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kaminari at 6:32PM, Aug. 22, 2006
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I for one love great lines from Simpsons.
So here's a little game.

Someone gives a line from the simpsons that stands out (preferably from classic simpsons seasons 1 through 8 ) and see who can name the episode (or at least describe what happens in the episode if you dont know the name)

So, if anyone wants to play, here's the first quote:

“Past instances in which I professed to like you were fradulent !”

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Jillers at 4:44PM, Aug. 23, 2006
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Hurricaine Neddy, I think when they're trying to piss Ned off.

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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kaminari at 9:44PM, Aug. 23, 2006
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Thats from the episode where Bart and Lisa use Grandpa's name to sell their script to Itchy and Scratchy !
(It took me a while to think about it, lol.)



“Oh my God ! This man is my exact double ! And that dog has a puffy tail ! hee hee hee, here puff… heere puff..”

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Terminal at 9:56PM, Aug. 23, 2006
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Oh, Fear of Flying. That's when this Homer lookalike gets beaten and kicked out of Moe's, then when Homer sees the lookalike, he says that.

This is an easy one:

"My Eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

.: Myxomatosis :.
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Jillers at 11:41PM, Aug. 23, 2006
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Radioactive Man, they're making a Radioactive Man movie and they use real acid, and Rainier Wolfcastle gets carried away in a flood of the green acid.


Well…if you replace the word “accidentally” with the word “repeatedly” and the word “dog” with “son”…
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kaminari at 12:05AM, Aug. 24, 2006
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That'd be Lionel Hutz when he finds out who the judge is in that episode where Marge goes to jail. =D

“I said SHUT UP net face !”

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Jillers at 5:42PM, Aug. 25, 2006
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Mansion Family - Homer house sits for Burns when he goes to the Mayo Clinic or something, and Homer takes his Yacht out on international waters to gamble with lenny and them, and they get caught in a net, by pirates.


“Fine, be a jerk, we'll just sit here and watch it.”
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Terminal at 6:39PM, Aug. 25, 2006
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Grandpa says that to the other old dude when a commerical for Mr. Burns' campain comes on. Three Eyes On Every Fish, I think is the name of episode.

“The internet? Is that thing still around?”

.: Myxomatosis :.
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crescendo at 5:23PM, Aug. 26, 2006
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I believe that's Lenny talking to Carl about swimtrunks…..

“All Moe and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe.”
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Dan at 5:56PM, Aug. 26, 2006
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The Flaming Moe's, when the Simpsons are having a dinner and Homer's griping about Moe stealing his drink idea.

“This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!”
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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kaminari at 7:49PM, Aug. 26, 2006
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Thats where they are going to vote to have immigrants kicked out and Apu falls into this category so he purchases fake documents from Fat Tony to stay and then he regrest it. (lol, a yahoo from Green Bay)

And Crescendo is wrong. The quote was from the one where they go to Tokyo and go to an internet cafe in the beginning. The one you're thinking of was he's talking about the inner netting (internet) of underwear.

“First of the month ! New Billboard day !!”

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Terminal at 8:19PM, Aug. 26, 2006
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Oh, Homer says that when he looks at the billboards (and the clown college one) in "Homer the Clown

”Hold on, I'm working it out.. OK. After you vibrate that way, you can fall down. Nelson, you just spin around in a circle."

.: Myxomatosis :.
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kaminari at 11:23PM, Aug. 26, 2006
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Thats when they play football and Nelson is the best player, but since Homer is the coach he makes Bart do all the plays.

*hits Homer and Barney on the head and knocks them out for no reason*
THWUCK
“Where did you get that thing?”
“Sent away.”

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Jillers at 11:11AM, Aug. 30, 2006
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Deep Space Homer, Barney goes on a bender after dirnking non alcoholic champgne, and NASA says that Homer goes into Space by Default, so Homer chants “De-fault, de-fault…” and the scientist's assistant whacks him.

“See, I got this friend named… Joey Jo Jo… Junior… Shabadoo. ”
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kaminari at 2:18PM, Sept. 1, 2006
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Thats when Homer wants to tell Moe about his infatuation with Mindy (I love that one, lol)

“Once again. If Im not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste”

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Comicmasta at 2:29PM, Sept. 1, 2006
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Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song Episode


“I told you im not Xena.”
i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!
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Anonymous at 3:34PM, Sept. 1, 2006
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The one where Comic-book guy kidnapped Lucy Lawless.

“What about the weiner? Some guy on TV lifted a bucket with his.”
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Jillers at 4:14PM, Sept. 1, 2006
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A Hunka Hunka Burns In Love

though he lifted a bucket of paint.

I believe the title says it all. Mr Burns tells Homer that there's no muscle stronger than the heart, to which Homer replies…


“I made Bart in my pants! ”
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Dan at 3:36PM, Sept. 2, 2006
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When Bart is in a spelling bee and was asked to spell “Imply.” During I-M-P, Nelson laughs and says that Bart was made out of pee. Then Ralph's response followed.

“Le grill?! What the hell is that supposed to mean?”
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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Jillers at 1:08PM, Sept. 4, 2006
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Mom and Pop Art - Homer becomes an artist because of the grill he couldn't put together - the cement was drying and the english side instrusctions were all ruined so he had to look at the French side

“Err…no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.”
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Comicmasta at 1:32PM, Sept. 4, 2006
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Homers Triple Bypass



“What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. ”
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kaminari at 3:14PM, Sept. 4, 2006
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Thats the episode where Santa's Little Helper and the female greyhound at the races have puppies and Burns of course steals them.




“Forgivu-ness Pureezu !”

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kaminari at 5:54PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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uhhh the answer to that previous one was the epidose where Marge has the prezel franchise and the mafia fights the Yakuza in the end.


Here's a more timely quote:
“It sounded so made-up, *nervous laugh* Yom Kippur”

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KomradeDave at 6:33AM, Oct. 6, 2006
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Homer eats “insanity” pepper chili made by Wiggum at the chili cookoff. He hallucinate and after that begins looking for his soulmate. He becomes lonely and goes to the lighthouse. He puts out the light thinking that if a ship crashes he will have visitors.

Homer “ Look at me, I'm Angie Dickinson!”
Handshakes and mustaches are the only ways to know how much you can truly trust a man.
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Krensada at 12:06AM, Jan. 5, 2007
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Mmmm Floor pie!
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern at 7:11PM, June 26, 2007
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Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood

Homer: The “Us Festival”! Geez! It was sponsored by the guy from Apple Computers.

Clerk: What computers?
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Bekefel at 7:56PM, June 26, 2007
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Bart, Homer and Lisa go to Hullapalooza and Homer joins a travelling freak show, after realizing that he is out of touch with the hip new musical world.

My favourite quote and an easy one:

Kent: And I for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Terminal eat your heart out, I'm off to bed.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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fern at 8:13PM, June 26, 2007
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Deep Space Homer

Homer: Hey, there's a New Mexico!
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Kohdok at 9:26PM, June 26, 2007
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fern
Deep Space Homer

Homer: Hey, there's a New Mexico!


Did you dig this one up when you went searching for the “Youtube” thread?

By the way:

"Okay, nobody move, nobody panic. Now, I want everyone to slowly get out of the car on the count of three. One…Two…(Sound of car doors closing)
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dangerfunk at 5:10AM, June 27, 2007
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ooh! that's the one where they buy an RV and drive it off a cliff stranding them in the forest for a couple of days. Homer gets mistaken for bigfoot or a bear or something.


“They call em fingers, but I never see em fing…oh, there they go.”
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