#43: Evil University's never been picky

Vagabond on Aug. 23, 2006

Now, apparently I've been accused several times of telling “tall tales.” Some people seem to think that on my way to the grocery store that it's both physically and anachronistically impossible for me to bump into Julius Caesar and race him around the world for title of “World's Fastest Man.”

Then I remind them of the time that I took a shovel and beat an entire village to death because one of them tried to tell me that I wasn't related to their chief deity. That usually shuts them up.

Incidentally, I recently hired a different attorney after the old one took away my shovel in between lawsuits.