#44: Dangers of golfing

Vagabond on Aug. 28, 2006

Sorry to break the trend of not updating, but I'm not as busy. Over the past week, I've been doing such illustrious things like:

- moving my crap from one end of the state to the other.
- moving said crap from my car to said other part of the state.
- doing things that have made me incapable of being embarrassed about walking around in my underpants in public.
- rescuing a young child with the help of my spunky mouse companions that due to their life expectancy, will probably be dead in less than a year.
- fighting an evil vizier to save the princess I've been lying to in order to get into her pants.
- Reclaiming my father's kingdom not because my uncle is pure evil, but because I'm tired of the sound of Whoopi Goldberg's voice.

… Ok, mixing rum and Disney movies was probably a bad idea too.