- An Important Message for the Readers
- Negligence #403: Child Leash
- Negligence #402: Killer Rabbit
- Negligence #401: Last...Name?
- Negligence #400: Drannik Dearest
- Negligence #399: Drannik Can Only Do So Much
- Negligence #398: The Urinal Times
- Negligence #397: We're All "Ninjas"
- Negligence #396: Fuckin' Medusa Heads!
- Negligence #395: Zion and the Holy Herb
- Negligence #394: It's Jameel's Mom
- Negligence #393: A Family of Bookworms
- Negligence #392: NES Games - The Primary Cause for Baldness in Males
Negligence #391: Is He Mooch-worthy?
- Negligence #390: Drannik and Lizzep star as Calvin and Susie
- Negligence #389: That New Batman Game
- Negligence #388: On Retainer
- Negligence #387: So Damn Naive
- Negligence #386: An Alternative Solution?
- Negligence #385: The Principal's Office
- Negligence #384: Ojmiz and Lizzep...Friends?
- Negligence #383: Conspirators Return
- Negligence #382: Overboard
- Negligence #381: Thrown Under a Bus
- Negligence #380: The Vein-Popper
- Negligence #379: School Bus Sizzle
- Negligence #378: Lizzep's Advice
- Negligence #377: Bully
- Negligence #376: Drannik the Hypocrite
Negligence #375: Wake Up Dead
- Negligence #374: Epilogue to This Story
- Negligence #373: A New (Strained) Relationship
- Negligence #372: Oh Boy, Here We Go
- Negligence #371: Reawaken
- Negligence #370: That Girl Thinks She's the Queen of the Neighborhood...
- Negligence #369: Denial is a River in Egypt
- Negligence #368: Dun, Dun, Dah!!!
- Negligence #367: Dream Jameel, Get a Fig Leaf, for Christ's Sake!
- Negligence #366: Escape...Is It Possible?
- Negligence #365: Advice I Don't Want or Need
- Negligence #364: The Overbearing Shadow
- Negligence #363: Into a World of Mystery and Fear
Negligence #362: What is Normal?
- Negligence #361: Drannik the Arms Dealer?
- Negligence #360: Could Ojmiz Be Braindead?
- Negligence #359: Take A Guess Who Won...
- Negligence #358: She's Crackin'
- Negligence #357: Wha...Wha...Wha...?
- Negligence #356: I Think Ojmiz is Batshit Insane
- Negligence #355: Who Are You Calling Crazy?
- Negligence #354: Jameel's Fired
- Negligence #353: The Motivation of Marilyn Susan Ojmiz
- Negligence #352: Marilyn's Madness
- Negligence #351: Bros Before Hoes, Right?
- Negligence #350: Together, We'll Kick Ojmiz's Ass (And Give Her A Swirly)
- Negligence #349: Stinky Poophead
- Negligence #348: The Last Straw
- Negligence #347: Oh, For King Mutie's Sake
Negligence #346: Class President Election Time
- Negligence #345: Boys Always Get the Better One
- Negligence #344: She Caught the Katy, and Left Me a Mule to Ride
- Negligence #343: Personal Benefit Outweighs All
- Negligence #342: You Get One Phone Call
- Negligence #341: Have a Nice Trip, Ojmiz
- Negligence #340: I Think He's Related to Larisa Korolev
- Negligence #339: The X Makes It Sound Cool
- Negligence #338: Can't Get Good With Just One Patient
- Negligence #337: On the Inside
- Negligence #336: Detective Stabler's in Oz now, Bitch
- Negligence #335: Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
- Negligence #334: Goodbye to Freedom
- Negligence #333: The Comic that Does Not Advocate the Cool Crime of Robbery
- Negligence #332: Repeat Offense
Negligence #331: Caught in the Act
- Negligence #330: Bedtime for Nutsos
- Negligence #329: Primetime Entertainment
- Negligence #328: End of the School Day
- Negligence #327: Food Fight
- Negligence #326: Truancy is Cool
- Negligence #325: What's Opera, Doc?
- Negligence #324: Pillow Fight
Negligence #323: The Tickle Monster
- Negligence #322: Drannik and Lizzep and Penn and Teller
- Negligence #321: Kids Just Being Kids
- Negligence #320: Reflection on Life from Mischa
- Negligence #319: No Point in Battle
- Negligence #318: The Regrets of Mischa
- Negligence #317: Gone...
- Negligence #316: Some Date, Jameel
- Negligence #315: A New Rescue Plan
- Negligence #314: Mischa's Little Sister
- Negligence #313: The Return of Mischa
- Negligence #312: An Unannounced Guest
- Negligence #311: One Fire Out, Another Flares
- Negligence #310: I am a Firestarter...
- Negligence #309: May the Rats Eat Your Eyes
- Negligence #308: Believe the Conspiracy Now?
- Negligence #307: The Drannik Job
- Negligence #306: Drannik and Lizzep - Rescue Rangers
- Negligence #305: Popped
Negligence #304: Back in the Village Again
- Negligence #303: Starring Jameel and Ojmiz
- Negligence #302: Worried about Drannik
- Negligence #301: Run, You Idiot!
- Negligence #300: Special Lessons
- Negligence #299: Mysterious Girl
- Negligence #298: Stupid Catchphrases from Lame Comics
- Negligence #297: Poor, Unfortunate Souls
- Negligence #296: Trapped in School
- Negligence #295: Ritalin
- Negligence #294: Murf!
- Negligence #293: Makes the Noodle Incident look Benign
- Negligence #292: Meeting with the Principal
- Negligence #291: On the Swings
Negligence #290: Previously on Negligence
- Negligence #289: They're Making Fun of Me!
- Negligence #288: We Have Each Other
- Negligence #287: End of the Story
- Negligence #286: They Were Gone
- Negligence #285: Do You Ever Dance With The Devil Under The Pale Moonlight?
- Negligence #284: BatLiz Begins
- Negligence #283: Wanna See A Magic Trick?
- Negligence #282: The Dark Knight
- Negligence #281: Skull T-shirt
- Negligence #280: A Lifelong Fascination
- Negligence #279: Jump For Joy, Lizzep
- Negligence #278: 700% Markup Music
- Negligence #277: The Kilroys Wuz Here
- Negligence #276: Elektro-Violence
- Negligence #275: Parental Love
- Negligence #274: Happy Little Girl
- Negligence #273: Another Story Begins
- Negligence #272: One Whole Year
Negligence #271: Something Ain't Right
- Negligence #270: Resurrecting an Inside Joke
- Negligence #269: One Big Cliffhanger
- Negligence #268: The End to Stork Theory
- Negligence #267: Enter the ACLU
- Negligence #266: And Thus, the Trap Closes
- Negligence #265: Welcome to the Coalition, JC
- Negligence #264: Blue State
- Negligence #263: Ignorance-only Education
- Negligence #262: Stork Theorists
- Negligence #261: Anti-sex Education
- Negligence #260: Violent Overthrow
Negligence #259: Childhood Conspiracy
- Negligence #258: Special Full Color Filler Strip
- Negligence #257: Recap of This Crazy Story
- Negligence #256: Back Together...Sort Of
- Negligence #255: Strange Places
- Negligence #254: Goodbye Mischa
- Negligence #253: This is My Boyfriend
- Negligence #252: An Insane Promise
- Negligence #251: To High School
- Negligence #250: Landmark Lesbian Kiss Edition
- Negligence #249: Call Me Mary
- Negligence #248: Just...Stop
- Negligence #247: My Mischa
- Negligence #246: Continuing Lesbianism
Negligence #245: Snow Patrol
- Negligence #244: Things Start Changing
- Negligence #243: Backfire
- Negligence #242: Cars that Go Boom
- Negligence #241: Jameel and the Ladies
- Negligence #240: We Make Our Own Destiny
- Negligence #239: A Deal with the Devil
- Negligence #238: Our Little Secret
- Negligence #237: Looking for Mischa
Negligence #236: Desperate
- Negligence #235: Brief Recap
- Negligence #234: High School Sucks
- Negligence #233: An Evil Plan
- Negligence #232: A "Fuck Miley Cyrus" Club?
- Negligence #231: Common Ground
- Negligence #230: I'm Sick of this Fucking Game
- Negligence #229: Mischa!
Negligence #228: You're Hiring a What?
- Negligence #227: Fucking Hypocrite
- Negligence #226: Don't Wanna Go Home
- Negligence #225: Wacken Open Air Presents Interrobang
- Negligence #224: Please Sign My Album
- Negligence #223: Pure Ecstasy
- Negligence #222: In Their Presence
- Negligence #221: Europe Loves Hookahs
- Negligence #220: Thinking With His McKinley
- Negligence #219: Wacken, Germany
- Negligence #218: Ojmiz Swears?!
- Negligence #217: Run Like Hell
- Negligence #216: Moses and Wacken
Negligence #215: Awesome Telephone News
- Negligence #214: That's For Stiffing Me
- Negligence #213: Inside Apartment 213
- Negligence #212: Near Their Mark
- Negligence #211: Keep On Truckin'
- Negligence #210: One Address
- Negligence #209: Slashed
- Negligence #208: I Wanna Win!
- Negligence #207: We Are a Charity Case
Negligence #206: Let the Selling Begin
- Negligence #205: Guardian Search
- Negligence #204: Friends Again
- Negligence #203: Apologies and Regret
- Negligence #202: Awkward Reunion
Negligence #201: The Same Wavelength
- Negligence #200: Flashback Comic #5
- Negligence #199: Flashback Comic #4
- Negligence #198: Flashback Comic #3
- Negligence #197: Flashback Comic #2
Negligence #196: Flashback Comic #1
- Negligence #195: Memories
- Negligence #194: Silence Says Plenty
- Negligence #193: Sinking Further for Drannik
- Negligence #192: Depression Sets In
- Negligence #191: The Break-Up
- Negligence #190: Fear Leads to Anger, Anger Leads...
- Negligence #189: Questions for Lizzep
- Negligence #188: Questions for Drannik
- Negligence #187: I Need Some Space
Negligence #186: Seeds of Split
- Negligence #185: I Work for Peanuts
- Negligence #184: Civil Disobedience
- Negligence #183: Into the Night
- Negligence #182: Enough Fourth-Wall Breaking
- Negligence #181: That Girl Needs Some Loving
- Negligence #180: Shocking Truth
- Negligence #179: Spelunking
- Negligence #178: Making Out with the Anti-Christ
- Negligence #177: Black Men Are Quite...Exotic
- Negligence #176: King Mutie and Hair
- Negligence #175: Casanova
- Negligence #174: Recess
- Negligence #173: Awkward Discussion
- Negligence #172: Ojmiz and Jameel
Negligence #171: The Return of Ojmiz
- Negligence #170: Disciples of King Mutie
- Negligence #169: First Day for Jameel
- Negligence #168: Confusion and Alienation
- Negligence #167: Inspired by Sunn O)))
Negligence #166: Find the Band Gear
- Negligence #165: An Untimely Truth
- Negligence #164: Boy, Am I Going to Get Threats From This One
- Negligence #163: Moving
- Negligence #162: Can I Call You "Lizzie"?
- Negligence #161: One Bad Motha...Shut-Yo-Mouth
- Negligence #160: Jamaican-British
- Negligence #159: The Debut of Jameel
- Negligence #158: A Fateful Meeting
- Negligence #157: Wescot Cult Support Group
- Negligence #156: Train to Chicago
- Negligence #155: Another Drannik Secret
- Negligence #154: A Rumor
Negligence #153: Family Reunion
- Negligence #152: Love is...
- Negligence #151: McKinley's Gone
- Negligence #150: Awakening
- Negligence #149: Escape
- Negligence #148: A Way Out
- Negligence #147: Stalemate
- Negligence #146: Face-off
- Negligence #145: Harsh Reminders
- Negligence #144: I Want You Gone
- Negligence #143: The True Devil
Negligence #142: The Mental Realm
- Negligence #141: Face Us
- Negligence #140: Killing Spree
- Negligence #139: We Are McKinley
- Negligence #138: Fusion
- Negligence #137: Revelation
- Negligence #136: Squish
- Negligence #135: The Battle Begins
- Negligence #134: A Death in the Family Revisited
- Negligence #133: People Change
- Negligence #132: Hope Dies!
Negligence #131: Forgotten Rabbit
- Negligence #130: Jealousy and Betrayal
- Negligence #129: A Frog Named Frog
- Negligence #128: Things Aren't So Bad
- Negligence #127: Shot Down
- Negligence #126: Looking Up
- Negligence #125: Spreading the Word
- Negligence #124: Can You Say Dada? #5
- Negligence #123: Can You Say Dada? #4
- Negligence #122: Can You Say Dada? #3
- Negligence #121: Can You Say Dada? #2
- Negligence #120: Can You Say Dada? #1
- Negligence #119: Drannik's Comic
Negligence #118: Changing Comics Forever
- Negligence #117: Mr. Rogers' Underworld
- Negligence #116: The Guardian Returns
- Negligence #115: The True God
- Negligence #114: Make Big Boom
- Negligence #113: Cut That Damn Ponytail!
- Negligence #112: Final Prayer
- Negligence #111: Sacrifice
- Negligence #110: Colombian Necktie
- Negligence #109: The Proof
- Negligence #108: Sacramental Kool-Aid
- Negligence #107: Suspicions
- Negligence #106: Major Changes
- Negligence #105: Strange Doings Here
- Negligence #104: A New Family
- Negligence #103: YIPPIE!!!
Negligence #102: Where's the Guardian?
- Negligence #101: Resolution
- Negligence #100: Aristocrats
- Negligence #99: Unreciprocated
- Negligence #98: Makeover
- Negligence #97: Learning About Them
Negligence #96: Ojmiz's Desires
- Negligence #95: Chaos Rules!
- Negligence #94: Violent Anarchist Destiny
- Negligence #93: Flashback to Murder
- Negligence #92: Therapy
- Negligence #91: Outlaws
- Negligence #90: Altamont
- Negligence #89: Lizzep vs. Ojmiz
- Negligence #88: Lizzep the Biker Chick
Negligence #87: Bitch Seat
- Negligence #86: Time for the Message to Sink In
- Negligence #85: Is It Zebes or Zebeth?
- Negligence #84: I am Cunt, Hear Me Roar!
- Negligence #83: Femininity
- Negligence #82: Protest
- Negligence #81: I Sentence You to Death
- Negligence #80: Anarchy Dominae
- Negligence #79: The Ballad of Cunt
- Negligence #78: Interrobang
- Negligence #77: Elemental Eye?
Negligence #76: Taking It Back
- Negligence #75: PBS Nihilism
- Negligence #74: A Promise of Forever
- Negligence #73: Eww, I Saw You Two Holding Hands!
- Negligence #72: Instant Hostility
- Negligence #71: Ojmiz's Debut
- Negligence #70: She's Coming
- Negligence #69: We're Being Repressed
- Negligence #68: Class, Please Welcome Lizzep
- Negligence #67: Class, Please Welcome Drannik
Negligence #66: Registering
- Negligence #65: No, Not School. Anything But That
- Negligence #64: Small Woodland Animals
- Negligence #63: Questions
- Negligence #62: You Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine
- Negligence #61: What's the Difference?
- Negligence #60: Cramps
Negligence #59: The Band Must Go On
- Negligence #58: What's More Important?
- Negligence #57: A Strange Sensation
- Negligence #56: The Life of the Wife is Ended by the Knife
- Negligence #55: The Bitch Must Die
Negligence #54: Rebirth
- Negligence #53: The End of an Era
- Negligence #52: Cult
- Negligence #51: Pushed to the Limit
- Negligence #50: Drannik and Dexter
- Negligence #49: Whence McKinley Spawned
- Negligence #48: Drannik Confesses
- Negligence #47: Lying to Police
- Negligence #46: A Death in the Family
- Negligence #45: The Goading Begins
Negligence #44: McKinley Speaks
- Negligence #43: The Reviews Are In
- Negligence #42: Battle of the Bands
- Negligence #41: Signing Up
- Negligence #40: Practice
- Negligence #39: Fuck Your God
- Negligence #38: Yeah, He's In
Negligence #37: Exploitation
- Negligence #36: No, It's Not
- Negligence #35: Is Smoking Cool?
- Negligence #34: Whoreson
- Negligence #33: Six Months Later
Negligence #32: The Guardian Makes Her Announcement
- Negligence #31: A Solution?
- Negligence #30: Something's Missing
- Negligence #29: Let's Start a Band
- Negligence #28: Fuck Miley Cyrus
Negligence #27: Little Thieves
- Negligence #26: Twisted Morality
- Negligence #25: Drannik Speaks the Truth
- Negligence #24: The Fall of a Senator
- Negligence #23: Welcome to DC
- Negligence #22: Embrace
- Negligence #21: I Like You Too
- Negligence #20: Adults Don't Know Shit
- Negligence #19: "No Child Left Behind" My Ass
- Negligence #18: Playing Doctor
- Negligence #17: Wanna Go Play Doctor?
Negligence #16: I Like You, Drannik
- Negligence #15: The Suicide Song
- Negligence #14: Load Up On Guns, Bring Your Friends
Negligence #13: Emo's World
- Negligence #12: Alcohol Enhanced
- Negligence #11: Just Drink The Mouthwash
- Negligence #10: What About That Goddamn Sellout?
- Negligence #9: Further Thoughts on a TV Classic
Negligence #8: Drannik and a TV Classic
- Negligence #7: Drannik's Verdict
- Negligence #6: Lizzep Can't Sleep
- Negligence #5: Drannik's Reality
- Negligence #4: Lizzep's Inebriated Lament
- Negligence #3: Lizzep's First Appearance
- Negligence #2: Drannik and McKinley
Negligence #1: The Debut
Negligence #10: What About That Goddamn Sellout?
elektro on June 21, 2009
Drannik loves Sesame Street, save for one element.
JLG at 3:24AM, Feb. 21, 2010
I wouldn't be so quick to call Elmo a sellout. After all, it's The Count whose voice you hear in an old recording they're using in that Delta Faucet commercial.