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Lords_of_Darkness at 10:03AM, Dec. 28, 2006

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this is kinda like GNBN but it doesnt have to start good or end bad. Basicly I start a sentence, next person finishes the sentence and then starts a new one, next guy does the same, so on and so forth.

The kitten was playing in the–have fun

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Ozoneocean at 3:13PM, Dec. 28, 2006

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The kitten was playing in the paddock. The pig was snuffling away in its sty behind the–

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mechanical_lullaby at 8:03AM, Dec. 29, 2006

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The pig was snuffling away in its sty behind the glory that is a shed comprised entirely of wigs woven together from back hair and gorilla glue.
Everyone knows that the term “The Grass is Greener on The Other Side” originated from–

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Glarg at 8:18AM, Dec. 29, 2006

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Everyone knows that the term “The Grass is Greener on The Other Side” originated from magic Garden Gnomes with the power to spray Cheese whiz from their noses. they believed that how green the grass was depended on –

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Ozoneocean at 8:25AM, Dec. 29, 2006

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They believed that how green the grass was depended on the amount nitrogen and phosphorous in the soil. On Tuesdays–

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Glarg at 8:29AM, Dec. 29, 2006

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On Tuesdays they would offer one of their own to the all mighty Davy J- *ehem* Cthuluh. He'd cover the gnomes with–

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Ozoneocean at 8:39AM, Dec. 29, 2006

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He'd cover the gnomes with a spotlight while they performed a tapdance routine. Money was–

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Glarg at 8:42AM, Dec. 29, 2006

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Money was thrown into a Forest fire to hopefully put it out. Unforunitly there were-

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Ozoneocean at 9:43AM, Dec. 29, 2006

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Unforunitly there were no fires at the moment, so they had nothing else to do with the money. This was quite funny because–

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mechanical_lullaby at 1:45PM, Dec. 29, 2006

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This was quite funny because the other side of the globe had blazing forest fire rates on an average of 4.5 hours at a time, lasting 3 to six hours each, with no money to hopefully put out the fire. The problem still wasn't solved because–

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Glarg at 3:05PM, Dec. 29, 2006

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The problem still wasn't solved because no one actually gave a shit about the forest.The gnomes however fell–

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Ozoneocean at 7:27AM, Dec. 30, 2006

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The gnomes however, fell asleep and dreamt about fish. The fish–

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simonitro at 11:03AM, Dec. 30, 2006

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The fish flew over the Eiffle Tower and landed on the otherside making hell lot of mess. Until, something-

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Glarg at 2:04PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Until, somthing so unpredictable happened that your underwear would erode in its own fecies before you figured out what happened. What this unpredictable event was–

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Lords_of_Darkness at 3:58PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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What this unpredictable event was was someone had openned a pickle jar with injuring anyone. Little did they know the pickles were-

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Glarg at 4:30PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Little did they know the pickles were WAY WAY pass their due date by a year(plus they were radioactive). if these pickles were eaten then you'd obviously–

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simonitro at 10:40PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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If these pickles were eaten then you'd obviously turn into PICKLE MAN the new face of a superhero! Fighting crimes and–

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Lords_of_Darkness at 10:55PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Fighting crimes and feeding all the poor people in India. If only India was–

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mechanical_lullaby at 4:30AM, Jan. 2, 2007

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If only India was closer because PICKLE MAN is fat, and damned if he's gonna pay double for his airline seats. Infact, PICKLE MAN is suing–

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Krensada at 9:29PM, Jan. 4, 2007

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In fact, PICKLE MAN is suing McDonalds cause they had the nerve to make him eat some of his relatives on on a big mac! It was just like the time–

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frankkerr at 9:09AM, Jan. 29, 2007

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It was just like the time colonel Sanders was killed by a chicken. That was about as—

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Adenn at 2:50PM, Feb. 16, 2007

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It was about as ironic as a docter killing a patient. Like when-

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RoronoaZoro at 5:20AM, March 1, 2007

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Like when the mouse killed the cat, there was-

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
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tokyopimp5764 at 11:25AM, May 8, 2007

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there was an explosion,and

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RoronoaZoro at 7:14AM, May 10, 2007

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an explosion,and dogs went everywhere. Then-

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Kakashi2146 at 10:06AM, May 10, 2007

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then a dog landed in the presidents office and pissed on?

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I like zelda at 6:26PM, May 11, 2007

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what he said on noone

I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(

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I like zelda at 6:26PM, May 11, 2007

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a cat ate?

I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(

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Krensada at 10:20AM, May 18, 2007

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(Restarting it) And then there were those three—

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