The Cure
Abt_Nihil on Sept. 26, 2010
Imagine that's the advice your doctor came up with.
“You should have sex with someone you find attractive.”
Fuck you, doctor. Fuck you very much.
What do I do, now that signifikat is over and I can't cleverly disguise my sex-related rants any longer??? Well, just rant randomly, I guess. ^_^
Thanks for putting up with it.
Oh, and if you don't know what an AV idol is, then you're probably a better person than I am! And it better stay that way. Don't google it.
REPLIES:
DAJB: Haha! That would finally be one idol show I'd watch.
Jabali: Hah! Which should teach us that jokes and reality are very close.
JNP: He might throw her against the wall, and she'd end up a broken doll! That's not what you'd want, is it? :P (Oh, and I should mention that, speaking for Ed, it's not the specific appearances she chooses for herself which he finds disturbing, but rather the fact that she changes from one to another ^_^)
Fitz: Hey, I thought you already knew about AV Idols :3 And yeah, sex is apparently good medication too. It's just that I find recommending having sex, well… it's absurd for those who already have sex, and cynical for those who don't, I guess.
LlubNek: Er… why? @_@
Zephyrion, man in black, mmm bacon0: Thanks!
LlubNek at 1:48AM, Oct. 12, 2010
Odd... I was expecting that particular search to turn up nothing but "Video Girl Ai" fan fiction...
Fitz at 8:35AM, Oct. 11, 2010
You know I WILL google what "AV idol" is. It's like Dostoyevsky's mind trick: whatever you do, don't think about polar bears. You just can't NOT do that! As for the doctor's advice... I read an intriguingly similar advice on getting rid of aphtous ulcers: make out with someone you like/love for at least 15 minutes and 12 later the ulcers are gone! And even though this came from a layman on some random message board - he even gave some scientific reasoning behind it. Since one major cause of aphtous ulcers is stress, you need to find some way to relieve it - and what better way is there? LOL
JustNoPoint at 3:49AM, Sept. 28, 2010
After Ed's last line it'd be funny if she turned into a MAN! It's the only thing she didn't try.... and maybe.... maybe that's why we never truly understood poor Ed XD
Jabali at 10:19AM, Sept. 27, 2010
This reminds me of a comedy sketch I saw once about a guy with "erectile dysfunction" that comes home after a hard day's work. To find his wife smelling like garlic and yelling at him. Suddenly you hear a TV-ad announcer voice saying: "Suffering from erection dysfunction?" "Try " (Spanish for another woman) and suddenly another woman appears and obviously the erectile dysfunction is no more, LOL!
DAJB at 7:00AM, Sept. 27, 2010
AV idol? Is that Simon Cowell's latest talent show? ;-)