack* *waff is now on fire* *being on fire has cured waff of stunning* *waff consumes item:barbacued chicken, waff regains 400 life* *waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 5 modify* *waff modify his missle launcher attachment to launch incendiary missles*

Do you actually play the tabletop battletech or what?


People, what mad, LSD induced hallucination is Harkovast's campaign based off of? This man LOVES peace. He loves it! He fights for justice and equality! He helps old ladies cross the street!

Oh, what a tangled mess of lies and deciet you spread, and all in the name of restoring order. Shameful. If we were all skinny, then we would all compete endlessly to see who has the hottest body and nothing would be accomplished.
And what good is a society where every man is king and every king a mech pilot? Why, it's one of serenity and eutopia! With super ESP powers, all life would cease within minutes as a well meaning but misguided Samaritan wills the sun to go super nova.

However, picture all that power consolidated into one man. Picture all that destruction collapsed into one hand, and then unleashed in a steady flow to all who stand before you. That is what I promise. True, you wont have a mech in your garage, but you'll have five mechs at your disposal once I put you on the front lines! And isn't that what you really want people? Free ammo reloads. Free fuel. And all the targets you can point a reticule at. Ah *inhales* nothing like the smell of beam cannons in the morning.

Utter chaos.
Madness.
ANARCHY.

Hakoshen 09.