- And there was light!
- I hate math.
- The weight is unbearable.
- No need for alarm.
- Coming in hot.
- Machine code.
- A little something.
- Just hanging around.
- No trouble at all.
- Outbound.
- Something else caused this.
- Survivor.
- You've got mail.
- A carpet of stars.
- No need for alarm.
- Security protocols.
- This is very secret.
- Big mistake.
- Something has been removed.
- Doomsday Protocol.
- Mercy Mission.
- The end of innocence.
- Oh, happy day.
- That is... quite large.
- Not a chance.
- One last time.
- Hold position.
- Crushing in progress.
- A new challenger.
- The enemy is weak.
- Sex robot.
- A word of warning.
- Bad things happened.
- Parts.
- Going up!
- Invited.
- Try not to sound so cheery about it.
- Contact dead ahead.
- Collision danger.
- Purge completed.
- Guilty as charged.
- Acceptable.
- Send 'em up.
- Warning: Lava.
- Maintain position.
- Where in the hell are we now?
- Considerable offensive capability.
- Approaching the rift.
- Delighted you could join us.
- Subject closed.
- That's people, eh?
- Those stupid subroutines.
- Faulty component.
- Intruders detected.
- No need for unpleasantness.
- What up, Tiger Lily?
- Doctor Halliday catches on.
- Insert witty comment here.
- This is the real thing.
- You will initiate Mindwipe.
- The Prophet's Story Part II
- The Prophet's Story.
- Cancel that order.
- Ready yourself.
- Sleuthing.
- Bad day.
- Illogical.
- Taking it all in.
- How nice to see you.
- What's the deal?
- Rise and shine.
- Slight problem.
- Secret refinery.
- We are under fire.
- Welcome to the Moon!
- Hard to believe.
- Unknown vessel is outbound.
- Conference, part 2.
- Conference, part 1.
- No deal.
- The timing.
- Too much?
- Let's take her down.
- Please state your weight.
- Open sesame.
- Secret door.
- Defensive protocol.
- Crime scene.
- Enemy sighted.
- Butterfly net.
- Freefall.
- Devious thinking.
- All systems are go.
- Robot down.
- Installed successfully.
- System constraints.
- Subroutine not found.
- Down in the sub-levels.
- Casualty.
- Speculation.
- That's the spirit.
- Change of mind.
- The question.
- Dear John.
- You're an idiot.
- Authority level.
- Road's out.
- False trail.
- Contingency plan.
- Not fast enough.
- The choice.
- Sample growths.
- Idle curiosity.
- Double tap.
- Play things cautious.
- Dead ducks.
- No questions.
- Apologies.
- Estimates.
- More pizzazz.
- Rise and shine.
- Be my guest.
- One-way trip.
- Not a friend.
- Your team is dead.
- Consider it a test.
- Package delivered.
- Another incident.
- Tried and tested.
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Niccea at 4:44AM, Aug. 8, 2018
Congratulations on your Drunk Duck Awards nomination!
dpat57 at 7:52AM, Aug. 8, 2018
Thanks for the nudge and thanks for all your admin efforts!
El Cid at 11:18AM, July 26, 2018
A 27 day constant burn?! Yowzuhh!!
El Cid at 1:09PM, July 26, 2018
I'm actually nerd enough that I tried to calculate the acceleration rate of that ship... and it's a fairly reasonable .04 gees (for an ideal brachistochrone trajectory). But the delta-v budget is an insane 948,000 meters per second. The New Horizons probe only had a measly 290 m/s, so this spaceship is about three thousand times more powerful. That's a lot, but in hard sci fi terms, it's not beyond belief.
dpat57 at 12:36PM, July 26, 2018
My bad, didn't think it through, I was mulling a Bussard ramjet variant with a magnetic field scooping hydrogen and feeding it to the boosters in a trickle, didn't make enough panels to deliver the info. Thanks for reading!