They have the plastics and the botoxes...BUT THEY STILL LOOK OLD!
Conned on April 30, 2007
Today's Rant is about…PEOPLE THAT ARE AFRAID OF AGING GRACEFULLY!
It's terrible. Hollywood is full of middle aged women with not a single wrinkle on their races! Skin so tight that if she bent over her trousers wouldn't do the ripping; HER FACE WOULD!
*Insert mental image here*
It's so saaaad! What ever happened to the cute grandma (that possibly smells like pee), bakes cookies, and serves you tea and smarties! With the way we're heading, Grandma's won't even know how to BAKE! TO BAKEEE!
Actually my Grandma lives in canada so she's healthy and fit, but she bakes reel good cookies. She's wrinkly too :D *very important*
No No NO! I don't want to see skinny Grandmas with huge boobs! Ahhh my innocent mind…
The thing about botox and such, not only is it INSANELY EXPENSIVE, it only gets rid of the wrinkles. People who have under gone extensive surgery still look old! I don't know what it is but they look so unnatural, and old…with shiney skin.
It's abuse of modern technology I tell you! However, I agree with plastic surgery when you really need it. Like:
1) When your boobs sag when you're only 20
2) If it's affecting the quality of your life
3) If yur boobs are insanely gigantic.
4) etc etc
Michael Jackson is a fine example of abuse of technology! Unknown to many, Hollywood actually have more than one Michael Jackson.
I've got nothing against him though. The music industry owes so much to him. Respect him! Poor guy lost his way…a lot.
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On the subject of Gigantic boobs…Did you know the man with the biggest penis cannot have an erection? HAHAHA! Because if he does he faints from all the blood leaving his body to go to his penis…
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ALSO!
Jack bauer (From 24) is the new Indiana Jones!
“Jack Bauer once owned a cat called Chuck Morris, because he was a Pussy.”
People worship this guy…
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OLDIES WITHOUT WRINKLES!….I grant yee…A FIST OF FURY!
Now be gone.
dr_dolittle at 1:11PM, May 26, 2007
I have two of the classic grandmas. One that doesn't cook (she only eats popcorn... it's really weird). And one of those ones that's obsessed with losing weight so much that she looks like a bobblehead.
Conned at 9:03AM, May 7, 2007
Hardcore, Allan, Hardcore...
Allan at 4:03PM, May 6, 2007
Fuck pretentious grandmas.
Conned at 10:29AM, May 6, 2007
"alot of old people disgused as old people trying not to be old." hhahhahhhahh what a line! I know someone like that! A friend's mum that dresses like her daughter. She died her hair blue..only it turned "silver" XD She looked 70 apposed to 50 X)
sweetninja566 at 8:13AM, May 6, 2007
So at the grocery store i work at there are alot of old people and alot of old people disgused as old people trying not to be old. This one really old lady had blue hair and hilary duff t-shirt. I swear she was 90. She was wearing those strange bug glasses all the celebreties are trying to pull off. When i turn 90 im going to dye my hair blue and wear snowsuits allthe time ^.^ wouldn't it be grand? AHHHHHHH THE WRINKLES!!!!!!!!!! *shiver* But the the sweet little old ladies go there too ^.^ I like them they have no teeth so they look scrunchied HEE HEEE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!
Conned at 11:49AM, May 4, 2007
I though I'd point out the fact that I now have a comic layout! This comic is official!
Conned at 11:44AM, May 4, 2007
YES! Glad you agree.
dentistrialTorture at 10:50AM, May 4, 2007
I wouldn't trade my grannies for the world, and they're the slightly doddered/really loveable grannies. Seventy year olds with the faces of forty year olds and the boobs of twenty year olds are SCARY.
Dark Chamber at 8:46AM, May 4, 2007
I'm aging gracefully!
subcultured at 2:31PM, May 3, 2007
hahaha i like the way you drew her
Conned at 11:35AM, May 1, 2007
Maybe not heavy metal but what ever furturistic Rock they have in the future! Hmmm probably indie rock.
Conned at 11:34AM, May 1, 2007
I'm going to be the hippest Grandma around! minus the botox.. I'll be a biker...listen to heavy metal...and...have tonnes of tattoos! and I'll bake cookies.
kingofsnake at 7:37AM, May 1, 2007
What about future grandma's What are you going to be like when you're a grandma? are you going to be cute classic grandma? Or are you going to be a cybernetic space assassin?
Peipei at 10:54PM, April 30, 2007
yay :3 I like classic cute grandmas too ^^; hehe