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Cthulhu
at 5:37PM, July 7, 2007
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TrueNamu
at 5:39PM, July 7, 2007
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.

drunkduck.com/Des

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Cthulhu
at 5:45PM, July 7, 2007
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TrueNamu
at 5:46PM, July 7, 2007
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.

drunkduck.com/Des

drunkduck.com/Des
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Cthulhu
at 5:49PM, July 7, 2007
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TrueNamu
at 5:50PM, July 7, 2007
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.

drunkduck.com/Des

drunkduck.com/Des
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Cthulhu
at 6:01PM, July 7, 2007
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TrueNamu
at 6:04PM, July 7, 2007
Eh,maybe I was just gonna draw another crappy page on my comic
Gonna have funzizzle?
Gonna have funzizzle?
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.

drunkduck.com/Des

drunkduck.com/Des
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Cthulhu
at 6:06PM, July 7, 2007
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TrueNamu
at 6:07PM, July 7, 2007
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.

drunkduck.com/Des

drunkduck.com/Des
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fern
at 9:25PM, July 7, 2007
No! Come back Cth'… without you, I'm nothing.
Now who will comfort me?
Now who will comfort me?
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Cthulhu
at 5:25AM, July 8, 2007
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ZeroVX
at 5:34AM, July 8, 2007
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Cthulhu
at 5:38AM, July 8, 2007
Because I insult God every day, and when he is depressed, the sky is as blue as him.
What are you guys going to do without me for the next 4 hours?
What are you guys going to do without me for the next 4 hours?
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ZeroVX
at 5:39AM, July 8, 2007
Well, I have to do volunteer work at the SPCA. I don't know about the rest of you though.
What will the rest of you do?
What will the rest of you do?
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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fern
at 11:51AM, July 8, 2007
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Cthulhu
at 12:35PM, July 8, 2007
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fern
at 1:03PM, July 8, 2007
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Cthulhu
at 1:18PM, July 8, 2007
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fern
at 1:25PM, July 8, 2007
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Cthulhu
at 1:32PM, July 8, 2007
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fern
at 1:35PM, July 8, 2007
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Cthulhu
at 1:42PM, July 8, 2007
No.
How come you can't tell that by now, I'm just messing with you?
How come you can't tell that by now, I'm just messing with you?
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fern
at 1:47PM, July 8, 2007
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Cthulhu
at 1:53PM, July 8, 2007
No, Pizza Town, and Pizza Planet are real.
Is there such thing as Pizza Civilization?
Is there such thing as Pizza Civilization?
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fern
at 1:56PM, July 8, 2007
The world may never know… Unless we Google it.
Why am I too lazy?
Why am I too lazy?
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Cthulhu
at 1:58PM, July 8, 2007
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fern
at 1:59PM, July 8, 2007
Nah, but I've heard of it. Not a big pizza fan, but I do like Dominos.
What YOUR favorite pizza? Toppings I mean.
What YOUR favorite pizza? Toppings I mean.
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Cthulhu
at 2:01PM, July 8, 2007
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fern
at 2:10PM, July 8, 2007
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