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ayesinback at 6:26PM, March 1, 2011
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I think she's saying you're mafia, thus C could be explained as “I made no night hit last night but will pretend I attacked you.”

yup. I think that's exactly what she's saying. Or, verbatim:
ayesinback
not the first time Salsa's been a mafia pardoner

I've seen your wily ways in action before, Salsa.
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shirkersama at 6:37PM, March 1, 2011
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“My boss is going to hate me for taking out a cat.”

ayesinback has a comic about cats. I'll go along with Salsa on this one.
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Salsa at 6:44PM, March 1, 2011
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Uh, huh.

yup I guess you sure got me.

Oh wait. Remember the first night, the night I said this!
Salsa
Okay, only on person sent in their role. You all know what that means.

number 12, you're number's up.
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Salsa
Ochitsukanai
Salsa
Okay, only on person sent in their role. You all know what that means.

number 12, you're number's up.
The only time I argued that killing blindly was ok for the townie side, figuring that in attrition warfare we would maintain the upper hand for a long time and could freely sacrifice, we lost pretty miserably.

I also had pretty slick arguments about player numbers and cycles, but ultimately, in attrition warfare the point is that you DON'T sacrifice. Didn't work for Gullas, Niccea or me. It's your prerogative and I clearly stated support for both you and Same, but if you ignore the behaviors, values, or skills of the players and just select arbitrarily, it's risky…

Of course in keeping with my vow not to treat this game as serious business, I'm chill even if we are potentially eviscerating our allies at random, but it's still fun to think about tactics! <3
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And then,
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Narration!

“All right. I'm going to need the dumbbells, the exercise rope, the stop watch…” said the Fitness trainer to himself, as he finished packing his duffel bag, preparing himself for a mayor workout. On the way, he was going to make sure someone he thought has been been slagging off was going to learn the real meaning of training.
Just as he stepped outside he was confronted by a strange man, wearing the silliest mustache.
“Halt, evil doer! You will do no harm tonight!” said the man in the blue sports jacket, doing a split before standing on his hands.
“Hey. That was pretty impressive but I bet you can't do this!” said the Fitness trainer, standing on one hand, with his legs split in the air.
“Heh… Think you can outdo me?” scoffed the vigilante, accepting the challenge. “You'll find that I'm the hottest thing around!”
What followed was with out doubt the most impressive display of acrobatic stunts the town has ever witnessed, where each trick became more improbable and physics defying then the last.
…that is until the Fitness trainer attempted a wall run back flip, followed by a triple airborne somersault and landed on his head.

Rokulily the Fitness trainer worked up her last sweat.

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OMAIGAW! I must one of those wily mafia! Who know the VIG was a mafia BASTARD!

Be glad I'm not the mayor, cuz I think I know who one of the little mafiosos is, and I'd rather kill Ron than someone else.

Oh and Ayes?
RAGE!
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A Reaver at 6:58PM, March 1, 2011
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I'll go along with Salsa on this one.

I too will vote salsa. Good thinkin' Shirk. Have some dinosaur stickers.

Friendly fire. Because I am a qualified douche.

Shiny new comic.
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ayesinback at 7:34PM, March 1, 2011
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Oh and Ayes?


Oh. Ouchies. Did we touch a Nerve, Mr. Self-named “Vigilante”?
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Salsa at 8:59PM, March 1, 2011
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if by “nerve” you mean “landmine” and by “self-named” you mean confirmed then, yes, yes you did.
>:D
RAGE!
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Randomdudeperson at 12:03AM, March 2, 2011
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Ochitsukanai at 2:39AM, March 2, 2011
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if by “nerve” you mean “landmine” and by “self-named” you mean confirmed then, yes, yes you did.
>:D
Gosh, Lord Salsa, in case of aircraft malfunction do you double as a personal gloatation device?

yes I'm dead and it's 4:40 AM and I'm writing an essay but damn it I've been waiting to use that pun forever and nothing will stop me, nothiiiing

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Product Placement at 8:18AM, March 2, 2011
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Oh, that was just to point out my new avi.

I heard it made salsa nevous.
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Randomdudeperson at 10:50AM, March 2, 2011
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Oh, that was just to point out my new avi.

I heard it made salsa nevous.

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I Am The 1337 Master at 12:24PM, March 2, 2011
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And I thought 1337's kill was really funny, ha! Great writing Product!
Thanks. I got a complaint about making my narrations too short, the other day, so I was trying to step up my game.
Of course you like the narration that gets me deaded.


And Disclaimer: You are not allowed to use my accusations of Salsa as fact or defense. I forbid it since I was wrong about random and ended up trusting the accused as I stated in my posts in the middle of the game. And the entire vote for him bit was a joke.


Try to get real facts guys. Gawd. :P Dumb paranoid townies…


I was going to make another statement but it'd be definite dead talk.



Oh but I know who killed me. And they're gonna get it. (like Roku style paybackness)
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Salsa at 1:40PM, March 2, 2011
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Salsa
if by “nerve” you mean “landmine” and by “self-named” you mean confirmed then, yes, yes you did.
>:D
Gosh, Lord Salsa, in case of aircraft malfunction do you double as a personal gloatation device?

yes I'm dead and it's 4:40 AM and I'm writing an essay but damn it I've been waiting to use that pun forever and nothing will stop me, nothiiiing

Absolutely!
RAGE!
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A Reaver at 3:06PM, March 2, 2011
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I dont believe that salsa is the vigilante.
If I dont believe it he cant hurt me.

Its fun pretending to be the detective.

Shiny new comic.
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Salsa at 3:22PM, March 2, 2011
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I really hope you're kidding,
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Niccea at 3:51PM, March 2, 2011
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I am rather curious as to why A Reaver is voting for Salsa, but I haven't really said anything about it.
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ayesinback at 4:06PM, March 2, 2011
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I am rather curious as to why A Reaver is voting for Salsa, but I haven't really said anything about it.

Well, if A Reaver Is the detective, he'd know which way the Salsa wind blows, wouldn't he.
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Product Placement at 4:32PM, March 2, 2011
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Narration!

The lamplight was out as the dark figure rested its elbows on the desk while leaning the head to its arms. The pounding on the door grew louder and louder, while the stubborn hinges tried as they might to keep the unwelcome party outside.
“Stall them.” said the figure at the desk, while motioning the surly man to guard the door.
“I hope you understand that once this day is over, my efforts to restore the town to it's proper status quo will be severely hampered.” continued the figure, as it finished sealing the envelopes. “-Therefore it is imperative that my associates get this message to continue without me…. They must continue the fight.”
The figure stood up and handed the envelopes to his messenger, who quickly placed them in her backpack.
“Boss…” started the messenger while trying to hold back the sobs in her voice “I would like you to know… that it was an honor serving you.”
At that moment, a large crash could be heard, followed by several gunshots.
“Go now!” ordered the figure and pointed his messenger towards the back door.

The surly man did his best to stall the men but didn't stand a chance against the superior number and was quickly overwhelmed. The villagers, lead by Salsa, walked into the dark room to find the still figure sitting on a chair; enjoying his last cigarette.



Ayesinback AKA Ron the Don's spirit lives on with his team.


Day 5 is over.

Night 5 has begun.
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Salsa at 4:40PM, March 2, 2011
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Alright then, Lets wrap this up.
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ayesinback at 4:42PM, March 2, 2011
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Thanks, Product, that was very dignified, especially for a clown.

My only regret is that I didn't french fry even half the potatoes from BffSatan, and Heaven knows this town needs some decent saturated fat.
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Mettaur at 4:43PM, March 2, 2011
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You want fries with that?

Quite the dramatics..not the funny clown I suppose. But bravo, I like it.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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A Reaver at 4:49PM, March 2, 2011
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Would now be a good time to mention that Im a fat man wearing a toupee?

Shiny new comic.
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Product Placement at 4:55PM, March 2, 2011
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Thanks, Product, that was very dignified, especially for a clown.
Mettaur
Quite the dramatics..not the funny clown I suppose. But bravo, I like it.
Ah, well, that's because clowns are a serious business.

But yeah, I normally try to make the Don in my games go out with some style. There may be older games of mine where I've made exceptions but there's something about killing off the mastermind that makes me think about dignifying moments.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:16PM, March 2, 2011
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Awfully fancy, that was. All I got was a car hitting me. ._.

…I'm kidding of course.


I hope Caesar takes all of you and destroys you.

And then I can destroy him.


Or her. (benefit of the doubt)
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Randomdudeperson at 12:16AM, March 3, 2011
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@salsa—rofl!

@PP——Tears-in-my-eyes,very-beautiful!

@l33t—-More-tears-in-my-eyes!rofl!the-little-face-really-struck-me-funny,laughing-so-hard-atm!:P

Oh,and-i-had-my-last-meal-again,but-in-real-life-lolz

But-i-forgot-the-pouch,….so-sticky
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gullas at 1:51AM, March 3, 2011
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Hazzah! I was not killed. Now to celebrate!
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A Reaver at 6:29AM, March 3, 2011
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@salsa—rofl!

@PP——Tears-in-my-eyes,very-beautiful!

@l33t—-More-tears-in-my-eyes!rofl!the-little-face-really-struck-me-funny,laughing-so-hard-atm!:P

Oh,and-i-had-my-last-meal-again,but-in-real-life-lolz

But-i-forgot-the-pouch,….so-sticky

ON SCREEN KEYBOARD!

Shiny new comic.
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Product Placement at 6:53AM, March 3, 2011
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This just in… Clowns are no longer scary; they're saddening:





…and homophobic, apparently.
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Salsa at 6:56AM, March 3, 2011
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Hazzah! I was not killed. Now to celebrate!

Game ain't over yet, We still got to off BK and Caesar.

Speaking of which, There's a, ah, discrepancy in the roles a couple of people have sent.
>:D Somebody just screwed up big time.
RAGE!
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A Reaver at 1:33PM, March 3, 2011
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You know what I love. Pizza. Especially Pizza covered in meat.


Shiny new comic.
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Product Placement at 3:15PM, March 3, 2011
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I'll admit it… That pizza looks good.



-Is working on narration-

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