The difference between Vegetarians and Vegans

Vegetarians: They don't eat meat.

Vegans: they're a race of of evil alien invaders, who fight against Duke Freed, the last survivor from his planet, who came to earth with his giant robot known as UFO Robo Grendizer to fight those pesky aliens and protect his new home…. as written and drawn by Go Nagai (and Ken Ishikawa).

:D

Seriously though, I'd starve on a vegan diet. I have an aversion to eating green things, somehow it feels disgusting. Also, raw vegetables (which are supposed to be healthier than the cooked ones) stink of grave. After all, we bury our dead. Oh, and you can't make me eat onions, no way I'm touching that, ugh.

Also, plants have been proven to react to voice and emotions. If you shout at them, they'll grow worse than they would if you were saying pleasant things. Maybe that's why all the successful gardeners are usually calm or cheerful people? :D

Aurora Borealis
Also, plants have been proven to react to voice and emotions. If you shout at them, they'll grow worse than they would if you were saying pleasant things. Maybe that's why all the successful gardeners are usually calm or cheerful people? :D

That explains why my beetroot keeps coming out the wrong colour and flavour. I keep calling them whores that will never amount to anything.

Maybe gardeners are cheery because gardening is relaxing. I don't find it relaxing, but I do enjoy yelling at my plants.

I don't see how a vegetable would have any mechanism or facility for understanding or even listening to anything a human could say to it. Who proved that and how?

I can see how an angry person might be a crap gardener though- because they might be impatient and rather ungentle and brutal in their gardening methods.

ozoneocean
I don't see how a vegetable would have any mechanism or facility for understanding or even listening to anything a human could say to it. Who proved that and how?

I can see how and angry person might be a crap gardener though- because they might be impatient and rather ungentle and brutal in their gardening methods.

That could also explain my beetroot problem as I frequently dig them up and kick them around.

I can't help bu be really angry, it's just unfortunate that the only cure to my anger is an Australian styled hamburger.

BffSatan
I can't help bu be really angry, it's just unfortunate that the only cure to my anger is an Australian styled hamburger.

Yes, the ones with all the fried eggs in them… (and beetroot, from a tin)

Have you ever eaten one of those?

ozoneocean

BffSatan
I can't help bu be really angry, it's just unfortunate that the only cure to my anger is an Australian styled hamburger.

Yes, the ones with all the fried eggs in them… (and beetroot, from a tin)

Have you ever eaten one of those?

Hell yeah, just like my dad makes. Not those shitty McOz things they have at McDonalds.

BffSatan
Hell yeah, just like my dad makes. Not those shitty McOz things they have at McDonalds.

Hahaha! No, not those McAussieFakes, I mean the abortions they sell at outback roadhouses and service stations.
Ewwwww…. runny fried egg, where the yoke explodes and runs out of the burger like puss. They have bacon in as well. T_T

ozoneocean

BffSatan
Hell yeah, just like my dad makes. Not those shitty McOz things they have at McDonalds.

Hahaha! No, not those McAussieFakes, I mean the abortions they sell at outback roadhouses and service stations.
Ewwwww…. runny fried egg, where the yoke explodes and runs out of the burger like puss. They have bacon in as well. T_T

I think I've had one of those abominations before. I think I blocked the memory out until now.

As Scott Pilgrim illustrates vegans are telekinetic. My drawing buddy, who is vegan, insists that this is true.

Vegans? Who are these Vegans? Know all about Vorlons and Klingon. Is there a new sci-fi series I haven't heard of?

As I see it, Vegetarians eat vegatables and no meat. Vegans eat pills to get there nutrition. I my be thinking of something else….

Vagitarians eat…