I do this all the time for kicks.

Me and my friends used to take turns pantsing each other. We used to have a whole point system worked out. One time I pantsed my friend in church. It was funny as hell to us, the Jesus types not so much. Now that I am older it all seems pretty gay, but i'm just glad it was the 90's or we'd all be charged as sex offenders.

machinehead
Me and my friends used to take turns pantsing each other. We used to have a whole point system worked out. One time I pantsed my friend in church. It was funny as hell to us, the Jesus types not so much. Now that I am older it all seems pretty gay, but i'm just glad it was the 90's or we'd all be charged as sex offenders.

o.o Been there, done that. Not a sex offender.


Not a major one at least.

alwinbot
o.o Been there, done that. Not a sex offender.


Not a major one at least.

Sure.

I really wished I could contribute to this conversation but the best thing I can pull off is walking into a room with the zipperfly open.

Oh well… at least I can laugh at your stories.

GracehFaceh

alwinbot
Been there, done that. Not a sex offender.


Not a major one at least.

Sure.

I just have to stay 50 feet away from all children.



In Illinois.

alwinbot

GracehFaceh

alwinbot
Been there, done that. Not a sex offender.

Not a major one at least.

Sure.

I just have to stay 50 feet away from all children.In Illinois.

Just use really high stilts… or a hot air balloon.

“OMG! That mad sex offender is stalking through town again! We can't outrun his 50 foot steps! Noooo!” D:

Haha! The real joke is that there are no children in Illinois! Just people of age-impaired status! It's all free game!

No, but seriously. The state of Illinois is so politically correct that it would not surprise me one bit to find out that they regard it that way. You can't be within 50 feet of a child, but there are no children, just age-impaired people. Who you can get as close to as you like.

I constantly have a hole between the legs of my jeans. I cant afford new ones either.

ozoneocean
use really high stilts… or a hot air balloon.

But the hot air balloon is your thing.

Product Placement

ozoneocean
use really high stilts… or a hot air balloon.

But the hot air balloon is your thing.

Personally, I like to use my explosive flatulence as a form of gaining enough altitude in order to stalk these kids.


And Illinois has one kid there.




Who I molest.



























When nobody's looking.

same
I constantly have a hole between the legs of my jeans. I cant afford new ones either.

You can borrow my pants. They're an outrageously expensive pair of jeans that I can barely fit into on fat days, but maybe you'll have more luck!

alwinbot
Personally, I like to use my explosive flatulence as a form of gaining enough altitude in order to stalk these kids.


And Illinois has one kid there.




Who I molest.







When nobody's looking.

You're digging the large, suspenseful post spaces lately, aren't you?

It's okay.










So am I.

GracehFaceh
You can borrow my pants. They're an outrageously expensive pair of jeans that I can barely fit into on fat days, but maybe you'll have more luck!

Considering you're a small 15 year old girl and Same describes himself in this thread as “18 stone and 6 ft 3”… Well, he could possibly cut them in half and maybe wear the legs as weird denim arm warmers maybe?

ozoneocean

GracehFaceh
You can borrow my pants. They're an outrageously expensive pair of jeans that I can barely fit into on fat days, but maybe you'll have more luck!

Considering you're a small 15 year old girl and Same describes himself in this thread as “18 stone and 6 ft 3”… Well, he could possibly cut them in half and maybe wear the legs as weird denim arm warmers maybe?

Sounds like a fashion risky worth taking.

lol! im fat. Well not really. I just sewed my jeans and managed to patch the inside. They're now running vista :). Lol. That would actually make them really crap.
I had to wear the £89 pair of jeans my dad bought me with a hole in them. I didnt wanna let him know about it. So anyway i was walking through a store at lunch and i managed to take a walk down the refridgerated isle. That was a big mistake. I had to retreat due to the draft.

Lovely story. Not at all disturbing.

And leave my denim arm warmers alone!

ozoneocean

GracehFaceh
You can borrow my pants. They're an outrageously expensive pair of jeans that I can barely fit into on fat days, but maybe you'll have more luck!

Considering you're a small 15 year old girl and Same describes himself in this thread as “18 stone and 6 ft 3”… Well, he could possibly cut them in half and maybe wear the legs as weird denim arm warmers maybe?

This reminds me of a pair of jeans I have. I inherited some size 4 jeans from someone who got too fat to fit them, but then they didn't fit me. :(

So I cut down the side seams, sewed them back up, punched holes down the sides, and laced them like a corset with satin ribbons. I change out the ribbons depending on the top I'm wearing. I luvs them.

But if a ribbon ever gave way, I would be horribly exposed.

Scribe_Drizz
So I cut down the side seams, sewed them back up, punched holes down the sides, and laced them like a corset with satin ribbons. I change out the ribbons depending on the top I'm wearing. I luvs them.

Those sound magnificent! I demand pics! ^^

ozoneocean

Scribe_Drizz
So I cut down the side seams, sewed them back up, punched holes down the sides, and laced them like a corset with satin ribbons. I change out the ribbons depending on the top I'm wearing. I luvs them.

Those sound magnificent! I demand pics! ^^

pics or it didn't happen!

And long suspenseful spaces in the middle of your statements are amazing.


















It adds gumption.

OH YEAH! Recently I went to this “Night club for under 18s” thing. It was pretty fun. But on the way there I noticed there was a rip right in the crotch area of my favourite skinny jeans. But it was a tiny little rip. So the night when on and I did some dancing and what not. But then I noticed I had this massive big hole where that tiny little rip was. Right were the crotch is. Thank god I wore undies cause some of the guys would've been very intimidated. But no, no, it was easy access for those ladies alwin was talkin' about earlier. But no, no, if I was the type to get embarrassed, I would've been hell embarrassed. I could fit my entire hand in that hole.

Speaking of holes in jeans, I've had that happen.
While at uni doing artwork, the back of my jeans ripped open massively across one butt-cheek. Basically one leg of my jeans was only being help up by its front half.

I wasn't embarrassed about my bum showing, my bum is great and I always wear clean undies so no big deal. ^__^
But I was embarrassed about wearing a pair of crappy jeans with a hole in the bottom! UGH!
Lookin' like a hobo T___T

I sewed the jeans. Then they ripped somewhere else. Threw them out. Now down to 2 pairs.

same
I sewed the jeans. Then they ripped somewhere else. Threw them out. Now down to 2 pairs.

Your life really is the opposite of mine isn't it? I have like 15 pairs of pants now. I only wear like… four of'em though.

Kroatz
Your life really is the opposite of mine isn't it? I have like 15 pairs of pants now. I only wear like… four of'em though.

It seems that way.

Finding a good pair of jeans is hard, so when you do get a good pair, the temptation is to keep them as long as possible.

Reminds me of the lyrics to the Cat Stevens song Oh Very Young:

They will vanish away like your dad's best jeans
Denim Blue fading up to the sky
And though you want them to last forever
You know they never will
And the patches make the goodbye harder still

lol! So very true :(

You guys take wearing clothes so seriously. I'd rather not wear anything. You wouldn't care.


You'd go blind by then.

alwinbot
You guys take wearing clothes so seriously. I'd rather not wear anything. You wouldn't care.

Wearing clothes saves you getting bum-sweat all over your chairs -_-

OH! I just remembered another incident of exposition, however this time by my friend. So me and my friend were out at the mall and then wanted to go back and play some xbox or something at his house. No one else was home and when we got there my friend realised he left the key inside. He has a two story house with this wall running along the side underneath a balcony. The balcony has an unlocked door on it. When standing on the wall the balcony was too high up to reach. But there was a ladder outside. On its own it wouldn't reach the balcony either, but if we put the ladder on the wall it would reach the balcony. So my friend jumped down from the wall to get the ladder and tore a massive hole in his jean shorts. Right where his arse cheek is. So he just pulled those off (he had undies on). It was hilarious cause I was standing on the wall holding the ladder while my friend was climbing slowly up it. I couldn't look up to see his progress cause I'd be staring straight up his arse (his undies had this hole in it too). This van drived passed at this one moment and it would've been the funniest sight.

ParkerFarker
I couldn't look up to see his progress cause I'd be staring straight up his arse (his undies had this hole in it too).

Lucky he didn't slip and fall…

ozoneocean

ParkerFarker
I couldn't look up to see his progress cause I'd be staring straight up his arse (his undies had this hole in it too).

Lucky he didn't slip and fall…

very lucky. It was very dangerous. For him it was physically dangerous, for me mentally.

Yeah. You're only supposed to have your head stuck up your own arse, not someone else's!