Step right up and take a stab at it folks! It's PWITM time again!
We all remember having that cute little diseased class pet back in grade/middle school. Here, the Weird Kid introduces the class hamster to Z&F. So, why does Zorphbert freak over a hamster? Come up with a good script for this sketched comic and you could WIN A CAMEO by yours truly. Just leave it in your comment or PQ me if you wish. Deadline: Tuesday 8pm EST. The winner is announced Wednesday, and the cameo will be unveiled Friday!
And, I wanna hear some good hamster names, too!
Dantheman and slimredninja, you guys won last time so you're not eligible until next time around. But feel free to play if you want!
WK- This is our class hamster "lucky#3" the first two didn't make it! wanna hold him"
Z- hamster, no DON'T LET HIM DANCE! DON'T LET HIM DANCE!
F- don't mind him little fella, he just gets flashbacks from when he first discovered the internet!
not as good as other, but i could not pas up the chance to reference hamsterdance
(starts singing) "bida dee da dee da doe doe...
Weird Kid: This is our gerbil, he was a gift from Richard Gere, wanna hold him Fred?
Zorphbert: Put it down, put it down! I've heard of this Richard Gere and I know what he does with those!
Fred: Awww, when you said Richard Gere, he got the cutest little look on his face!
Weird Kid: Hey Hamlet, I've got some friends I want to introduce to you.
Zorphie: D-d-don't Fred! I've heard bad things about those critters. They're considered rabid!
Fred: Chill out, Zorphie. His cute little eyes are bulging and he's showing his teeth for me!
Kid: Hey, check it out! It's the class hamster.
Z: Class Hamster? Bumbling sidekick to University Mills, Space Adventurer? He killed my parents!
F: Zorphie, I don't think THIS little guy could even pilot a spacecraft, much less accidentally trip the switch on a Matter Invert-a-Ray.
Weird Kid: Hey guys, have you ever seen one of these before?
Zorphbert: Ahh! Get that thing away from me!
Fred: No Zorphbert, you have it all wrong. Richard Gere used a Gerbil!
Weird Kid:Guys I want you to meet my class pet hamster, "Whiskers". We call him "Whiskers" because he's curious like a cat.
Zorphbert: Oh No Fred! Don't look into its eyes! You know what happened last time on Beta 5 with that Mongorlian Tube Rat! Look Away!
(insert hearts for pupils on Zorphbert)
Zorphbert: Oh I remember! lets see how curious you are, Whiskers!
Weird Kid: Here's our little Bueller Hamster named Ferris
Zorphbert: Don't touch it it looks like the horrible blood thirsty Fassers of planet Bransky 3.
Fred: I think it's cute
Weird Kid: And here we have our class pet... "Patches", the hamster.
Zorphbert: Get that dirty Cricetinae away from me!
Fred: Don't you mind Zorphbert, Patches. His uncle had an unfortunate "accident" with a gerbil.
ghostrunner at 9:59PM, March 10, 2008
and over here we have a hamster! no weve gotten reports that the crawl up you butt when your asleep! probably just wants to get warm ooo hes furry!
heymelby at 9:17PM, March 10, 2008
WK- This is our class hamster "lucky#3" the first two didn't make it! wanna hold him" Z- hamster, no DON'T LET HIM DANCE! DON'T LET HIM DANCE! F- don't mind him little fella, he just gets flashbacks from when he first discovered the internet! not as good as other, but i could not pas up the chance to reference hamsterdance (starts singing) "bida dee da dee da doe doe...
ToonmanAZ at 4:36PM, March 10, 2008
Weird Kid: This is our gerbil, he was a gift from Richard Gere, wanna hold him Fred? Zorphbert: Put it down, put it down! I've heard of this Richard Gere and I know what he does with those! Fred: Awww, when you said Richard Gere, he got the cutest little look on his face!
man in black at 3:59PM, March 10, 2008
damn can;t think of anything
dgriff13 at 2:43PM, March 10, 2008
good ones so far guys! C'mon harry & pinkerton, show your stuff!!! Welcome, oh bonnie! That's one fine burger ya got there. Thanks for playin'!
oh bonnie at 2:31PM, March 10, 2008
Weird Kid: Hey Hamlet, I've got some friends I want to introduce to you. Zorphie: D-d-don't Fred! I've heard bad things about those critters. They're considered rabid! Fred: Chill out, Zorphie. His cute little eyes are bulging and he's showing his teeth for me!
Brock at 1:22PM, March 10, 2008
Kid: Hey, check it out! It's the class hamster. Z: Class Hamster? Bumbling sidekick to University Mills, Space Adventurer? He killed my parents! F: Zorphie, I don't think THIS little guy could even pilot a spacecraft, much less accidentally trip the switch on a Matter Invert-a-Ray.
GTLB at 1:22PM, March 10, 2008
Weird Kid: Hey guys, have you ever seen one of these before? Zorphbert: Ahh! Get that thing away from me! Fred: No Zorphbert, you have it all wrong. Richard Gere used a Gerbil!
crocty at 10:53AM, March 10, 2008
Weird kid: Look, it's a hamster. Zorphie: It is indeed a hamster. Fred: Hey look, a hamster! (I can't think of anything...)
TheMidge28 at 10:33AM, March 10, 2008
Weird Kid:Guys I want you to meet my class pet hamster, "Whiskers". We call him "Whiskers" because he's curious like a cat. Zorphbert: Oh No Fred! Don't look into its eyes! You know what happened last time on Beta 5 with that Mongorlian Tube Rat! Look Away! (insert hearts for pupils on Zorphbert) Zorphbert: Oh I remember! lets see how curious you are, Whiskers!
jurbas at 1:16AM, March 10, 2008
Weird Kid: Here's our little Bueller Hamster named Ferris Zorphbert: Don't touch it it looks like the horrible blood thirsty Fassers of planet Bransky 3. Fred: I think it's cute
Crispiest Fortune at 10:40PM, March 9, 2008
Weird Kid: And here we have our class pet... "Patches", the hamster. Zorphbert: Get that dirty Cricetinae away from me! Fred: Don't you mind Zorphbert, Patches. His uncle had an unfortunate "accident" with a gerbil.