PaulEberhardt at 9:00AM, March 9, 2024

Finally a company owner who took "my door is always open" literally - his untimely demise is almost a pity. ;) Or the security system still runs on Windows Vista.

Myk at 5:02AM, March 8, 2024

So, if the door was prevented from closing by a discarded shoe, and nobody looked to see that the door was only _*almost*_ closed, being involved in the moment, then who's to blame? The cop's got nothing and she knows it, but she's gonna keep on fishing.

plymayer at 1:25AM, March 8, 2024

Didn't want to miss the pizza delivery guy.

Othosmops at 12:33AM, March 8, 2024

Allen likes making out in public.