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Cheeko on April 4, 2006

This one time my brother got hit in the forehead right above his eye and got this sick nasty bruise. All the blood under the skin drained down into his eyelid and he got a black eye. It took about two days to completely turn the eyelid and surrounding skin black, but still, you don't have to get hit in the eye in order to get one.
My point is that the guard has magical blood that flows extra quickly and against gravity. That's how he was able to get a black eye in two seconds.

Yeah.

*trumpet fanfare* SHROOM TO THE RESCUE!!!
Yes. The necklace is very heavy. And hard. It would hurt. He has quite an arm, doesn't he?

Cheeko out.