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Mafia X - Returning to the Classics
harkovast at 6:56AM, July 7, 2009
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Niccea- Americans LOVE Benny Hill.
I mean people in Britain think he was funny and all, but Americans are crazy about the guy! I haven't heard anyone mention the guy in years over here, but that moving quickly thing still shows up constantly on American shows.
I guess it must have hit some kind of cultural resonance over there or something.

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Niccea at 9:18AM, July 7, 2009
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Heh. It could have been the first game where the serial killer would have won.
I wouldn't mind loosing to that.
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Salsa at 10:37AM, July 7, 2009
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me either. It could still happen though.
RAGE!
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harkovast at 1:19PM, July 7, 2009
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Serial Killer win? That ought to earn some sort of special medal if it ever happens!

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Niccea at 1:21PM, July 7, 2009
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Certainly make up for the boring.
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harkovast at 1:23PM, July 7, 2009
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I didn't find this game boring, I think it was really exciting.
The sheer number of casualties was awesome.

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Product Placement at 1:45PM, July 7, 2009
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I say that the two mafia members kill each other and let the serial killer win.
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa at 1:47PM, July 7, 2009
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I say that the two mafia members kill each other and let the serial killer win.
i second this!!!
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:36PM, July 7, 2009
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Right now I have two votes one Humer and one Pastel. Pastel's was first. There is only an hour left until voting is closed.


It might have been boring but it sure did have deaths :D. My favorite is still Ochi's. Anyone screaming “I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN” as their fianl words have my respect XD

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Niccea at 2:51PM, July 7, 2009
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Right now I have two votes one Humer and one Pastel. Pastel's was first. There is only an hour left until voting is closed.

Do you mean that the vote for Pastel was first or that Pastel's vote was first?
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ParkerFarker at 2:51PM, July 7, 2009
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holy crap, if Crocty votes that would suck balls! MASSIVE BALLS!!!

uh, sorry for that… it… just… you know…

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Product Placement at 2:54PM, July 7, 2009
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Right now I have two votes one Humer and one Pastel. Pastel's was first. There is only an hour left until voting is closed.

Do you mean that the vote for Pastel was first or that Pastel's vote was first?
Yeah, who voted first? Was it humor or pastel?
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pastel at 2:59PM, July 7, 2009
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I voted first.
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. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
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Product Placement at 3:03PM, July 7, 2009
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I voted first.
That's awesome (If you're truly the serial killer that is).

If that's the case and you place your kill before crocty does his, then this game will be a landmark. Only one survivor. A serial killer victory. Now that's a special kind of awesome.
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ParkerFarker at 3:14PM, July 7, 2009
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holy crap, that's awesome.

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D_Dude at 3:15PM, July 7, 2009
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PastelI voted first.
That's awesome (If you're truly the serial killer that is).

If that's the case and you place your kill before crocty does his, then this game will be a landmark. Only one survivor. A serial killer victory. Now that's a special kind of awesome.

Last man/woman standing in a mafia game. That is pure win.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:15PM, July 7, 2009
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Okay guys this “'s” is called a possessive s. Sorry I couldn't resist.

Humer will be lynched if I don't hear from Crocty. I msg Crocty to see if he was voting. I have yet to get a response. Voting ends in 15 mins.

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ParkerFarker at 3:22PM, July 7, 2009
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Okay guys this “'s” is called a possessive s. Sorry I couldn't resist.

Humer will be lynched if I don't hear from Crocty. I msg Crocty to see if he was voting. I have yet to get a response. Voting ends in 15 mins.


uuuhhh, you said 45 minutes ago “voting ends in 30 minutes”. )=

also, the “'s” is possessive OR to signify the missing “i” in “is”
that is awesome = that's awesome.
and, in fact, in the word “it”, the “'s” isn't even possessive, it is bad grammar to write “that is it's object”, it should be “that is its object”

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:29PM, July 7, 2009
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Voting has ended.

PF I didn't say 30mins. I don't know where you got that.

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ParkerFarker at 3:31PM, July 7, 2009
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Right now I have two votes one Humer and one Pastel. Pastel's was first. There is only an hour left until voting is closed.

did I misread this?


EDIT: oh never mind I did, I read “there is only half an hour left…” for some reason, sorry.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:37PM, July 7, 2009
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Does anyone mind if I post Nar early?

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ParkerFarker at 3:44PM, July 7, 2009
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no. I am all for it.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Niccea at 3:48PM, July 7, 2009
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XD I know what is coming cause I've been talking with Crocty…

And yes I can confirm Pastel. Ag confirmed.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:49PM, July 7, 2009
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Day 8 is OVER!!!

Humer was shocked. There were three active voters left. Two of them mafia and he still lost?! He had gotten the mafia this far. But they had betrayed him. The mob consisting of Pastel marched in front of him, she was holding a knife. “You think you can take me?! I’m the Godfather moron!” he shouted with his serious face.

“The polls don’t lie,” she said as she made her way towards Humer. He took out his trusty tommy gun and open fire at Pastel. She ran low to the ground to the safety of a nearby tree. She was pinned down. Her only hope was to wait for him to run out of ammo. The bullets stopping and a cruse from Humer were all the sign she needed.

She ran around the tree and straight towards Humer, who was busy reloading his weapon. When she was a few feet away he looked up and saw her. His last words were, “Morons!” Pastel’s knife found its mark as it plunged into Humer’s heart. She pulled it out and Humer’s lifeless corpse fell to the ground. Humer’s spirit was beat up by Niccea’s as he went to join them. “You made this game so boring!” She said as she took her ghost flame thrower at him.

Humerman the Godfather is dead.

Night 8 has BEGUN!!!!



I'll now accept night actions. Also I will be posting the Final nar as soon as I get the final action and I get back home(Few hours.)).

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ParkerFarker at 3:58PM, July 7, 2009
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Pastel did you send in your night action already? don't want to let Crocty, that sneaky devil, win.

EDIT: and I second what PP said, epic battle

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Product Placement at 3:58PM, July 7, 2009
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TFGM. Please make the final narration a phenomenal duel between crocty and pastel.

A sole survivor ending. This certainly makes this game interesting.
Those were my two cents.
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humorman at 3:59PM, July 7, 2009
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Damn, it's really going to end like this? Oh, well. At least this gives everyone a reason to treat me like shit again! LOL!!! Humermans a fucking idiot!!! Stop playing mafia you fucking piece of trash!!! LOL!!!

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Aghammer at 4:21PM, July 7, 2009
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Or…. they could hold hands and join in union as one all-powerful mafia…hmmm

Naaaa, have them kill each other… first 100% death mafia game EVER!!!

Edit: Did you hear a weird buzzing noise??

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TFGM. Please make the final narration a phenomenal duel between crocty and pastel.

A sole survivor ending. This certainly makes this game interesting.
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Product Placement at 4:27PM, July 7, 2009
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Or…. they could hold hands and join in union as one all-powerful mafia…hmmm

Naaaa, have them kill each other… first 100% death mafia game EVER!!!

Edit: Did you hear a weird buzzing noise??
Hmm… no survivors you say? If both place a hit on each other then I suppose Monkey is allowed to make his narration that way. He could end it with a moving speech about the destructiveness of human nature and how it's destined to lead us to peril.
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waff at 4:29PM, July 7, 2009
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Or…. they could hold hands and join in union as one all-powerful mafia…hmmm

Naaaa, have them kill each other… first 100% death mafia game EVER!!!

Edit: Did you hear a weird buzzing noise??

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TFGM. Please make the final narration a phenomenal duel between crocty and pastel.

A sole survivor ending. This certainly makes this game interesting.
buzzing noise?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
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WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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