@bravo1102: And I'm sure her feet will get even hotter in those see-thru vinyl thigh-high boots! But as we all know, having hot feet is a small price to pay for being on the cutting edge of fashion!
It's a miracle that some ladies can stand and walk in heels like these. I remember the last time I wore tall stilettos, I tripped and fell flat on my face, true story x.x...
Good thing they have such high ceilings with such long legs and platform heels. A lava lamp gets awfully hot. You sure you want some like that on your feet? You could be melting the floor out from under you.
@KimLuster: I'm afraid I would have to fabricate heels like that on my own :( This is a future where Ivana dumped the Donald and became President herself!
Do the actually make heels like that?!! Ivana Trump Memorial Hospital, eh... This is an alternate future where Ivana stayed married to 'Da Donals' and became the First Lady right? :D
fallopiancrusader at 9:25AM, Aug. 1, 2016
@PeiPei: It definitely takes practice! I only wear my stilettos when I am pole dancing, so I always have something to hold on to!
fallopiancrusader at 9:23AM, Aug. 1, 2016
@ el cid: After spending many kilobucks on leg-extension surgery, I'm guessing they'll be loath to flirt with the possibility of having fat thighs :O
fallopiancrusader at 9:21AM, Aug. 1, 2016
@bravo1102: And I'm sure her feet will get even hotter in those see-thru vinyl thigh-high boots! But as we all know, having hot feet is a small price to pay for being on the cutting edge of fashion!
Peipei at 2:10AM, Aug. 1, 2016
It's a miracle that some ladies can stand and walk in heels like these. I remember the last time I wore tall stilettos, I tripped and fell flat on my face, true story x.x...
El Cid at 5:47PM, July 27, 2016
Egad those are some bony shanks! I prescribe three cheeseburgers.
bravo1102 at 4:43PM, July 27, 2016
Good thing they have such high ceilings with such long legs and platform heels. A lava lamp gets awfully hot. You sure you want some like that on your feet? You could be melting the floor out from under you.
fallopiancrusader at 10:36AM, July 27, 2016
@KimLuster: I'm afraid I would have to fabricate heels like that on my own :( This is a future where Ivana dumped the Donald and became President herself!
KimLuster at 10:04AM, July 27, 2016
Do the actually make heels like that?!! Ivana Trump Memorial Hospital, eh... This is an alternate future where Ivana stayed married to 'Da Donals' and became the First Lady right? :D