Rutger
The man is coming home. The earth will tremble upon his arrival. I can't imagine the vast crowd of ladyfolk that will be waiting at the airport.
ALSO: Abortionlol.
Oh yes, I'm back.
For those of you that don't know me, brace yourselves. For those of you who do, you know what to expect.
And no, I don't want a cold hot soda.