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warefish at 11:51PM, Sept. 23, 2009

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I see your useless tools and raise muthafucken CHUCK NORRIS!!

I win.

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Product Placement at 3:24AM, Sept. 24, 2009

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I'll see your Chuck Norris films and raise you with MOVIE CRITICS!

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Niccea at 5:39AM, Sept. 24, 2009

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I don't think I can top that.

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warefish at 3:05AM, Sept. 25, 2009

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I see your movie critics and raise you Alfred Hitchcock!!!

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Sea_Cow at 6:18AM, Sept. 28, 2009

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I see your Hitchcock and raise you Kubrick.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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Product Placement at 9:42AM, Sept. 28, 2009

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I see everything that you guys are throwing around and raise you TD High.

So there. I just put forward the crappiest thing that exists, that's so shitty that it's awesome.

It's concentrated win throughout the entire fagotry spectrum so there's no way you can put anything up against it.

End of game.

Now…. battle plans.

What should we do with our newly conquered realestate?

I'm off course referring to the old DD high recruiting center.

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Niccea at 10:09AM, Sept. 28, 2009

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I thought burning it to the ground would be sufficient enough. Of course it could be the homecoming bonfire. And then we can dance on the ashes.

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Sea_Cow at 5:50PM, Sept. 28, 2009

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Dude build a Man Cave.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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crocty at 5:07AM, Sept. 29, 2009

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So there. I just put forward the crappiest thing that exists, that's so shitty that it's awesome.

TD high is crappy?
What kind of leader in this war against DD high did we choose?!

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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Niccea at 3:43PM, Sept. 29, 2009

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crocty
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So there. I just put forward the crappiest thing that exists, that's so shitty that it's awesome.
TD high is crappy?
What kind of leader in this war against DD high did we choose?!

He is talking about an object in the my _______ is better than yours game we were playing a bit back.

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crocty at 3:45PM, Sept. 29, 2009

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Niccea
crocty
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So there. I just put forward the crappiest thing that exists, that's so shitty that it's awesome.
TD high is crappy?
What kind of leader in this war against DD high did we choose?!
He is talking about an object in the my _______ is better than yours game we were playing a bit back.

I know, but even so, when he placed forward his object, he claimed TD high was the crappiest thing that exists.

;_; I'm not crappy…

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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Sea_Cow at 4:27PM, Sept. 29, 2009

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crocty
Niccea
crocty
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So there. I just put forward the crappiest thing that exists, that's so shitty that it's awesome.
TD high is crappy?
What kind of leader in this war against DD high did we choose?!
He is talking about an object in the my _______ is better than yours game we were playing a bit back.
I know, but even so, when he placed forward his object, he claimed TD high was the crappiest thing that exists.

;_; I'm not crappy…

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I am so happy to finally be back home

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Aghammer at 7:34AM, Sept. 30, 2009

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Hell no, I'm with PP… don't make me bodyblock you COW!

Niccea, yeah, bonfire…. the perfect pep rally for us… I have my cheerleader skirt ready… “Gooooo TD HIGH…. Crappy, crappy, yeah!!” (kidding, kidding).

Have you seen my ruler?

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Niccea at 2:17PM, Sept. 30, 2009

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As long as I get to take something back to the volcano god.

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Sea_Cow at 2:33PM, Sept. 30, 2009

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PRODUCT HUSSEIN PLACEMENT IS A BLACK JEWISH MUSLIM ATHEIST TERRORIST SOCIALIST WHAT WE NEED IS GOOD HONEST TD DENIZENS LIKE ME, SEA_COW BECK.

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I am so happy to finally be back home

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Product Placement at 2:56PM, Sept. 30, 2009

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People doubt that TD High is crappy?

Guys, you do realize that we're the survivors of a self induced Apocalypse, right? There's a reason Top Drawer is gone and we're that reason.

I speak to you as a man who remembers the good old days and sees that it was shit. I mean, holy molested Jesus baby, why didn't the admins shut us down sooner? However, should we learn a lesson from those times? Should we have to co-exist with the rest of the Drunk Duckers because we're now forced live amongst them now? Shit no! We're anti-social fucktards and damn proud of it. If we could run the Top Drawer to the ground, then we sure as hell can do the same to Drunk Duck.

I'm Product Placement. I'm a Black, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, Terrorist, Socialist. Let us all be Black, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, Terrorist, Socialists and together we can make the world a worse off place.

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Sea_Cow at 3:01PM, Sept. 30, 2009

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BUT I'M COOLER.

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Product Placement at 3:13PM, Sept. 30, 2009

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That you are…

…and remember, you're also Sea_Cow.

That alone is too much power for anyone else to handle. And with great power comes great responsibility. It would be highly unfair of me to have you carry the burden of leadership as well.

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Sea_Cow at 5:16PM, Sept. 30, 2009

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I… I'm sorry father. I won't fail you again.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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warefish at 10:17PM, Sept. 30, 2009

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Oh wow. Mutiny already?

I woke up too early…

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Product Placement at 9:45AM, Oct. 1, 2009

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I… I'm sorry father. I won't fail you again.

It's alright son.

I forgive you.

Those were my two cents.
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Sea_Cow at 3:38PM, Oct. 1, 2009

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:,)

I am so happy to finally be back home

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Aghammer at 5:32PM, Oct. 1, 2009

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Finally!! A real picture of PP… very nice man… no wonder we follow you!

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Sea_Cow
I… I'm sorry father. I won't fail you again.
It's alright son.

I forgive you.

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Niccea at 6:20PM, Oct. 1, 2009

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Can we do the school bonfire now? It might not be a smart idea, but we sure as well will have fun doing it.

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Sea_Cow at 6:52PM, Oct. 1, 2009

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Niccea
Can we do the school bonfire now? It might not be a smart idea, but we sure as well will have fun doing it.

YEAH AWRIGHT SCHOOL BONFIRE YEAH COOL

I am so happy to finally be back home

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warefish at 9:36PM, Oct. 1, 2009

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WITH MARSHMALLOWS!!!!

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what?

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Niccea at 4:54AM, Oct. 2, 2009

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We just need some gasoline, a taken over high school, and a match.

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Product Placement at 5:55AM, Oct. 2, 2009

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Niccea
We just need some gasoline, a taken over high school, and a match.

I approve this message.

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Aghammer at 2:06PM, Oct. 2, 2009

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Awesome… I have the gasonline… I've painted a big T on my chest and am ready to PARTY

Niccea
We just need some gasoline, a taken over high school, and a match.

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Aghammer at 7:02AM, Oct. 6, 2009

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Hey, where is everyone??? Is today a school holiday? Damn it, and I got all dressed up (cheerleader outfit and everything… scary).

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