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member since February 02, 2007


Ive been inactive on DD for squite some time as Ive been writing a collection of short stories with some humorous poetry.

Its called The Unitary Authority of Ersatz and its a 7.99 paperback available worldwide from my website:

as well as from Waterstones and Amazon in the UK.

To get a feel for the stories please check out my website. And if you buy a copy from there through PayPal, theres the option for me to include a message inside! :)

All the best to all you comic peeps! :D


EDIT: Ive just uploaded all the old 2007 strips. Awwww, nostalgia.

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Remember these guys from 2007? They certainly remember you!

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ketenol at 10:20PM, Dec. 31, 2007


harryq at 12:10PM, Dec. 29, 2007

I can't believe I never commented here! Ersatz is a GOD and Kip and Wigwam make my flannel penguin boxers all warm and creamy, like tapioca that was left out all night. Thank you for your kind attention. Carry on.

ketenol at 9:15PM, Nov. 24, 2007

I am prepared to do 11 comics in 1 day to prevent you from getting to the 100 page mark before me.

ketenol at 11:36AM, Nov. 11, 2007

I killed a guy once, but he didn't mind.

bouncybricks at 3:45PM, Oct. 21, 2007

Hye, thanks for the comment. can't say i've ever seen or thrown a brick at someone head...but all the same it would be funny. THANKS AGAIN!

crocty at 9:58AM, Oct. 13, 2007

Judging by the comment you left on my profile. And all the people I know. I'd say that EVERY British person is insane. And that's why we make awesome comics! YAY!

crocty at 9:46AM, Oct. 13, 2007

Thanks for the add. Sir Wigwam, Best name for a comic character. EVER!

F_Allen at 8:55AM, Oct. 6, 2007

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ketenol at 7:22AM, Oct. 1, 2007


ketenol at 7:20AM, Oct. 1, 2007


roastytoasty at 1:37AM, Sept. 24, 2007

Thanks for the consistency of your comments, mister...You've updated as much as I have so I should also say congratulations on your 50th comment and beyond - Ps: it ain't yoghurt if it ain't spelled's just dirty milk with fake name!

ketenol at 9:49PM, Aug. 27, 2007


ketenol at 10:21AM, Aug. 12, 2007

A wonderful, inspiring story of two giant monsters in love! You simply must write more!

Conned at 5:45AM, Aug. 11, 2007

Hahahaha your avatar is amazing!

Zheror at 10:35AM, July 25, 2007

Have anything to go with penis?

Zheror at 10:19AM, July 25, 2007


th3rdworld at 8:26PM, June 30, 2007

Thanks so much for posting on Eskimo Dave man, really glad you dug it. I'm currently working on writing the next arc so that we can get the art going. Should be fun.

ketenol at 6:00PM, June 30, 2007

I need more comics.

Tim the Enchanter at 12:49AM, June 21, 2007


Mbz0rz at 12:13PM, June 15, 2007

Heyo! Sorry, I didn't realize I had to add you or something first...I got all these messages and I thought people were added as friends automatically. =P

JoshtheMagnificent at 6:37PM, June 13, 2007

Howdy howdy ersats :) . Your my first friend :) . I like your comic creationsa lot. They are all fav'd!

man in black at 9:34PM, May 19, 2007

your welcome

Marushi at 4:44AM, May 17, 2007

Ghehe..Thank you so much ^^ Yeah I love to play those games on my work haha :P Well…Have a nice day! ^^

amv_jester at 9:00PM, May 6, 2007

Ersatz, stay away from the women in my watching you :P

amv_jester at 8:10PM, May 1, 2007

*hands award for first comment on my profile :P *

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