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AQua_ng at 11:34AM, Nov. 14, 2006

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I know its only one page, but I need help. I need to think up differet types of Jesus (plural = Jesii) and I guess that I want you guys to help, well, because the comic isn't really mine, it was just passed down to me.

Also, I need your music expertise. I want to give Super Pirate Jesus a theme song, and I could only think of one song to do with Christianity/Jesus: “Jesus is just Alright”. So I searched it on RadioBlog and I got two results, found here. So, which one do you think is better, or better yet is there any other songs that you think is more fitting?

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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KomradeDave at 2:32PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Socialist Jesus
Badass Jesus
Southern Jesus
Dorky Jesus
Vegan Jesus
Lowrider Jesus
Bat-Jesus
English Major Jesus
ad infinatum

Good Jesus Songs:
Spirit in the Sky
Jesus was a Cowboy
Plastic Jesus
Long-haired Radical Socialist Jew

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: The Anti Sprite Coalition on fire off the shoulder of Cut and Paste. I watched Top Drawer glitter in the dark near the Forumhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in the rain.

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thegreatjoebivins at 2:50PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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This is becoming more and more like Pirate Jesus.

http://thegreatjoebivins.blogspot.com

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strong414bad at 2:53PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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How about President Jesus?

Why hello there.

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ConroyConroy at 3:51PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Actually I don't really know if this is a spritual song, but I guess it could be.
“Wind beneath my wings”

It's fairly cheesey even for an 80's song (or early 90's - I can't rememer)
As for Komrade Daves suggestions, I think they're good but too general. I think you need to add more to them like this:
Socialist Crime fighting genie Jesus
Badass Kindergarden Teacher Jesus
Southern Baptist and Cardshark Jesus
Dorky and Lovable Polka dancing Jesus
Vegan Chef Clown Jesus
Lowrider and spastic Monkey-boy Jesus
Bat-man Jesus
English Major and McD's employee Jesus

The bold parts are mine, the normal is Daves.
Judge Ice-cream King Jesus
Candyland Jesus who likes to crossdress
Donald Rumsfeld's evil (unknown)twin Jesus
Pink Calamity Sam Jesus
Frat Party and Foot Fetish Jesus who plays for USC footbal

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KomradeDave at 5:04PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Also:
Cuban Jesus
Recovering Alcoholic Jesus (with water into water action!)
Pastry Chef Jesus
Metrosexual Jesus
His Royal Christity
Ape Jesus
Space Jesus
Conquistador Jesus
Punk Rock Jesus
Metal Jesus
Goth Jesus
Emo Jesus
Captain Jesus (the Big Red Jeez)
Dr. Jesus, MD
Jesus H. Christ, Attorney at Law
Construction Worker Jesus
Super Saiyan Jesus (Jaw-weh-ha-me-ha!)
Robot Jesus
Buddhist Jesus
Hawaiian Jesus
GI Jesus
70's Porn Star Jesus
Dolphin Jesus
Walrus-Man Jesus

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: The Anti Sprite Coalition on fire off the shoulder of Cut and Paste. I watched Top Drawer glitter in the dark near the Forumhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in the rain.

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ConroyConroy at 7:42PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Mega Polygon of love Jesus
Super Happy Purple Star Unicorn Jesus
Hairy 7 ft tall Carnie Jesus
Nazi Medic Jesus (although that one might cause trouble)
Incredibly horrible and egotistical Soap Actor Jesus
Hardcore RPG and Gaming Jesus
Venice Beach Homeless performer Jesus
Lonely Construction Worker Jesus
Hugh Heffner's ex girlfriend Jesus
Loser Webcomic Creator and Programmer Jesus :)
Promiscuous Teenage Dance Team member Jesus
Incredibly Narcisistic Enterprise Captain Jesus
Rude and Untrustworthy Stock Market Jesus
Anorexic emo teenaged model Jesus
Recovering Alcoholic Zealous Child star Jesus

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Radec at 9:02PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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cyborg jesus
heavy weapons jesus
angry hippie jesus
orange jesus
jesus +2
J to the Izzus
Cat Burglar jesus
Irish Jesus
Jewish Jesus
Buddha!
Alien Jesus
Jesus… WITH A VENGEANCE!
Easter Bunny Jesus
Fancy Jesus
Indiana Jesus
Kung-Fu Jesus

<= dead and buried.

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Mimarin at 7:54AM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Omega Battle jesus ZX-9000 with assault shroud module.

Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!

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KomradeDave at 9:04AM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Last ones:
Afro-licious Jesus
Le Jesus
Thespian Jesus
Canadian Jesus
The Jesus
Corporate Jesus
Jesus Custer, The preacher
Jesuses on a Plane!
Mormon Missionary Jesus (“would you be interested in accepting me into your life?”)
Bodybuilder Jesus
Tatoo Artist Jesus
Bizarro Jesus (literally the anti-Christ)
Voodoo Jesus
SpiderJesus (Does whatever a Jesus can)
Satyr Jesus

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: The Anti Sprite Coalition on fire off the shoulder of Cut and Paste. I watched Top Drawer glitter in the dark near the Forumhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in the rain.

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Corvin at 9:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Radec
Jewish Jesus

Jesus IS a jew.

Corvin

Discount City

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KomradeDave at 9:21AM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Corvin
Radec
Jewish Jesus

Jesus IS a jew.

Corvin

Correct. Jewish Jesus would just be Jesus. Unless he was Brooklyn Jew Jesus.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: The Anti Sprite Coalition on fire off the shoulder of Cut and Paste. I watched Top Drawer glitter in the dark near the Forumhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in the rain.

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Rich at 9:25AM, Nov. 15, 2006

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KomradeDave
Walrus-Man Jesus

YES!

Also, you need GAY Jesus and Black Jesus.

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Glarg at 4:11PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Black Gay Walrus Jesus
Ugly Jesus
Hobo Jesus
Crazy Jesus
Fat Jesus
Boanitian Jesus (our alien race)
Fake Jesus
Coat Hanger Jesus
Pokemon Jesus
Anime Jesus
Steve Irwin Jesus
Lawyer Jesus
Buddah Jesus
Gundom Jesus (Giant Mecha Mother fucka!)
Scarface Jesus
Mafia Don Jesus
Jakie Chan Jesus
Gothic Jesus
God Jesus
Drunk Jesus
Duck Jesus
Lesbian Jesus
Gay Jesus
Cowboy Jesus
Cow Girl Jesus
Captain Jesus Pants
Von Hellsing Jesus
Demonic Devil Jesus
Rocker Jesus
Nerd Jesus
Santa Clause Jesus
Dog Jesus
Cat Jesus
TOTALLY AWESOME JESUS!
O RLY Jesus
YA RLY Jesus
NO WAI Jesus
YA WAI Jesus
4 SHURE Jesus
YA 4 SHURE Jesus
SRSLY Jesus
YA SRSLY Jesus
Video Game Character
Boxed Jesus
Jesus in a can
George W. Jesus
Hippie Jesus
Magical Jesus
Jesus the WIzard
Harry Jesus
Hairy Jesus
Japanese Jesus
Porn Addict Jesus
Jacking off Adict Jesus
MOTHER FUCKING JESUS ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!
Clown Jesus
The Leech Jesus
And Rose Jesus (LOL EMD!)
Garden Gnome Jesus
Plastic lawn flamingo Jesus
Flower Jesus
Chicken Jesus
Cow Jesus
Anal Probe Jesus
And Military Army Commander Jesus

Is that good?

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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:16PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Some of the Jesus ideas already are the same as the ones there, so… whatever.

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Glarg at 4:17PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Oh and the Song Russian Lullaby would be awesome with Super Jesus.

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Mimarin at 4:26PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Atheist jesus?

Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!

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Mega Josh at 4:38PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Spammer Jesus
Mega Jesus(based off of my own name)
Darth Jesus
King Jesus the Third
and Rawk n' Roll Jesus

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KomradeDave at 4:59PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Terminator Jesus, because “He'll be back”

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: The Anti Sprite Coalition on fire off the shoulder of Cut and Paste. I watched Top Drawer glitter in the dark near the Forumhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in the rain.

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ConroyConroy at 4:38PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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LIZARD_B1TE
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Some of the Jesus ideas already are the same as the ones there, so… whatever.

none of mine are on there.

I don't see a super polygon of love jesus D:
Or Acoholic over zealous childstar jesus… so there!

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