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PIT_FACE
im also cooler then lba.i mean lba's allright but…..c'mmooonnnnn…..

Wait.. What? I missed something you're referring to.



Oh… I found it. That is awesomely hilarious. I don't even know what to say. Thank you skool.

All hail the fishy-bearing glory!

Red Slayer
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waaaaaaaaaaat?

there's a facebook group for cwen's quest, charby,and drunk duck?

thats like 3 kicks into the face at once

I like munkees and custom titles.

skoolmunkee

LIZARD_B1TE
Oh, Mighty Skoolmunkee, I humbly request with all my… my…

ah screw it. Can I be Commander of the Divine Legions?

Yes because that song makes everything better.

Commander of the Divine Legions
- 5 Favors
- can command legions, when we've got some
- Personal drummerboy
- ability to create new and interesting forms of torture and use them on other people
- 2 cat-catapults with unlimited cat-shot
- Spray can of athlete's foot
- Shiny, shiny armor

I humbly thank you, oh Great One. I just have a few questions:

I get a personal drummer boy!? Does he rock out? Can I use him to pick up chicks? And, perhaps most importantly, will the beating of his drum signify the end of the world?

Oh great and powerful fish maker, I give you a laser kitty to guard your treasure of soft chocky chip cookies for when you are not around.

Holy Munkee! We praise thee!!!!!!

I want to use one of my 10 favours.
-I want to be able to levitate, so that I may soar free of the bounds of gravity, high into the air!
And also that I may glide over the heads of the unbelievers and hurl foul noisome objects at the heads. >:1

Welcome to my temple lefarce! I see yours isn't doing so well… you don't have prize giveaways like I do, maybe that would help? :]

Also to those hoping to make offerings, kittens and adorable animals are accepted, but will not get you anything in return. My Favorite says that isn't fair and I always think he is right. So, only he can give me adorable animals and get stuff in return.

Speaking of My Favorite- he gave me a hilarious video of kittens so I should give him another gift! I WANT PIE! I WANT BEEF JERKY! So how about…
- 1 ‘Price is Right’ style Backyard prize package consisting of: 1 patio furniture set with parasol, 1 gas grill (propane included), sundry picnic gear, 100 pounds of meat, 2 cartons of beer, 1 freezer chest, 1 mower-edger-weedwhacker set, 1 garden shed, 2 new mountain bikes and A NEW CARRRRRRR

MagickLorelai
I've thought of a favor, however; Could you, in your infinite wisdom, make me the Minister of the Zombie Apocalypse? (After all, it IS inevitable.)

I accept your fantastic praying cat but can't give you anything in return! However since you still had a favor to use up let's do that shall we?

Minister of the Zombie Apocalypse
- 5 favors
- Stealth Mode
- 1 4x4 SUV stocked with zombie-appropriate arsenal, 1 ham radio, extensive first aid kit, and rations for 1 month
- Power of Head Explodey, which can be used 2x per day (on zombies and non-zombies also)
- Enhanced personality and organization skills, in order to bring people together under chaos
- weakness to chattery teeth, dentists, and anything involving biting

Aurora Moon
Oh Goddess, I want to be a sexy nun with a pvc-themed habit. Just like this:

(Again, can't give in return for kittens, but you had a favor to use up anyway)

Sexy PVC Nun
- 5 favors
- doesn't sweat
- carton of baby powder
- Unlimited stockings
- Has 2 mighty magic powers of your choice (but no changing once decided) (granted for life)
- Each day, can choose 1 person to be your Novice (ie underling) for that day. They have to do what you say.
- weakness to High Priest and Minister of Sleaze's advances

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That doesn't seem to go anywhere. :[ Also I…. I can't do custom titles…. only the world-creator Volte could do that and he hit the road for other worlds. :[ I'm sorry!

LIZARD_B1TE
I get a personal drummer boy!? Does he rock out? Can I use him to pick up chicks? And, perhaps most importantly, will the beating of his drum signify the end of the world?

He'll do whatever you want him to do, that's why he's your personal drummer boy and not just any old drummer boy. :]

Pineapple
Oh great and powerful fish maker, I give you a laser kitty to guard your treasure of soft chocky chip cookies for when you are not around.

Thanks! Kittiesssss :kitty:

ozoneocean
I want to use one of my 10 favours.
-I want to be able to levitate, so that I may soar free of the bounds of gravity, high into the air!
And also that I may glide over the heads of the unbelievers and hurl foul noisome objects at the heads. >:1

You got it! Fly around with your fancy uniform and scare the pants off people! (Be sure not to lose your hat though, you're responsible for it.)

Oh great Munkee the Fish-Maker of the fertile planes of Duckerus, I ask but one favour of thee; please make me a Divine Ghostbuster!

Lately my tablet has been oozing ectoplasm and no amount of washing up liquid can fix it. If thine holiest of holies may bestow upon me the power to exorcise this vengeful spirit and rid my tablet of its vile stickliness I shall be your loyal servant until the end of days!

And give you some of this lemon cheesecake I made out of cottage cheese 1 week past its sell-by date.

PIT_FACE

Welcome Lady Gaga, I take it this means you no longer want to sit with lefarce on his “thrown”? (That's ok if you still do, I'm generous here.)

Let's see, the only nun's we've got are Sexy PVC Nuns like Aurora Moon, so you can be one of those!

da_kasha
Oh great Munkee the Fish-Maker of the fertile planes of Duckerus, I ask but one favour of thee; please make me a Divine Ghostbuster!

Divine Ghostbuster
- 5 favors
- Power to Bust Ghosts
- enhanced powers of parapsychology and ghost/undead persuasion
- Ability to exorcise 1 demon per day
- 1 ghost containment unit NOT connected to the city's power grid; 1 proton pack; 1 brown jumpsuit; 3 ghost traps; 1 converted retro ambulance
- Invulnerable to slime
- Unlimited towels
- weakness to marshmallows and women clothed in bubbles

And give you some of this lemon cheesecake I made out of cottage cheese 1 week past its sell-by date.

Why would I want that? Go make me some spaghetti! however, thanks to you I've decided what movie to watch tonight while I draw.

Almighty and Most Divine Fish Creator of the Duck that is Drunk, Holder of Increasingly Elaborate and Nonsensical Titles and Smiter of Heretics and Other Bad Types, I ask thee to grant me the position of Captain of the Guard, so that I may shout, and glare, and boss people around whilst not actually possessing any real power or responsibilities, thus allowing me to sleep in or disappear for weeks on end with no real consequences.

My humble offering is this picture of a hilarious old lady that I found while trying to find what I originally going to offer you. It's better because the original picture is actually more creepy than funny.

Custard Trout
Almighty and Most Divine…

That old gal looks like she knows how to live life!

Captain of the Guard
- 5 favors
- can shout, glare, and boss people around
- no real powers or responsibilities
- 1 comfy bed
- 1 calendar
- 1 captain's hat of choice from any region, era, or videogame

Flying High Ozpriest


Sexy PVC Nun Aurora loves her job


da_kasha da ghostbustah (not many female ghostbuster pics you know)

BTW since you are a Ghostbuster, maybe you want to know that lefarce apparently looks a lot like Vigo the Carpethian.

skoolmunkee
Flying High Ozpriest

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! ^____^

skoolmunkee
Sexy PVC Nun Aurora loves her job

Hey baby, wanna hang out ^^

Sure, babe. just let me get my riding crop in case there's naughty boys around who need to be punished… :p

oh muchos thankos great,amazing munkee! i am blessed!
i thank you by erecting these two …..cat videos….
fat cat

and baby bunnies with….cat……..haveaniceday!

and a really kick ass Artillery video.

As Commander of the Divine Legions, I wish to use one of my favors for totally god-modding mary-sue-esque fighting abilities.

skoolmunkee

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That doesn't seem to go anywhere. :[ Also I…. I can't do custom titles…. only the world-creator Volte could do that and he hit the road for other worlds. :[ I'm sorry!

Damn.

Can i get a hug?

Feature my comic on the front page and I shall renounce all other God(esses).

http://www.drunkduck.com/Berserk_Final

Someone
That doesn't seem to go anywhere. :[ Also I…. I can't do custom titles…. only the world-creator Volte could do that and he hit the road for other worlds. :[ I'm sorry!

wait a second, is he dead?!

skoolmunkee

PIT_FACE

Welcome Lady Gaga, I take it this means you no longer want to sit with lefarce on his “thrown”? (That's ok if you still do, I'm generous here.)

Let's see, the only nun's we've got are Sexy PVC Nuns like Aurora Moon, so you can be one of those!

oh yeah, and Lady Gaga says “ohhhhhhh okay!”

Oh great Munkee, I humbly wish that I may have the honour of being the keeper of the church dungeon so that vile heretics that worship false moderato- Gods may be imprisoned and tortured with psychological warfare (such as calling them names like “unfabulous” and “funny-pants”). Amen.

My offering is this giraffe.

skoolmunkee
Captain of the Guard
- 5 favors
- can shout, glare, and boss people around
- no real powers or responsibilities
- 1 comfy bed
- 1 calendar
- 1 captain's hat of choice from any region, era, or videogame

I shall begin my duties immediately!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsnerkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh, glorious Skoolmunkee, Your lowliest of servants crawls to You today, having swam the entire length of the Atlantic, to request the honor of being sacrificed to a volcano in Your name.
My tithe to You is a testament to Your superiority and spelling ability over other churches (and, in particular, a church down the street from me):

amanda
Oh, glorious Skoolmunkee, Your lowliest of servants crawls to You today, having swam the entire length of the Atlantic, to request the honor of being sacrificed to a volcano in Your name.
My tithe to You is a testament to Your superiority and spelling ability over other churches (and, in particular, a church down the street from me):

*indicates a spot a raises his mace of +10 preach in a manner similar to a golf club* I think I can get you into a volcano from here.

An offering huh? Alright. I can provide you with this piece of shoelace, blue tag, paperclip, and candy tin foil which, once assembled, forms the ultimate multi-tool.



MacGyver's phone number is on the other side of the note.

LIZARD_B1TE
As Commander of the Divine Legions, I wish to use one of my favors for totally god-modding mary-sue-esque fighting abilities.

Now you're talking! Funny how you want FF8 powers with a FF9 guy :]

LIZARD_B1TE now has the power of: God-Modding Mary-Sue-esque Fighting Abilities! (Ability Up song)

Red Slayer
Damn.

Can i get a hug?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…… only if there is no groping. However if groping is what's desired, please consider one of my Sexy PVC Nuns!

ccs1989
Feature my comic on the front page and I shall renounce all other God(esses).

http://www.drunkduck.com/Berserk_Final

Hm, an interesting proposition! (You don't have to renounce anything though, I'm pretty cool like that.) I'll see what I can do. T_T Maybe if you can dig up a nice offering for me, I will be more inclined to generosity!

PIT_FACE
i thank you by erecting these two …..cat videos….

wait a second, is he dead?!

I like how the second cat was all, “but I just want to bite them a LITTLE…” Also that was indeed a good Artillery video. :] I'm sure I saw a pedostache on one of those guys though!

No no, he just went to make other websites. :]

Drasnus
Oh great Munkee, I humbly wish that I may have the honour of being the keeper of the church dungeon so that vile heretics that worship false moderato- Gods may be imprisoned and tortured with psychological warfare (such as calling them names like “unfabulous” and “funny-pants”)

Keeper of the Church Dungeon
- 5 favors
- power to imprison and torture false gods and heretics
- increased ability to call names, especially in funny accents
- full access to the dungeon, including the fridge, torture gallery, and backstage
- 1 ‘guest pass’ for access to above, for showing off
- 1 steamer trunk full of interesting torture tools
- 1 large keyring with 100 jangly metal keys

amanda
Oh, glorious Skoolmunkee, Your lowliest of servants crawls to You today, having swam the entire length of the Atlantic, to request the honor of being sacrificed to a volcano in Your name.

OK, though I'm not sure what good someone is after they've been melted in a volcano. But you can see Waff about that. :]

Product Placement
An offering huh? Alright. I can provide you with this piece of shoelace, blue tag, paperclip, and candy tin foil which, once assembled, forms the ultimate multi-tool.

Hey, I love puzzles! I'll take this and have a think about how to put them together… (back in 8 hours?)

So, what do you want in return? :] I could make you the Grand High Inventor if you don't have anything specific in mind…

Munkee Shines
I like how the second cat was all, “but I just want to bite them a LITTLE…” Also that was indeed a good Artillery video. :] I'm sure I saw a pedostache on one of those guys though!

No no, he just went to make other websites. :]

haha, yeah, that cat wasnt quite seeing these little rabbits the same way the lady taping it was.and i think the guy with the stache was Micheal.haha.actually might get to do a shirt design for these guys if i ever get the damn thing done. classic thrash metal. also used to have a little crush on their lead singer.haha!

and that's good Volte's still with us. after i typed i thought to myself “boy, am i gonna sound like an ass if he DID die!”

Grand high inventor sounds fine. I don't have any specific requests so I'll take anything that's pleasing.

Oh and if your multi-tool is unable to achieve nuclear fission, then you're doing it wrong.