With the whirlwind of the elections and politics and the bailout, it's the perfect time to make fun of all of it all with a fresh PWITM Contest, no? C'mon, everyone has a political comedy writer buried inside them somewhere. Use Z&F to express yourself! That's all I ever do.
As I'm writing this, yet another political commercial is on my television. AUGH!
So, let's go Z&F readers, hit me with your best shot. What important issues does the Weird Kid Moderator ask Fred Obama and Zorphie McCain about? Leave your suggestion in your comments or PQ me. You have until 8pm on Tuesday night (EST) and I'll post the winner's script on Wed. Friday I'll unveil the infamous cameo, which could have YOUR characters starring in Z&F's next adventure. No way? YES way!
Last winner is ineligible, although always encouraged to play anyway.
moderator:"okay, gentlemen, or economy is collapsing and the american people are losing faith...this can mean only one thing, the zombie apocalypse! what do you plan to ease this chaos?"
FO:"i propose change from the usual flesh eating. every person will be given a shot gun, 10 rounds, and a mad max mobile styled car to combat the wicked denizens of the wastelands."
ZM:"zombies!? just because i am a chalk faced flesh eating ghoul does not mean i am a zombie!! mr. obama was seen riding shotgun in mr. The Humungus' ride! what does that say? i want braiiins."
Weird kid: Gentlemen you will have the standard 5 minutes to answer my questions and 2 minutes for a rebuttal.
Fredbama: 5 minutes? This is a perfect example of why we need change we will take 7 minutes to answer questions and 3 minutes for rebuttals and I need extra time for the rebuttals of the rebuttals.
Zocain: First he wants more time then he wants more taxes. Would my good buddy and fellow maverick Joe the plumber ask for more time to fix your sink?
heck let me give it a shot
so if you had to pick one word to sum up your opponent's presidental actions what would they be
"moldy"
"moldy?! why i remember back in the day..."
Weird kid: Opening statements, gentlemen?
F: My opponent wants you to believe that he's not Ggaraftsr, from the quarkstar moon of Frapbleet...
Z: I'm not Ggaraftsr! If you wanted to run against him, you should have done it 4 light years ago! You young punk!
Ha!!!!
(^U^) To tell you the truth, I'm glad that I am ineligible... this one will bring a lot of entries being Halloween and election season...
so, many that I would not win!!!
but, I'm so looking forward to reading the entries!!
dgriff13 at 2:45PM, Oct. 21, 2008
Let me help out with some ideas: -illegal aliens/immigration? -Joe the Plumber? -Sarah on SNL?
jgib99 at 9:54AM, Oct. 21, 2008
Dammit!! I'm drawing a blank here. Hopefully I can think of something later in the day.
dgriff13 at 5:30AM, Oct. 21, 2008
yayyyy! some great entries so far. Thanks!
json at 12:02AM, Oct. 21, 2008
moderator:"okay, gentlemen, or economy is collapsing and the american people are losing faith...this can mean only one thing, the zombie apocalypse! what do you plan to ease this chaos?" FO:"i propose change from the usual flesh eating. every person will be given a shot gun, 10 rounds, and a mad max mobile styled car to combat the wicked denizens of the wastelands." ZM:"zombies!? just because i am a chalk faced flesh eating ghoul does not mean i am a zombie!! mr. obama was seen riding shotgun in mr. The Humungus' ride! what does that say? i want braiiins."
slimredninja at 10:28PM, Oct. 20, 2008
Weird kid: Gentlemen you will have the standard 5 minutes to answer my questions and 2 minutes for a rebuttal. Fredbama: 5 minutes? This is a perfect example of why we need change we will take 7 minutes to answer questions and 3 minutes for rebuttals and I need extra time for the rebuttals of the rebuttals. Zocain: First he wants more time then he wants more taxes. Would my good buddy and fellow maverick Joe the plumber ask for more time to fix your sink?
ghostrunner at 9:06PM, Oct. 20, 2008
heck let me give it a shot so if you had to pick one word to sum up your opponent's presidental actions what would they be "moldy" "moldy?! why i remember back in the day..."
ghostrunner at 9:02PM, Oct. 20, 2008
no idea. you always seem to catch me flat footed, dawn
reconjsh at 4:37PM, Oct. 20, 2008
ur bias doesn't show or anything... =/ words!
StewWriter at 1:29PM, Oct. 20, 2008
Nice. Now what... hmm. I'll have to think on it.
SpANG at 10:46AM, Oct. 20, 2008
Weird kid: Opening statements, gentlemen? F: My opponent wants you to believe that he's not Ggaraftsr, from the quarkstar moon of Frapbleet... Z: I'm not Ggaraftsr! If you wanted to run against him, you should have done it 4 light years ago! You young punk!
SpANG at 10:39AM, Oct. 20, 2008
It's unrealistic. Zorhbert actually has the ability to look Fred in the eye. :P
carrollhach at 8:55AM, Oct. 20, 2008
good!
antcomics at 8:33AM, Oct. 20, 2008
I never have anything. Looking forward to seeing who wins though!
dgriff13 at 5:36AM, Oct. 20, 2008
I fixed the transparency issue.. whoops. C'mon peeps, let's see whatcha got!
harryq at 3:57AM, Oct. 20, 2008
Oh my... this should get ugly real quick!
n_y_japlander at 11:02PM, Oct. 19, 2008
Ha!!!! (^U^) To tell you the truth, I'm glad that I am ineligible... this one will bring a lot of entries being Halloween and election season... so, many that I would not win!!! but, I'm so looking forward to reading the entries!!