ookami the great at 3:05AM, Dec. 15, 2011

... i can cook well enough to feed myself... all i need is some miscalainous food items in a can and mayonaise... i can also cook proper food >.> i also happen to be male

NightReflection at 1:18PM, July 18, 2010

It's hard to stay sad with Menu around. Does black toast count?

Canuovea at 11:48PM, July 13, 2010

I can bake... at least biscotti and shortbread, but those are pretty good. And I'm not bad at cooking somethings. And no, I'm not going to say if I'm a guy or gal. Try figuring it out. It seems true that many people think of a man when they hear "Chef" but when it comes to cooking regular food around the house they think "Woman." This is, of course, plain stupidity and stereotyping categories. Both my parents cook food pretty darn well, thank you!

Chuckee at 10:48AM, April 29, 2010

Dude... "Most people think of a man when they think of a cook..." Umm... The first person that pops into my head is my mother, then my pseudo-mother. When I think man + cook, I usually picture some navy cook or big fat chef-type dude... Heh! I even think in cartoons!

Chuckee at 10:40AM, April 29, 2010

I could cook if I had more patience... And if you promise to wash all the dishes 'til they squeak!

Zenny at 3:38PM, Jan. 6, 2010

but guys who can cook get the girls who can cook everyone else eats out all the time

Caus_I_can at 1:15AM, Sept. 13, 2009

Whoops. I mean can. I can bake

Caus_I_can at 1:14AM, Sept. 13, 2009

To the guys who said they can cook: I like you! Can I glomp you lots and stuff! And i take it back. I cant bake. But thats still not the same as being able to cook.

insane w0lf at 12:47AM, Aug. 31, 2009

Wait are Zeno and Mye broken up again if so poor Zeno.

Renga Studio at 2:22PM, Aug. 14, 2009

Well, speak of the werewolf! At least SOMEONE in that haunted household is optimistic about failed relationships, though I'd definitely feel as depressed as Charby if I were him. And as a guy, I'm WAY better at eating than I am at cooking! I mean, isn't almost everyone? 8D

Dracojounin7 at 6:40PM, June 29, 2009

And, I live in Austin, and Mr. Hoover Alexander is our most famous cook. Most people who think of a cook think of a man, stereotypically.

HugoSIII at 7:27PM, June 2, 2009

Food is the best way to control him is almost so easy that is really a pity.

tref_h at 6:48AM, May 20, 2009

I'm a straight male and I can cook too! My wife can't! :p Menu is soo wise sometimes. He obviously hasn't heard the story of the settler girl before or else even he wouldn't be this tactless!

Amp Zaphrix at 10:18PM, April 19, 2009

I can cook. Rather well, too...

CryForE at 8:09AM, Feb. 22, 2009

@Cloudfish: How ye heck are you able to do that?! :O Mine only freeze's... ^^

cloudfish at 8:50PM, Jan. 12, 2009

I can burn salad.

Azeth at 6:46PM, Aug. 23, 2008

Ah, yes, the origin of the Menu Curse.

andy9306 at 10:21PM, Aug. 18, 2008

I can't cook. I am a male. These two have nothing to do with each other. I'm just too lazy to learn. Even if I knew how to cook (well) I wouldn't because I am too lazy to make myself food, even if I'm hungry. I don't even like food.

Zephyrion at 8:27PM, July 23, 2008

I am a Straight Male and I can cook.

Caus_I_can at 1:58AM, June 25, 2008

Woman can Cook? Why did I know nothing of this?!

jay raj at 10:06PM, June 17, 2008

Women can cook. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Man, I'm such a sexist. :)

Jallice at 2:24AM, June 7, 2008

I can cook. I just hate it and I'm sorta paranoid when in cooking mode. I start to freak out like, "There's STEAM!! Is there supposed to be steam?!?!?" So no, you don't want me as your cook unless you wanna eat cookies all day and get sick.

Dauntes at 11:11AM, April 8, 2008

LOL, awesome.

doglovermutt at 3:29PM, April 5, 2008

Seriously, Menu's brain IS his stomach

Warriorking4ever at 3:33PM, Feb. 23, 2008

easiest way to win an argument with a lycanthrope is to mention food, LOL