Zorphbert and Fred

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PWITM Contest 15: sketch

dgriff13 on Jan. 28, 2009

This is the FINAL PWITM Contest guys, so make it worth it!

The usual drill: do your best to “fill in the bubbles” with your own joke(s). Either leave your entry in your comment, or PQ me with your idea! Only for drunkduck members, and this one is drunk duck themed! yessss!

If you have a better idea that needs to move the bubbles around to work, feel free. These sketches are only my initial suggestion.
Just list the speakers in order of how you want the dialog read.

The winner will be chosen next Monday evening, and the final piece posted TUESDAY! Then, the winner will receive a cameo guest strip on THURSDAY, their characters mixed in with the next Z0)
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EDIT: 3-2-09

I have decided to give everyone ONE MORE DAY, I hope to get some more entries for this final contest. The new schedule is: Winner announced on Wednesday and the cameo prize will be posted FRIDAY!

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dgriff13 at 1:37PM, Feb. 3, 2009

awesome, thank you slimredninja.. I appreciate you playing!

slimredninja at 12:16PM, Feb. 3, 2009

Zorph: Where did you get that beer and who is this foul fowl? Fred: My new friend brought a *hic* case! Get this according to him there are millions of people out there on this thing called the *hic* internet observing us. Drunkduck: Don't forget to tell him *hic* how you traded your merchandising rights for that hat.

royduncan100 at 2:40AM, Jan. 31, 2009

hey, where do we send fan art to?

royduncan100 at 2:35AM, Jan. 31, 2009

ZORP: fred! by the moons of uranus! what is going on here!!! FRED: i am.. hic... doing research on ...burp!...human mating rituals with this female. DDUCK:wait a minute! i thought you were the bitch!!! grandma duncan always said "stick to the dick and fart jokes."

dgriff13 at 2:22PM, Jan. 30, 2009

crocty: that's okay, I like it just fine! I'm psyched you entered! Thank you!

crocty at 12:07PM, Jan. 30, 2009

:( I can only think of something lame. But, it's the last one, so I might as well post it anyway. Z:And just how do you think the humans will react to this? F:Relax, Zorphie! Ducky here's gonna pay for it all before they realise. Duck:Oh yeah hey, about that...I kinda left my wallet in my other pants... :D

Crispiest Fortune at 9:23AM, Jan. 30, 2009

or.... if they were drinking from a keg instead, you could keep Zorphbert's balloon the same as my earlier one and change the rest of the conversation like so... Fred: Can I draw you a beer, my friend? Duck: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

man in black at 5:45PM, Jan. 29, 2009

drawing a blank here

dgriff13 at 3:17PM, Jan. 29, 2009

coyote: because I'm not getting as many entries as I used to, honestly. Dunno why.... oh well! Thanks for the gems so far guys!

Coyotejeff at 2:34PM, Jan. 29, 2009

I'm curious. Why is this the last one?

carrollhach at 8:10AM, Jan. 29, 2009

I am sensing a "dog years" kind of joke here.

harryq at 10:32PM, Jan. 28, 2009

zorphy:What the... Fred: Since we're on Drunk Duck I thought it would be appropriate to get the duck drunk! duck: do you have webbed feet/ No! I'll handle the wise quacks!

Crispiest Fortune at 10:17PM, Jan. 28, 2009

Zorphbert: Just when I thought I seen it all... Fred: How's a beer sound, friend? Duck: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

ghostrunner at 10:08PM, Jan. 28, 2009

to be honest fred, i dont think much of your new friend come on! this is howard the duck he's famous!! do the line again! aflack!!!