- #130 He's Done
- #129 Obama Gets Knocked Out
- #128 Sudan's Dumb
- #127 Johnsons A Douche
- #126 Camp Obama
- #125 You Win!
- #124 Da Bomb
- #123 Shoot The Bhutto
- #122 Not As Bad As They Say?
- #121 Pakistan Is Dumb
- #120 I Hate The Onion
- #119 Mystery Rape
- #118 Russia Says No
- #117 YouTube Debatez0rz
- #116 The Electoral Lie
- #115 Who Cares?
- #114 Happy Turkey Day!
- #113 Faux Cannon!
- #112 Middle Class Beat down
- #111 Vote Platypus
- #110 Get It?
- #109 Go To Your Room!
- #108 Spin The Wheel
- #107 Indian Giver
- #106 Fun With Bees
- #105 Happy Poliween!
- #104 Biofuels Are Bad
- #103 The Kassabian Theory
- #102 ALL MINE!
- #101 Next Comic
- #100 Here Comes More Chaos
- #99 Total Knockout!
- #98 Next Door
- #97 We Won! We Won! What The Fuck Did We Win?!
- #96 Mad Mahmoud's
- #95 Look At Me! I Give A Fuck!
- #94 Screw This I'm Going Home!
- #93 Man They Is Fucking Up!
- #92 Politics: The 300's Way
- #91 Welcome To The Club
- #90 What Did We Do?
- #89 Buy One Now!
- #88 America The Slowly Dying
- #87 Pervez is Trapped
- #86 Helpful Tips
- #85 You're Late
- #84 Off Time
- #83 Cheerful Iraqis!
- #82 Guest Strip By Jebus
- #81 Moldova's Crack
- #80 Military Terms
- #79 Slumber Party!
- #78 The Free Market Mountain
- #77 Bright Side Of The War
- #76 Sheehan Is Dumb
- #75 In Pluto's Club
- #74 Big Trouble In Little Russia
- #73 Michigan's Death Rattle
- #72 Liek OMG BFF!
- #71 The Big Three
- #70 How To Save Face
- #69 Good News Abbas!
- #68 Zero To Drunk In Ten Minutes
- #67 Long Time Coming
- #66 Operation De Beers
- #65 Reader Question #8
- #64 Political Suicide
- #63 Breakthrough!
- #62 Reader Question #7
- #61 Riding Dirty
- #60 Orphan Crops
- #59 The KGB Hook-Up
- #58 Shoot Out In Former China
- #57 Water Made Me Do It
- #56 My Bad
- #55 Arab Styled Back-Stabbing
- #54 Minor Inconvenience!
- #53 HIDE ME!
- #52 Reader Question #6
- #51 One Down...
- #50 Mickey Mouse Calls For Jihad
- #49 UN VS Iran
- #48 No Comment
- #47 Happy May Day
- #46 France's War
- #45 Let Freedom Reign
- #44 AU To The Rescue
- #43 This Takes Training?
- #42 Like Oh My God Man!
- #41 One To Rule Them All
- #40 He shouldn't Have Been There At All
- #39 When Fox Attacks!
- #38 Reader Question #5
- #37 Double Standards
- #36 FOXnews: Always wrong. Always.
- #35 The Douchebag Factor
- #34 Operation Brokeback Baghdad
- #33 President Seacrest
- #32 Mr. McCain's Pope Mobile
- #31 Not Political
- #30 The Wal-Monster
- #29 The Teeth!
- #28 Golden Year
- #27 Media-o-Vision
- #26 Politics The African Way!
- #25 No Unrest!
- #24 Reader Question #4
- #23 God And The Soldier
- #22 A Drunk Duck Civil War Event
- #21 Present Arms
- #20 Just Say No
- #19 Reader Question #3
- #18 Reader Question #2
- #17 The No-No Zone
- #16 Reader Question #1
- #15 Welcome to Walter Reed
- #14 Wheres The Pants
- #13 Two-Hundred Pounds Of Love
- #12 Video Game Enlistment
- #11 Attack Of God
- #10 United States Marine Corps New Oath of Enlistment
- #9 The New Navy Oath Of Enlistment
- #8 The New Army Oath of Enlistment
- # 7 Fear The Blade
- # 6 We don't Fight For Our Health
- #5 Tanking In The Wind
- #4 Demoted
- # 3 He's Coming Right For Us!
- # 2 The Budget Cuts Are Coming!
- #1 Case Of Jitters
#8 The New Army Oath of Enlistment
Phantom Penguin on Feb. 16, 2007
The new oaths of enlistment. I will be doing one for each branch. It might be awhile for the next few.
Ciel at 5:26PM, Feb. 20, 2007
Ha ha! Rambo....XD
ljs5123 at 6:17PM, Feb. 18, 2007
Ha ha!!! I can honestly say that my time in the Marines was a love hate relationship. Wouldn't trade the experience, but wouldn't want to go through it again. -L.
kitsunekage at 1:24PM, Feb. 17, 2007
How true to life. This sad little life. I'll have to keep an eye on this.
F_Allen at 10:41AM, Feb. 17, 2007
cool stuff, sounds like what i said when i joined mothercare
Priceman at 10:36AM, Feb. 17, 2007
ROFLMFAO!!! The Air Force version is very similar. Instead of the low ASVAB score we have "I not crazy enough to be a marine."
dids at 10:30AM, Feb. 17, 2007
makes me not want to join up. nice comic, i learn about american politics and the army here...and get a little laugh too.