Prologue: The Wickcroft Incident - Page 17

Emma_Xross on July 2, 2024

HOW YA'LL DOIN!? I'm well, I'm not great tbh! So, we've had a bit of a growing infestation of wasps in our roof's eves… and lately they've gotten REALLY aggressive to the point it's pretty scary out there! Well, yesterday I was trying to do something for my mom on the front porch and the little buggers (literally I guess) were just all over the place. Now being the good daughter I am and having a fair bit of understanding of wasp behavior (OR SO I THOUGHT) I despite the activity try to do the thing my mom needed… ONLY TO GET SUDDENLY SMACKED FULL IN THE FACE WITH A WASP STINGER OUT OF THE FREAKING BLUE!!

…..Soooooo to say the least THAT HURT, and my lip has been swollen ever since. I'm like FINE now aside from some numbness and the swelling but that's going down a little at a time. As for the wasps well… LETS JUST SAY THIS MEANS WAR YA LITTLE HELL BEASTS I'M FREAKING COMING FOR YOU!! I WILL END GENERATIONS OF YOUR KIND IN FLAMES AND AGONY!! MY PAIN SHALL BE RETURNED UPON YOU TENTHOUSAND FOLD!!! *Coughs* We're calling an exterminator…

-Neon/Emma Xross

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