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member since February 02, 2007


Hello all! I am the writer/artist behind Zorphbert and Fred, a webcomic about 2 aliens, disguised as dogs, here to study human life. I started off here on drunkduck, but have since created an official site. You can dive into an archive of 250 strips-plus-more here on the duck (look to your right–..), but if you want the NEW stuff, you can find ZF at:

Leftovers and Not So Wild Life are past projects of mine. Browse through to see some earlier work! (Some of it is pretty bad, forgive me!)

Some more info:
If you care to know, I work as a graphic designer for a snack foods company and live in Havertown, PA with my guy, Rick. And my adopted doggie ;0) More random facts:

- Im originally from Cleveland, OH and Im a die-hard Cleveland sports fan. Apparently I like misery. Oh well… GO CAVS!

- Scrat from Ice Age, the TV show Whose Line is it Anyway?, and The Christmas Story never fail to make me laugh until I cry.

- Ive been a big Smashing Pumpkins fan for 13 years, and Im not embarrassed to admit it!

- If you offer me ice cream, Ill do damn near anything. Within reason, you perverts ;0)

Hope you get a kick out of ZF!

Comics By dgriff13

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This is a small collection of comics that I illustrated for a writer friend. It's the basic office-Dilbert strip, but instead the main characters are different random animals. Aimed towards the 20-something crowd who really don't care for their jobs.
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  • last: July 6 2011 |
RETIRED: 2006. Roommate insanity. 4 college grads getting by on mac n' cheese, ramen noodles & cheap beer. This was my "baby" for almost 12 years, I finally retired it after 8 sets of rejection letters from syndicates. R.I.P.
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For all other Z&F goodness that simply must be posted!
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2 Aliens. Disguised as dogs. Here to study human life. Hilarity ensues. Updates Mon-Wed-Fri. Check back for monthly fill-in-the-bubble CONTESTS, too.

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2 Aliens. Disguised as dogs. Here to study human life. Hilarity ensues. Updates Mon-Wed-Fri. Check back for monthly fill-in-the-bubble CONTESTS, too.


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subcultured at 4:13PM, June 10, 2009

clevland rocks!

hcnoel at 4:39PM, Aug. 23, 2008

Thanks for always supporting my comic Mr. Scootles and a thousand thank you's in advance for ordering the book :)

LanceDanger at 9:10PM, Aug. 16, 2008

Hi there, happy belated b-day to you too! Yeah, I guess 79'ers is a way to put it, or Leos, I dunno XD

argonsassistant at 3:23PM, July 31, 2008

Thanks for the add my friend,see ya in cyber!!

royduncan100 at 4:50PM, July 30, 2008

Thanks for the add,one thing we have in common is that we have platypus characters,yep gotta luv those stange little creatures!

CriminalMacabre at 12:33PM, July 28, 2008

Gasp! someone wants to be my fwend! T_T I cry tears of joy

sloo at 2:36PM, June 17, 2008

Glad to make your digital acquaintance!

soulcelshade at 2:46PM, June 16, 2008


Crispiest Fortune at 4:33PM, June 8, 2008

Thanks for the avatar love! Sorry I changed it (again!) before I read your comment!

charlando at 12:05PM, April 2, 2008

Glad you dig Grandpa--thanks for the support!

GTLB at 9:32PM, Jan. 16, 2008

Hey, just wanted to say I hope to see your comic in syndication someday soon. I'm sure it will happen for you. Also, what do you think of the latest Smashing Pumpkins album?

hcnoel at 8:31AM, Dec. 28, 2007

I love the Mr. Scootles remix! It's wonderful.

crocty at 2:34AM, Dec. 25, 2007

Oh well now I feel guilty! I didn't get YOU a lovely picture calling YOU a weird human. Oh weelll! Happy Holidays!

Priest_Revan at 10:42PM, Dec. 24, 2007

Well, merry Christmas to you too.

lapaix at 8:57PM, Dec. 1, 2007

Thank you for the add

Janen at 8:50PM, Nov. 21, 2007

Thanks for the add. Tell Z&F I said hi.

maritalbliss at 2:48PM, Oct. 25, 2007


crocty at 7:37AM, Oct. 1, 2007

Thanks for the add, I love Zorphbert and Fred :)

Villamar at 10:59AM, Sept. 17, 2007

Oh and thanks for the comment love. I love Fred too!

Villamar at 10:58AM, Sept. 17, 2007

I say we get a petition started and send it to all the syndication corporations. Syndicate Zorphbert and Fred!

Ersatz at 6:01AM, Aug. 26, 2007

Ooooooooh! What's this 'Not So Wild Life' comic that as yet has no pages?

Ersatz at 11:32AM, Aug. 12, 2007

Mmmmmmmm! Scarborough seaside ice cream, just for Dawn! Ice Cream.jpg

silent_but_eggy at 8:20PM, Aug. 8, 2007

i'm loving the leftovers!

Gibbo at 12:30PM, Aug. 3, 2007

"Who's Line is it Anyway?"... great choice, legendary stuff! Thanks fer the kind comments c:

linda x at 8:29PM, June 28, 2007

dgriff13 is a sweetie! She's the first person to welcome me to DD! Thanks!

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