Sometimes they just go too far

lba on April 17, 2008

Some days I just don't know where my head is. I nearly forgot to upload the comic for today ( More proof that I have a short attention span. ). Of course this could explain why I'm the guy standing around making fun of the Neanderthals some guys turn into from rime to time ( I at least remember to pick my underwear up off the floor… eventually. ). I'm the one who doesn't have the attention span to go nuts over something like them. I'm too busy being amused by their antics and other random things the ADD finds important, which is really just another way of saying I'd the first to go, back in the Neolithic era. This is probably because as a gender, back then men needed to be able to focus on any one thing ( Such as women or food. ) and stay perfectly still for a long period of time to catch it ( After causing a ruckus to try and spook it into a more vulnerable position, of course. ). This also explains for the ladies why when men are talking to them they are more or less locked on to certain body parts. They are not staring, they're just attempting to camouflage themselves in the hopes that perhaps if they stay still for long enough you'll forget they were there and they'll be able to take you home. So ladies; the next time a guy is acting like he just got back to the cave, just remember: he just really wants to let you know he likes you.

But don't let him take you back to his cave if he hasn't picked up his underwear lately.