- The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 7, Happy News
- The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 6, Penner and Inkstein
- The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 5, Incriminating Evidence
- The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 4, not a complete turd
- The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 3, Snobhouse Park in Ashes
- The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 2, Big Girl, Big Game
- The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 1, Teatime with Leopold
- Guest Comic from Harvey Mutton
- Chateau d'Erp, Page 31
- Chateau d'Erp, Page 30
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- Chateau d'Erp, Page 1
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- Announcing...
- Page 149: Chateau Derp
- Page 148: Where's Hester?
- Page 147: Free
- Page 146: Naptime
- Page 145: King's To You
- Page 144: Bonaparte
- Page 143: You Disgust Me
- Page 142: The Mummy's Curse
- Page 141: So Much Life
- Page 140: Let's Smash
- Page 139: A Woman's Choice
- Page 138: Nostril
- Page 137: The Scent
- Page 136: Crunch
- Page 135: Kindness
- Page 134: Objection
- Page 133: The Horses are Toast
- Page 132: Superconductive Metal
- Page 131: Aight
- Page 130: The Meaning of Scripture
- Page 129: Welcome
- Page 128: Bank Account Feelings
- Page 127: Satisfaction
- Page 126: What Does It Matter to Him?
- Page 125: Posey Soldiers Up
- Page 124: Marry Him Later
- Page 123: No Scripture
- Page 122: Smoosh
- Page 121: Fanny has taken ill (redux)
- Page 120: She's So Delicate
- Page 119: Make a Baby
- Page 118: Less Prattling, More Scripture
- Page 117: Seating Arrangements
- Page 116: More Total Scripture
- Page 124: Marry Him Later
- Page 115: Fishhook
- Page 123: No Scripture
- Page 122: Smoosh
- Page 121: Fanny has taken ill (redux)
- Page 120: She's So Delicate
- Page 119: Make a Baby
- Page 118: Less Prattling, More Scripture
- Page 117: Seating Arrangements
- Page 116: More Total Scripture
- Page 115: Fishhook
- Page 114: Redheaded Men
- Page 113: Deranged Taste in Trousers
- Page 112: Oh yeah
- Page 111: Slurp
- Page 110: Money for Me
- Page 109: Ripped Off
- Page 108: Hired
- Page 107: Cripes on Ice
- Page 106: OK
- Page 105: Can't Provide
- Page 104: The Same Woman
- Page 103: Mr. Aces
- Page 102: Meaning
- Page 101: God's Purposes
- Page 100: How to Kill a Circus
- Page 99: Crumbs
- Page 98: Hisssss!
- Page 97: Who to Marry
- Page 96: Mud and Dung
- Page 95: Tigers Mauling People
- Page 94: Loot
- Page 93: Mr. Leatherprune Proposes
- Page 92: Sucking Out the Bullet
- Page 91: Underwater Masterpiece
- Page 90: Tweezers
- Page 89: Vigorous Physical Activity
- Page 88: Fragged
- Page 87: Suffering
- Page 86: Let's Not
- Page 85: Headshots Preferred
- Page 84: Janky Specimen
- Page 83: The lake
- Page 82: Fairytale Romance
- Page 81: Campers
- Page 80: Gamers Rise Up
- Page 79: Phooey
- Page 78: The Gruel is a Lie
- Page 77: Game
- Page 76: Sucking Everything
- Page 75: Big Honking Artifacts
- Page 74: Sap
- Page 73: Fascinated by Disgust
- Page 72: Brown Wedding
- Page 71: Sticks and Dirt
- Page 70: Dumpy Posey
- Page 69: Chains and Whips
- Page 68: Sabotage
- Page 67: Playmate
- Page 66: Too young?
- Page 65: Age of Parental Consent
- Page 64: Benjy
- Page 63: Rescued
- Page 62: Suck
- Page 61: Funny Names
- Page 60: The Right Scriptures
- Page 59: No Regrets
- Page 58: He Did Ask
- Page 57 - Erotic Puppetry
- Page 56 - Winning Streak
- Page 55 - Cold Biblical Data
- Page 54: Jackpot
- Page 53 - The Mission
- Page 52 - Rectal Duties
- Page 51 - The Cobra Treatment
- Page 50 - Mr. Leatherprune has Taken Ill
- Page 49 - Mr. Humbleston's Blunder
- Page 48 - Chomp
- Page 47 - Insufficiently Decent Proposal
- Page 46 - Mr Leatherprune Pours His Heart Out
- Page 45 - Things that go Bump in the Night
- Page 43 - It's Now The Mash
- Page 42 - Petticoat-Melting Sackbut
- Page 41 - Lord Throbwood's Humiliation
- Page 40 - Jane's Humiliation
- Page 39 - Bloodthurst Departs
- Page 38 - The Butter Store
- Page 37 - Falconry
- Page 36 - Bloodthurst Changes his Mind
- Page 35 - Going to Suck
- Page 34 - No Inbreeding Taboo
- Page 33 - Big Dance Conversation Scene
- Page 32 - Non-disgusting
- Page 31 - Dine With Me
- Page 30 - Say Earl
- Page 29 - Jane has Taken Ill
- Page 28 - Sisterly Kiss
- Page 27 - Mr. Leatherprune
- Page 26 - Was That the Lord?
- Page 25 - Weird Ass
- Page 24 - Ball Discomfort
- Page 23 - Long Have I Simped
- Page 22 - The Castle of Count Bloodthurst
- Page 21 - The Plight of the Romani People
- Page 20 - Artifacts
- Page 19 - Only Fans
- Page 18 - Mr. Lolly
- Page 17 - Mr. Humbleston
- Page 16 - The Ways of Men and Women
- Page 15 - Arrival
- Page 14 - Protective Instincts
- Page 13 - Stay with Fanny
- Page 12 - The Sins of Sister Raven
- Page 11 - Fanny has Taken Ill
- Page 10 - Balls
- Page 9 - Bachelors
- Page 8 - Juggler
- Page 7 - Fanny's Gift
- Page 6 - Seven
- Page 5 - Lord Throbwood
- Page 4 - One Left for Jane
- Page 3 - Brushing
- Page 2 - Expecting Guests
- Page 1 - Jane
Chapter One: Balls and Ballsiness
The Earl of Jesus Mountain: Page 7, Happy News
ShadowGamer on Feb. 10, 2024
Jane: Fanny, I’m finally going to be a real poet! I’ve just got a letter from a publisher! They want me to write a book! Don’t tell father! Fanny: Whyever wouldn’t I tell father? I love father! Jane: You know he wouldn’t understand, Fanny, He doesn’t like me writing poetry. Fanny: Are you sure? Have you written poetry before? Jane: Not as such… I mean I haven’t officially started writing any individual poems, but I’m constantly going on about it, and he doesn’t like that. Fanny: May I simply tell father that you have happy news, without revealing the details? Jane: Can you not? I don’t think father would like the idea of me having happy news. Fanny: Maybe I’ll just tell him that something nice has happened, without telling him what, or to whom. Jane: I suppose you can tell him that, but at that point you’re just telling him nothing. Jane: Anyway, I’m going to go learn how to write poetry, and come up with a few hundred pages worth of ideas for poems, and then write the poems.