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What will you do with your fruitcake?
Ladyknight17 at 8:20PM, Dec. 5, 2007
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Build forts in my kitchen with what I receive, and then throw marshmallows at my husband and cat.
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mechanical_lullaby at 5:15AM, Dec. 7, 2007
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I've never had or seen fruitcake before… What is fruitcake?

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ozoneocean at 5:57AM, Dec. 7, 2007
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What is fruitcake?
Coveinant
 
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TheMidge28 at 11:28AM, Dec. 7, 2007
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mechanical_lullaby
What is fruitcake?
Coveinant

So….
what will you do with it?
Answer the question, MAN!!!!
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ozoneocean at 12:26PM, Dec. 7, 2007
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Pour brandy over it and set it on fire :)
 
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subcultured at 11:00PM, Dec. 7, 2007
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liar!
oz is going to pack his fruitcake with fudge
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ozoneocean at 12:49AM, Dec. 8, 2007
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Ha! I hear you fill your's with chocolate donuts… and that you have a special way of making the holes in them ^^
lol!
 
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hartchamber at 5:27PM, Dec. 8, 2007
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I actually love Fruitcake! I like to eat it with hot chocolate. of course, it's like chocolate, the cheap stuff is bland. But one year, someone gave me a hawaiian style fruitcake with macadamia nuts. I did not like that one. nope, i dont think macadamia nuts belong in a fruit cake
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crazyninny at 6:50PM, Dec. 8, 2007
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I was watching the History channel today, and they said that a Fruit Cake *Well made and preseverd.* can last up to 25 YEARS.



Another reason to hate them.
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Rage Nakasa at 6:58PM, Dec. 8, 2007
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The Cake is a lie so it's not Fruit Cake. It's Fruit Lie.
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ozoneocean at 5:40AM, Dec. 9, 2007
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I actually love Fruitcake! I like to eat it with hot chocolate. of course, it's like chocolate, the cheap stuff is bland. But one year, someone gave me a hawaiian style fruitcake with macadamia nuts. I did not like that one. nope, i dont think macadamia nuts belong in a fruit cake
They'd bit a little hard… Fruitcake doesn't really lend itself to nuts.

What? Macadamia's are Native to Australia and Indonesia! Ah… but then Potatoes came from South America but that doesn't mean a lot of regional dishes and drinks world wide don't have 'em as the main ingredient…
 
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Custard Trout at 9:57AM, Dec. 9, 2007
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I was watching the History channel today, and they said that a Fruit Cake *Well made and preseverd.* can last up to 25 YEARS.



Another reason to hate them.

*GASP* IT CAN LAST A LONG TIME?

Oh I am seriously going to vomit u gais!!!!!!!!!
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Memmy at 11:34AM, Dec. 10, 2007
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Start a collection of fruitcakes and build a house… or a fortress.

Saves on cost and fuel! Downside… It'll smell like fruitcakes.
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Ladyknight17 at 5:20AM, Dec. 11, 2007
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Start a collection of fruitcakes and build a house… or a fortress.

Saves on cost and fuel! Downside… It'll smell like fruitcakes.

Hey…we could build forts out of it and have marshmallow wars together! This would make both the husband and the cat much happier.
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Vakanai at 11:56PM, Dec. 20, 2007
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I'm going to eat it. All of it. And therefore gain great power over all things.
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Fenn at 11:44AM, Dec. 21, 2007
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If anyone gives me a fruitcake, I'm going to beat them about the head and shoulders with it until they apologize.
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 1:28PM, Dec. 24, 2007
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What is fruitcake?
Coveinant

Even admins hate him, yeesh, I'd hate to be him.
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hukkahmaster at 12:49PM, Dec. 30, 2007
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Pour brandy over it and set it on fire :)

But don't try this with vodka. Doesn't make for a happy christmas :(
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herio at 1:41PM, Dec. 30, 2007
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xmass pudding is drunk Fruitcake wack some in the microwave and call it pudding or eat it with cheese

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Ladyknight17 at 1:10AM, Dec. 31, 2007
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Pour brandy over it and set it on fire :)

But don't try this with vodka. Doesn't make for a happy christmas :(

I think trying to set it on fire will only make it angry.
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Salsicoruc at 3:10AM, Jan. 1, 2008
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My mom actually buys and makes fruitcake because she likes it.

I've heard it makes a good doorstop.
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SeriousQuiche at 9:59PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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My mom buys a fruitcake every year for Sneaky Santa. No one picked it this year, so it continues to sit, unloved and untouched, and unwrapped as well, in our kitchen. It will probably just get thrown away :(
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Flamen Tenebrarum at 10:12PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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I like fruitcakes. (Is that a bad thing?)
So my advice is, give it to me.
Why, nothing has happened to me. I am the one happening here.
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Arashi_san at 2:02AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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I will do my best to emulate this fruitcake. I shall follow its wonderous lifestyle and slowly obtain its mannerisms, perhaps one day becoming its successor.
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Renga Studio at 6:04AM, Jan. 13, 2008
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Serve it to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest.
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Mr Chappers at 6:23AM, Jan. 13, 2008
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Keep it in rum or brandy or somekind of strong whisky…then when it comes around the next year, sell it, as fruit cake keeps forever.

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ozoneocean at 6:29AM, Jan. 13, 2008
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This year I ate the whole thing. Then I ate a whole bunch of mini ones. Then I ate another full sized one. I can't get enough fruit cake.
 
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Pulse at 1:43PM, Jan. 21, 2008
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give it to another person?
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UltimaXG2 at 7:49PM, Feb. 5, 2008
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BLOW UP THE FRUITCAKE!!!
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Nintendude at 4:27PM, Oct. 31, 2008
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I don't get a fruitcake, I get a huge jar of Jelly beans that are finished within a week every year.

If I had one, I'd use it for a doorstop or paper weight.
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