Chapter 2 Page 6 - Enter Gram Trellion

Evil Emperor Nick on June 11, 2008

Hmm not much response on the T-shirts, bummer, ah well we're still a pretty new comics after all I'll probably still make T-shirt or two once the EE Store is fully set up for the heck of it ‘cause frankly even if no one else by’s one I want a Cwen's Quest T-shirt. ^_^

Remember to vote on TWC and that is to say nothing about your mother. Now you're going to listen to me or I'm going out in the street and yelling about that embarrasing birth mark on your leg.“ Jessie said.

”Point taken sweet heart.“ Will said.

”I was born to the Selee court.“ Jessie explained.

”Huh.“ Will said.

Jessie gave him a look of frustration. ”Don't you know anything? The Selee, the summer court, the lords of the dawn, the walkers in the….“

”Why don't ya just keep going.“ Will said.

”Fine.“ Jessie said throwing up her arms. ”The Selee court is at war with empress Vixel of the Unselee court even since she defeated the globlin queen and added them to her vassals.“

”Huh.“ Will said clearly not getting it.

”The war wasn't getting anywhere so one day someone suggested that a dash of new blood might just help us get an edge.“ Jessie explained. ”So a few of us were selected to go out and raise some troops, shall we say.“

”Wait you mean to say you're planning on sending my son into war just like that?“ Will started.

”First off, that is so mysoginistic of you to just assume we're going to have a boy. Second, no I don't but I mean at least some of them will want to fight.“

”Some of them?“ Will asked in surprise.

”Will, when one of my kind gives birth we pass on ourselves litterally to the new generation. We sort of just “fade away” and we're kind of reincarnated in the new generation. I was going to ask you to share that with me but since you're being such a dolt I don't even know if I still want to.“

”Wait, wait, you mean there is going to be a lot of them?“ Will said.

”Oh yes and I wanted you to be a part of them.“ Jessie said.

”Well I am already, aren't I? I mean since you say they're mine…“ Will said.

”They are yours. Look, this is hard to explain, but my children are going to sort of all get my life as a little gift from me to them so they don't have to make my mistakes. IF I let you, you can join me and they'll get yours too. They'll all be little versions of you (and me). Wouldn't that be wonderful!“ Jessie said.

”Does this mean I'd have to go through puberty again? I don't know. And we just finally got a little bit of land of our own.“ Will whined.

”Don't get petty look at the big picture for once Will!“ Jessie chided him.

”Well what if I say no?“ Will said.

”Well then you're going to have a whole new generation, some of whom are going to be trained in deadly combat, who's going to remember just how much of an idiot you were!“ Jessie said and turned away from him.

Will took a moment to digest this information. He didn't know just what brood of children Jessie was going to pop out but he didn't see any way that could work out well for him.

”What about your other Selee friends. Won't they be mad you, um, included me in this?“ Will said.

”Selee? No, no Will. I was born Selee, but I joined the Unselee court now. No one at the Unselee court is going to give a riff and if they do then I will just stab them in the face. Heh! They won't be saying much of anything after that now will they,“ Jessie said making a stabbing motion to emphasize her point with a wide grin.

”Well Jessie I see your point. I just need some time to think about this. This is all rather sudden. I'm just going to go in to the other room and do some normal, human stuff. I need to think, by myelf, yes….think, think, think.“ Will said as he slinked off to the other room and then through the door called back.

Jessie banged on the door even as he shut it. ”Will, I really think we should talk about this more.“

”Of course Jessie.“ Will said as he got pen and paper and gave thanks to the wizard whom his parents had paid to blast reading and writing into his brain.

”We can talk all you want, but later. Right now I just need a moment. Tell you what, if you make dinner tonight we can talk about this all night long.“ Will said.

”Alright.“ Jessie said. ”But then you had better take care of fixing that chair like I asked you to. I know you broke it over that mans head for a good cause but I want it fixed just the same.“

”Sure.“ Will said as he brough the pen and paper to his desk.

Will waited since Jessie hung around the door for a moment, and when he was sure she was gone he began to write his first letter in years. ”HELP NEEDED IN VELSING. To all adventurer types: I'm seeking a separation from my wife……."