That vermin! Always laying his CHOCOLATE EGGS all over my lawn where I can't find them! And people want to eat those toxic things?!? Well!
Time to get my shotgun and if I'm lucky this year, I'll have ROAST Easter Bunny on my platter. Would've had it last year, but I got mobbed by people who love the thing before I could get a good shot at it! x_X
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Time for me to hunt the Easter Bunny again.
Lonnehart
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Ozoneocean
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Very ostentatious in your anti-EB stance, aren't you?
I suspect you're putting on a bit of a show to distract us from the truth!. J'accuse!
…Easter-lonnehart. A pair of little pink and white bunny ears nestling under that sailor's hat of yours', hmmm?
I suspect you're putting on a bit of a show to distract us from the truth!. J'accuse!
…Easter-lonnehart. A pair of little pink and white bunny ears nestling under that sailor's hat of yours', hmmm?
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ParkerFarker
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my god! conspiracy!
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Pineapple
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I've never eaten rabbit
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same
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Waskly wabbit!
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Air Raid Robertson
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I'm an elk, shoot me! It's elk season!
I'm a fiddler crab, shoot me! It's fiddler crab season!
I'm a fiddler crab, shoot me! It's fiddler crab season!
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humorman
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I found a candy wrapper in my basement, so I guess so.
Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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Lonnehart
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Normal rabbits put out tiny little pellets. The Easter Bunny puts out “Chocolate” EASTER EGGS!!! And when I do find them the grass around them has died and the ground around them has sunk a few inches!!! So, yeah… if I see that Easter Bunny I'm gonna shoot him! I don't know how people can be tricked into thinking that stuff is edible…
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same
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coprophiles? Dont google that.
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Lonnehart
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same
coprophiles? Dont google that.
Don't Wiki it either. I know… because I did… O_O
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I Am The 1337 Master
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“Hey I'm the Easter Bunny, yeah I'm back!
Used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack
Heaps of heroin ain't no joke
Marshmellow peeps covered in co co co co coke…”
I suggest you use a knife. That way you have more fun.
Used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack
Heaps of heroin ain't no joke
Marshmellow peeps covered in co co co co coke…”
I suggest you use a knife. That way you have more fun.
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Chernobog
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That Easter Bunny is a SPAH!
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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Randal
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I used to own a rabbit. I've gotta say, the brown lumps that emerged from between its legs never smelled like chocolate and they were covered in urine.
Great. now I won't be able to eat chocolate eggs this Easter.
Great. now I won't be able to eat chocolate eggs this Easter.
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Kroatz
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Everybody knows easter bunnies should be hunted with a sniper rifle…
Durrr.
I used to own a rabbot too.
tasted great with pepper sauce.
Durrr.
I used to own a rabbot too.
tasted great with pepper sauce.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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