Because if this thread is locked, a kitten will cry.
You don't want the kitten to cry do you?
MAFIA... and other forum games
The "Reasons Why This Thread Can't Be Locked" Game
Wolfer
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Bocaj
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because if you lock this thread you'll be forever framed as a kitten hater.
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I like zelda
at 6:24PM, May 11, 2007
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because Link will kill you if it is
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Zad
at 10:20PM, May 11, 2007
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because I will throw the power switch and everything but this thread will cease to exist, so it can't lock.
AHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
HA!
AHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
HA!
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I like zelda
at 5:36AM, May 12, 2007
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because all the people who are on this planet will simultaneously fall over and swear 15 times.
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Rick Blackheart
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Because this topic is the only thing that keeps the evil alien ninja goth chicks on crack away!
Comics:
Rick's Sticks
Rick's Sticks
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ZeroVX
at 10:44AM, May 13, 2007
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Because the Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows will destroy zee world if you do.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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I like zelda
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because I don't like Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows destroying zee world
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Adenn
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Because if you do there will be another stock market crash
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(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
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Cthulhu
at 4:33PM, May 13, 2007
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Because I posted on it.
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Bocaj
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brcause I cn't spel!1
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ZeroVX
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Because this is secretly an organization to help those who can't spell.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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ssbguy
at 1:39PM, May 14, 2007
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because if this topic is locked, the Sun will become a Black Hole.
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Adenn
at 1:50PM, May 14, 2007
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because I like the sun
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(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
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LIZARD_B1TE
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Because they'd probably just send it to the Top Drawer anyway.
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Bocaj
at 7:25PM, May 14, 2007
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because you are an excepting and greatful god?
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Terminal
at 1:06PM, May 19, 2007
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wtf hax.
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Bocaj
at 11:06AM, May 20, 2007
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because a second chance was given to us!
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I like zelda
at 12:18PM, May 20, 2007
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because it's been locked before
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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ZeroVX
at 12:18PM, May 20, 2007
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Because someone up there doesn't want this locked!
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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tokyopimp5764
at 8:14AM, May 21, 2007
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because the dumass who locked this thread is a fucking retard and shoulda closed it
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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Krensada
at 9:30AM, May 21, 2007
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Because there is no power greater than this thread in the universe!
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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vgman
at 12:15PM, May 21, 2007
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because they fear a real civil war will occer
RIP TD :cry2:
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Cthulhu
at 1:57PM, May 21, 2007
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Because I laughed when I saw this thrend locked.
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vgman
at 5:01AM, May 22, 2007
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because cthulhu dosent seem to really care about any one on DD
RIP TD :cry2:
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ZeroVX
at 11:20AM, May 22, 2007
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Because Cthulhu is……cthulhu. What more do you want?!
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Cthulhu
at 1:09PM, May 22, 2007
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Because vgman is 99% right.
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Terminal
at 6:29PM, May 22, 2007
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tokyopimp5764
because the dumass who locked this thread is a fucking retard and shoulda closed it
Watch it.
That's all I say.
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Fluffy Snot Monster
at 8:43PM, May 22, 2007
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Because I have only one radiation suit.
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vgman
at 5:40AM, May 23, 2007
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because if i is i'll have 1 less thing to do when i get board
RIP TD :cry2:
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