Get our your thinking caps for another edition of PWITM!
Okay, so… of course Zorphie gets coal in HIS stocking, but what does ol' Freddie Boy get? Ideas, anyone? This time I'll DRAW whatever you come up with!
Leave your entry (the script AND hat Fred's gift is) in your comments or PQ me, I'll be waiting! I Knooooowwww you guys want a cameo for Christmas! The winner will be announced Thursday, and the cameo will be posted NEXT Thursday. Tuesday is a Christmas Special, from Z0)
Owner: Looks like Santa brought gifts for you, too!
Zorphbert: Hmmm... a lump of coal. I can't think of a more worthless gift...
Fred: OOOOh! [i]Words of Wisdom[/i] by Britney and Jamie-Lynn Spears!
Owner: Okay, here you go boys! Let's see what Santa got you!
Z: I guess, all things considered, coal isn't the [i]worst[/i] thing I could've gotten...
F:A grooming gift certificate! ...Think they're trying to tell me something?
Owner: Were you two good boys this year? Let's see what Santa brought you!
Zorphbert: Hmm... It's either a rock from Mars... or a dried peach...
Fred: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Tetris!
Owner: Now Zophbert, don't be too disappointed if Santa left you a lump of coal. Remember there's always next year.
Z: Hm, all things considered, I think I got the better present this year.
F: Catnip?? Oh, joy!
oooo... lotsa good ones today! You guys always make it hard! Thank for playing! One more day to submit all of you shy readers.. c'mon, it's all in fun!
Okay, I'm gonna try.
Owner: Merry Christmas, you two.
Z: Wonderful. Earthen fire feces.
F: A Starbucks gift card! Sweet
Caramel Macchiato here I come!
From Off-Panel: Honey, if you think I'm wearing this collar, you're nuts.
Owner: Santa didn't forget you guys
Z: It appears that this "Santa" chose to leave fossilized remains of a prehistoric Earth lizard. How odd.
F: A big ol' jar of mayonnaise! How did the guy who wrote "Black Magic Woman" know it's what I wanted?
looks like Santa brought some gifts for you little fellas.
How did Santa get his hands on rare Gloobian Mungu #5?
Oh Boy! A Britney Spears Sqeaky Toy!!!!
I think fred should get a new kitty-tail sock.
Owner: "Here you go guys. Gifts for both of you."
Zorphbert: "Charcoal, huh? Guess someone wants me to cook?"
Fred: "Ahh! A brand new kitty-tail!"
Ersatz at 10:54AM, Dec. 21, 2007
Damn! Missed this one! I'm so rubbish!
Crispiest Fortune at 9:17PM, Dec. 19, 2007
Owner: Looks like Santa brought gifts for you, too! Zorphbert: Hmmm... a lump of coal. I can't think of a more worthless gift... Fred: OOOOh! [i]Words of Wisdom[/i] by Britney and Jamie-Lynn Spears!
Green_Tangerine at 11:33AM, Dec. 19, 2007
Owner: Okay, here you go boys! Let's see what Santa got you! Z: I guess, all things considered, coal isn't the [i]worst[/i] thing I could've gotten... F:A grooming gift certificate! ...Think they're trying to tell me something?
crocty at 9:14AM, Dec. 19, 2007
Whoops! Forgot to comment! Oh well, EVERYONE'S SUBMISSIONS ARE INFERIOR TO MINE! (Note - I meant superior)
Fitz at 8:17AM, Dec. 19, 2007
Owner: Were you two good boys this year? Let's see what Santa brought you! Zorphbert: Hmm... It's either a rock from Mars... or a dried peach... Fred: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Tetris!
Inidas at 9:40PM, Dec. 18, 2007
Owner: Now Zophbert, don't be too disappointed if Santa left you a lump of coal. Remember there's always next year. Z: Hm, all things considered, I think I got the better present this year. F: Catnip?? Oh, joy!
dgriff13 at 8:50PM, Dec. 18, 2007
oooo... lotsa good ones today! You guys always make it hard! Thank for playing! One more day to submit all of you shy readers.. c'mon, it's all in fun!
man in black at 6:23PM, Dec. 18, 2007
sorry all i can think of is a nine socks pinned together 4 fred's gift
Brock at 1:42PM, Dec. 18, 2007
Okay, I'm gonna try. Owner: Merry Christmas, you two. Z: Wonderful. Earthen fire feces. F: A Starbucks gift card! Sweet Caramel Macchiato here I come! From Off-Panel: Honey, if you think I'm wearing this collar, you're nuts.
JZintel at 11:24AM, Dec. 18, 2007
Owner: Santa didn't forget you guys Z: It appears that this "Santa" chose to leave fossilized remains of a prehistoric Earth lizard. How odd. F: A big ol' jar of mayonnaise! How did the guy who wrote "Black Magic Woman" know it's what I wanted?
dantheman at 10:18AM, Dec. 18, 2007
Owner: Merry Christmas guys. Z: A lump of coal...you shouldn't have. F: Hey, I got a lump of coal too. Freakin' sweet! Wanna trade?
antcomics at 8:10AM, Dec. 18, 2007
I got nuttin'. Jurbas's will be hard to beat, as will Midge's...:)
TheMidge28 at 4:25AM, Dec. 18, 2007
looks like Santa brought some gifts for you little fellas. How did Santa get his hands on rare Gloobian Mungu #5? Oh Boy! A Britney Spears Sqeaky Toy!!!!
jurbas at 12:53AM, Dec. 18, 2007
Let's see what Santa gave you! Hmm is this a good gift on Earth? (Holding Magic 8 ball) All signs point to 'no'
Priest_Revan at 12:31AM, Dec. 18, 2007
I think fred should get a new kitty-tail sock. Owner: "Here you go guys. Gifts for both of you." Zorphbert: "Charcoal, huh? Guess someone wants me to cook?" Fred: "Ahh! A brand new kitty-tail!"
Brock at 10:25PM, Dec. 17, 2007
This is gonna be a great one, Dawn. Don't have an entry just yet (and I might not), but this is a good one. Nice work!