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json on Oct. 18, 2008
WHA!? a baby chia what? you mean, he was actually having relations with…..
so, this page is a panel for panel recreation of the original. i must admit that i enjoy doing these kind of pages. while redesigning the layout and pacing and including new panels to increase the drama or storytelling is good and all….there is something endearing about recreating my original panel layouts.
page 19 takes us to the next day at school. we will get to the afore mentioned “classroom” scene, that i think is the most infamous part of the original first chapter, but before that happens, there are some NEW scenes added in that will really shake things up. it is there that we will be introduced to the rest of the cast of major players. we get to meet Jeff's enemies. we all know the cruel and malicious fartmutant….but we'll get to meet the evil slacker, json and his diabolical counterpart, jason! it's a trilogy of sinister darkness! anyway, i'm really excited about the new content..new to us at any rate.
Jason of Powerjeff at 3:46PM, Dec. 16, 2008
Yeah, I call it my Chia Homoncular Internal Amniotic (or C.H.I.A.) hypothesis. It falls under the same category of reproductive science as the theory of Humpty Dumpty being an organism with another organism gestating inside of him.
Stickfodder at 8:47AM, Dec. 11, 2008
Yeah I'm just going to go with Jason of Powerjeff's explanation on how this happened because as far as I know Chia pets don't even have any exploitable holes. And if they do I don't really want to think about them.
Jason of Powerjeff at 3:03PM, Oct. 19, 2008
You know, I'd like to think that Chia Pets reproduce asexually; however, they have cells in the outer layer of their skin (or in their planty extensions) that whenever physical contact is made with other organisms, these cells are prompted to extend extracellular pili that penetrate the cell membranes of the foreign organism, extend inward deep into the nucleus, secrete enzymes that copy the DNA within the nucleus, then absorb it, the same method bacteria use to exchange genetic material. The pili retract, deliver the foreign DNA to the cell proper, where it is snipped and incorporated into the Chia DNA of that cell. Eventually, when the Chia feel it is time to reproduce (brought about by emotionally-triggered neurotrasmitters within the small Chia ganglion-mass), a cell with recombinant DNA is selected at random, moved to the hollow inner-shell of the Chia pet, then begins the division and embryonic process. Alas, the only way for a Chia to give birth is to be destroyed, which is why Chia births occur so rarely (because who, after all, would be so heartless and evil to break one of them?) In fact, by this reasoning, practically ALL Chia pets have chimerical monstrosities hidden within their bowels that resemble their caretakers to some degree. Igh... Anyway, at this point in my life, I like to think that Jeff wasn't have sex with an animal. Or a plant. Whatever.
json at 2:28PM, Oct. 19, 2008
LOL!! rising from the ashes! that made me laugh pretty loudly, man!!
Bocaj at 11:46AM, Oct. 19, 2008
Just like a phoenix.
Mushroomcomix at 9:52AM, Oct. 19, 2008
WOW, whoda thought that Chias could procreate like that
Jason of Powerjeff at 12:20AM, Oct. 19, 2008
Is it wrong of me to laugh at Jeff's tears?