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oldguy85

member since March 03, 2009

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First, artists and comics here on Drunk Duck are the best.
I'm from North part of Phoenix in the US and am not an artist at all, although I used to write some in school.
I have an associate in Industrial Maintenance and before my amputation(heart and artery problems)I remodeled condos and apartments.
I love to read comix as you can see by my recommend list. A good many finished comics are a very good read also though I guess they won't be updating too often Har!
Got the name oldguy at work because I beat guys 20 years younger than me with speed and experience.
I'm Dave and I'm rambling so go have fun 'cause I am.
started here 3/11/09
come visit me at myspace.com/oldguy85308

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Mischief and explosions ensue when old guy and young guy get bored or just go about their everyday lives.

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XanderXeroFiasco at 1:58AM, Sept. 1, 2009

i'm glad you're enjoying it brother! i'm workin on page 5 ASAP! i think you'll like that one too. that freaking motorcycle prank is way hilarious by the way. i've shown it to alot of my friends already. lol

XanderXeroFiasco at 11:56AM, Aug. 29, 2009

pretty soon, old dude! the steam punk-ness will get there! lol

wildcard at 12:32PM, Aug. 24, 2009

Cheers for the add and the comment! It's always encouraging to hear people are enjoying both the story and art as I always worry about both areas a great deal. Much appreciated anyhow :)

pato at 11:21PM, Aug. 22, 2009

yeah!! my new friend^^ thanks for step on my comic, and please forgive my bad english ^^U

mbloom at 10:58AM, Aug. 4, 2009

Thanks for the comments dude. You seem like a pretty interesting person. It's nice to meet your acquaintance. =)

PIT_FACE at 6:16PM, July 27, 2009

dude! just saw the preview for the next season of House!whatta ya think,hell im in! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYzjHKk9CQI

alejkhan at 7:52AM, July 14, 2009

Ah, another person who recommends a thousand good comics! Well, thanks for the friending and for recommending my comic!

littlerain at 5:36AM, July 11, 2009

Yeah that is probably the best way to read it now. I'm glad you liked it!

Aghammer at 10:20AM, July 9, 2009

Thank YOu for the add, my friend. I live in Alpharetta GA (Valdosta is a nice city but I like living close to Atlanta). And I appreciate your feedback on running on empty... it's a crazy fun story. I need to check out your work as well... I've really fallen behind in posting updates and reading comics because my work has been crazy lately :)

trevoramueller at 10:36AM, July 7, 2009

Thanks for the add, my friend!

harkovast at 8:19AM, July 4, 2009

Thanks for all your encouraging comments!

subcultured at 1:47PM, June 24, 2009

thanks! im actually a one monitor guy now...my good comp broke, had to buy a comp that couldn't keep up with 2 monitors

DrLuck at 5:51PM, June 19, 2009

Thanks for the add and the comments!

Avie at 1:55AM, June 3, 2009

Thank you for your support ! I'm glad you enjoy my comics. Take care, friend !

Warpedwenger at 9:36AM, May 25, 2009

Thanks bro! How ya been doin?

PIT_FACE at 7:25AM, May 10, 2009

thanks man! dont think i could take that in a bad way even if ya ment it! haha! i love Motorhead! as a matter of fact i'll letcha in on a little secret and tell ya Bones infragability is related to Motorhead...welll...thinking about asking permision for it. man, im gonna get SO fuckin sued some day.

Exzachly at 3:00PM, May 7, 2009

ello

chris_wastewater at 2:09AM, May 7, 2009

Oh yeah, friend add, I forget about these comments. Oldguy, be the oldestguy you can be!

ifelldownthestairs at 8:05PM, May 6, 2009

hey, thanks for the add, dude!

Peipei at 1:10PM, May 6, 2009

Yeah xD I keep very very busy with comics, school, and a sick fiance x.x. I like to be productive all the time, but with finals coming up, lately, my plate has been over flowing :S. Things are settling down a little, but i'm still quite busy :p

Peipei at 7:35PM, May 1, 2009

Hi ^^ Thanks for the add :3

machinehead at 3:48PM, April 28, 2009

Thanks for the add! I appreciate your support.


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