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BloodTh at 6:28PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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*pulls out Demon of Darkness RPG game.*

Mother fuckers! I was just thinkin how cool that would be as an rpg, a final fantasy 7 type of RPG at that!

*puts in Micheal Jackson's nose*

He'll never find it here!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Nightmare Zero at 6:29PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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*Gets Samus*

I must be dreaming.

*Inserts Z Buster Blast*

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Coveinant at 6:30PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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*takes out Z-buster, upgrades it and keeps it*

*puts in CXS bio metal (yes this is a plug for CJ)*

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 6:31PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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*pulls out special eye with the nobody symbol on it*

Ah, I'll be able to see perfectly again.

*Inserts remains of Bishop Striker.*

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Coveinant at 3:50PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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*takes out a PS2 & PS3 with KH, KH2 & KH3*
Hell yeah, now I can finally do the full story. (Yes I like RPGs, don't care what system you use)

*Puts in advance copy of Dark Seige (my game)*

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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therealtj at 7:31PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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*Pulls out brocken shards of some game*

Aww man, machine must've tore it up.

*Put's in fake barf*

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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BloodTh at 7:51PM, Nov. 20, 2007

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*pulls out a new PSP*

Aww man, no games for it!

*puts in William Turner*

Damn pretty boy Legolas!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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AQua_ng at 11:55AM, Nov. 21, 2007

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*Gets bad acting.*

*Puts in a quarter.*

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Smigim at 5:02PM, Nov. 21, 2007

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Comes out as imageshack lol!
puts in AQua_ng

Now im gonna have to kill you! O_o
Just kidding! ^_^
Come to these places!
Fireball Gaming Site
Fireball Gaming forums

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Nightmare Zero at 5:23PM, Nov. 21, 2007

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Gets out Nieve.

???

puts in the king of hearts

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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BloodTh at 7:25PM, Nov. 21, 2007

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*pulls out a king holding a sword going through his head*

What in the name of Soldon?

*puts in a pimp from tokyo*

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Coveinant at 7:29PM, Nov. 21, 2007

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*pulls out tokyopimp*
Move it.

*Grabs Blood and shoves him waaaaaaaaay into the machine*

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 7:35PM, Nov. 21, 2007

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*pulls out a Blood Striker Demon of Darkness plushie*

Suweet! they got the vest right, the scar, the wings, they even got the chunk torn off me right!

*puts in Alicia Sonic plushie*

Whoever gets that is going to love it!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Absolute Zero at 7:14AM, Nov. 22, 2007

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*pulls out the real Alicia Sonic*

Sweet now I have a sex slave!

*puts in the real Slim Shady*

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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Zeph at 9:41AM, Nov. 22, 2007

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*pulls out a carcass of a monkey*

This is perhaps the most disturbing vending machine I have ever seen

*Puts in 1000 kilograms of Taco Sauce*

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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BloodTh at 2:41AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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*pulls out an all you can eat buffet for Taco Bell*

Fuckin' sweet!

*the next day*

*thrown out of the resturant* Come on! You said all I could eat!

*Puts in a warrant for someone who committed “coupon fraud”*

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Zeph at 12:55PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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*Pulls out Walmart*
Well damn. Take that mr. Wally. Soon I will conquer your empire and then take over Microsoft

*Puts in a pair of Panties he found in the girl's dorms*

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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therealtj at 7:01PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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*Pulls out panties*

Oh! Wow! I thought used pantie machines were only in japan :D

“Hey!”

Huh? Wha-

“Your the one that stole my panties from my dorm!”

Well-… I- I…

*Get's stuffed into machine.*

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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Zeph at 7:06PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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*reseives therealtj*

Hmm… How are you with killing Chiwawas?

*Inserts a bra he stole from the dorms*

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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Coveinant at 12:37AM, Nov. 25, 2007

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*pulls out POS joke*
OK THAT'S IT!

*grabs Blood, dirk, and Zeph and shoves them to the top of the machine*

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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therealtj at 7:57AM, Nov. 25, 2007

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*Pulls out Bra preiviousley inserted by Zeph*

What the-

“Hey!”

Oh no…

“Your the one that stole my bra from my dorm!”

Not this again-

*Get's stuffed in the machine again*

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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BloodTh at 1:52PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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*pulls out another Blood Striker Demon of Darkness plushie*

Woah, who keeps putting these things in here?

*puts in a Mirage Striker Demoness of Friendship and Trust plushie.*

Oneesan will be happy to see they're makin' plushies of her now!

*also inserts all of the clothes from the girl's dorm*

Hehe, now they have no choice but to run around naked!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Liaoriao at 2:40PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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*gets clothes from the girls dorm*

I ladies, I found your clothes!

Whats that you say? Sex? Right now? Am I wearing underwear? You tell me…

*inserts condoms*

Visit Liaoland today!
K.A.L.A-dan! Bishie :3

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BloodTh at 5:41PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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*pulls out nothing*

wtf? is the machine broke?

*puts in 2 bucks and 2 does*

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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kitty17 at 7:27PM, Nov. 25, 2007

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*Gets $100 and a deer.*

*puts in the deer*

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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BloodTh at 2:43AM, Nov. 26, 2007

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*pulls out venison*

Mmm… meat…

*puts in the bones of a elephant*

Wow, how the hell did they all fit in there?

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Zeph at 5:09AM, Nov. 26, 2007

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*Pulls out bones of an Elephant*

Ya.
*Hits Covenant with them, knocking him out and dropping his body attached to weights in the river*

Never knew what he had against me. But maybe he'll make friends with the fishes.

*Puts in a bag of chips*

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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korosu at 7:37AM, Nov. 26, 2007

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*pulls out chips*

*scowl* Ech, sour cream & onion!

Shoves back in the chips.

trojan-rabbit @ dA
Online portfolio

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kitty17 at 10:55AM, Nov. 26, 2007

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*takes out a potato*

*chucks potato and inserts flash drive*

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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Thevampire_kain01 at 11:25AM, Nov. 26, 2007

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*takes out new fighting game*

*inserts a rabid retarded monkey-fish-squirll*

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