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Stain at 8:37AM, July 3, 2006
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Somewhere in-between.

Huh?
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Comicmasta at 8:49AM, July 3, 2006
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Micheal Jackson


Is Ronald Mcdonald related to IT?
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Stain at 8:58AM, July 3, 2006
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Photographic evidence says yes.



What do you do if your kid is a brat?
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Comicmasta at 9:39AM, July 3, 2006
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Throw them off the roof and hope you get your life back.



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Mimarin at 9:54AM, July 3, 2006
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3.5 metric tons

Daleks any other aliens?
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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Comicmasta at 11:21AM, July 3, 2006
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Xenomorphs, Klingon, and Barbra streisand

Why does micheal jackson have a child porn fetish
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AQua_ng at 11:28AM, July 3, 2006
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So his penis doesn't look as small in comparison.

Did what I just said sound incredibly wrong?

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Comicmasta at 12:09PM, July 3, 2006
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If Missisipi has 4 I's, then why is the sky blue?
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AQua_ng at 12:40PM, July 3, 2006
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Because all of the colours where taken.

Who is better, Captain America or Captain Commando?

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Comicmasta at 1:40PM, July 3, 2006
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Neither, this guys the big seller


Why is it that when i drop a bowling and/or an egg on someones head i always hear a splat sound?
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Mimarin at 2:02PM, July 3, 2006
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Nobody knows the answer to that, scientists have been working on it for years with little progress.

(i would totally buy a jihad joe)

why do you always need a dump at the least apropriate time?
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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Comicmasta at 2:38PM, July 3, 2006
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Because The food you ate wants to say hello

(Good news, you can buy one at ebay, i did)

Who was the Genius to make the Jhadi Joe
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Chelano at 8:24AM, July 5, 2006
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I dunno…but he is probably in another world…..


Q: Why is Michael Jackson an alien?
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T_K at 10:07AM, July 5, 2006
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because he has no penis.


Why isnt binladen a woman yet?
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AQua_ng at 10:37AM, July 5, 2006
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Well, you wouldn't want to tug a woman's beard. Or would you?

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Comicmasta at 12:58PM, July 5, 2006
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I would.


what does a retarded sexual abuser look like?
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Comicmasta at 1:31PM, July 5, 2006
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No it'll end up kida sweet.

If peter piper picked a patch of pickled peppers then how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
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T_K at 1:54PM, July 5, 2006
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peter didnt pick any pickles he was busy getting a blow job.



if tits were on sale would you steal them?
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T_K at 3:22PM, July 5, 2006
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only if she doesnt know it.


if your mom was a man and your father was your cousin janett what would your pet pig be named?
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ssbguy at 4:00PM, July 5, 2006
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doesn't matter. hell, it can be named Ham for all I care!

WOOT T3H FOOK R U ZTARIN' AT!?
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Barguest at 5:43PM, July 5, 2006
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I'm staring at your question's horrible spelling, grammar, and excessive use of “leet speak”.

How do you get “jiggy” with it?
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T_K at 5:52PM, July 5, 2006
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I call your mom.


what does soprano mean and what does it have to do with naked babies?
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Adariel at 6:23PM, July 5, 2006
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soprano comes from the greek word sopra meaning “god of innocence” it is always portrayed as a naked baby in its carvings and paintings during the first year of the big bang.

Would it kill you to be nice?
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T_K at 6:39PM, July 5, 2006
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that is what I belive.

would it kill you to get a haircut and if so how would it smell
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Stain at 7:09PM, July 5, 2006
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It would kill me, and smell like hair.

All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
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Comicmasta at 9:06AM, July 6, 2006
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They come from star wars movie theaters, anime conventions in horribly dressed outfits, and the store with 10 pounds of Vaseline in their cart.
Where they belong?…Well lets just say that the whole reason mexicans are crossing the border

She sold seashells by the sea shore……then got analy raped….. Would this chick buy a Jhadi Joe?
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AQua_ng at 10:01AM, July 6, 2006
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No. No she won't.

And why is that?

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Comicmasta at 3:08PM, July 6, 2006
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Because she's a Communist who came from another country, and now she's selling sea shells with anthrax on them to unknowing Americans.

Why does stephen king write so many books?
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Terminal at 4:29PM, July 6, 2006
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Because he is a creative man with a passion for writing books. Whose ideas never run stale. By the way, Stephen King's "The Evil Toaster" is coming out next Tuesday.

If a question is a question by having a question mark at the end, what happens to a question without a question mark at the end.

.: Myxomatosis :.
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Adariel at 6:09PM, July 6, 2006
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You couldnt say that in the first place, lest a black hole will appear at your side and gobble you up.

Se habla espanol?
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