Niccea
There was a mafia in office though. Mafia yearn for more power once they get it, and townies yearn to be able to defend themselves. I mean, honestly, has there ever been anyone that wasn't mafia or townie that ran for the office?

Well give me the serial killer role or the rival role and I'll run XD

I think my dad has calmed down now. I let him catch me lounging in his office on the computer with the tv on. He just said “bye” and went to his meeting.

waff
I guess the mafia and mafia analogues are just more…charismatic.

Not really. It's really simple how they pull off victory after victory. Team effort. They know the identity of each of their members while the rest of us sit in the dark, trying to sort out friend from a foe. While the rest of the group is busy not trusting each other, they can sneak in subliminal messages where they encourage others to vote for their candidate. A mafia group of 4, with one candidate running for office, has four times the voting power then anyone else. The other 3 will help ensure that their candidate gets elected. It's a huge and possibly unfair advantage that gives them a devastating foothold over the town if they manage to win the election.

P.S. I just requested that the mafia discussion thread would be made a sticky because I really want that to be used more for talks like these.

Crocty
As long as the townie mayor campaigns good enough, they'll get more votes…

But since the townie is usually campaigning all by himself (since most people don't trust him enough to be a bad guy) he has at a disadvantage when dealing with the mafia candidate who can always trust on support from his teammates.

:3 Kitty campaigned for me last game, if you remember.

=w= It isn't the quantity of campaigners, it's the quality, no agents campaigned for me last game. They voted for me, but they didn't post saying “Vote for Crocty, he's amazingly good looking!”

Crocty. Don't forget your promise. I grow impatient.


Just kidding.


-.-

Boooooooooored.

*starts playing revily*

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waff
I guess the mafia and mafia analogues are just more…charismatic.

Not really. It's really simple how they pull off victory after victory. Team effort. They know the identity of each of their members while the rest of us sit in the dark, trying to sort out friend from a foe. While the rest of the group is busy not trusting each other, they can sneak in subliminal messages where they encourage others to vote for their candidate. A mafia group of 4, with one candidate running for office, has four times the voting power then anyone else. The other 3 will help ensure that their candidate gets elected. It's a huge and possibly unfair advantage that gives them a devastating foothold over the town if they manage to win the election.

P.S. I just requested that the mafia discussion thread would be made a sticky because I really want that to be used more for talks like these.

Crocty
As long as the townie mayor campaigns good enough, they'll get more votes…

But since the townie is usually campaigning all by himself (since most people don't trust him enough to be a bad guy) he has at a disadvantage when dealing with the mafia candidate who can always trust on support from his teammates.

I have inu and killer voting for me out of friendship and AG comes along too. I should be at equal footing p.p BUT NO!

Haaaaaaaaaaah…

Crap. I'm totally unreliable. -.-;;

I should stop volunteering for these things…

K, I'll do it now, I just have Theorah and Nersop to draw, hopefully I can get it done without stopping like a lazy bum. ):

crocty
:3 Kitty campaigned for me last game, if you remember.

=w= It isn't the quantity of campaigners, it's the quality, no agents campaigned for me last game. They voted for me, but they didn't post saying “Vote for Crocty, he's amazingly good looking!”

They don't have to if you manage to real in supporters elsewhere. And like you said. They did vote for you. It was a very narrow campaign if I remembered correctly where every vote counted.

There are many ways for the mafia to get a seat. They could all run with the hopes that one of them pulls off a successful campaign. Once it becomes clear which one of them has a shot, they can quietly pull out of the raise and vote for their hopeful candidate. They can have two of them run while the remaining two members play the roles of supporters. They can PQ townies in order to convince them to vote for their candidate. There's plenty of different tactics that only they can take advantage of because they're a team against individuals.

Yup, and the townies could do the same.

As the darkness came over the twisting streets of Hark’s inner mind, Humorman was out for a stroll.
He wandered along, dark shadows and twisted shapes moving around him, just at the corner of his sight.
He felt a terrible fear, for he was being talked about in the narration during the night phase…and that is usually a bad sign!
Suddenly, he saw a figure drunkenly staggering towards him, screaming sexist and anti-Semitic profanity.
Humour man fled into a near by building, running up the steps, till finally he emerged into the cold night air on the roof.
As he let out a brief sigh of relief, he noticed the sound of an engine over head…
Looking up he saw the figure land on the roof before him.
It was none other then….MEL GIBSON!
“What the hell are you doing here?” screamed Humorman at the crazed catholic film star advancing on him.
“Isn’t it obvious?” slurred Mel “I am the deep seated pain Hark suffered from watching all those crappy movies Mel Gibson made! And now I have been set loose to destroy all in my path!”
This said, Mel raised his deadly sword from braveheart.
“Humorman, he started all the wars in the world,” growled Mel “ARE YOU HUMORMAN?”
With this he lashed out, his first slash cutting a deep gasp across Humorman’s chest from which spewed a torrent of blood, the second cutting deeper still into his guts and sending out an ugly crimson torrent of gore.
Humorman staggered back, struggling to stand as he slipped on his own blood.
“I’m going to push you off the roof!” Snarled Mel “But don’t worry! You wont fall! You’ll fly away safely, because you see we Christians don’t believe in gravity!”
“No! You can’t do this!” pleaded Humorman “Don’t kill me with a stupid family guy reference!”
But it was already too late, as the nazi sympathising celebrity barged into him, sending humorman tumbling to the street bellow where he body shattered like a over full water balloon of blood and broken bones.

HUMORMAN THE ARMOURED KITTY IS DEAD!

Aghammer, who was in disguise as Austin Powers as part of an elaborate plan to avoid being murdered, happened to be walking passed as Humorman exploded on the pavement, splattering him in blood.
“Oh no baby! Nooooo!” screamed Aghammer to the heavens, which was milking it a bit since he didn’t even like Humorman that much (but at least he stayed in character as Austin Powers) “Why God why?”
“So, you’re a young man, hard man, playing in the streets,” Said a stern voice from the shadows. “gonna be a big man some day? Theres blood on your face, you big disgrace! Somebody better put you back into your place!”
“What do you mean, baby?” replied Aghammer, shocked.
“Its very simple, you are stood over the body. You will pay for this crime!”
“No baby! Killin aint my bag!” Pleaded Aghammer
He was given no more chance to explain himself as he was hit by a sound wave containing the concentrated energy of an epic Yngwie Malsteen SHRED-O'-DOOM solo!
Aghammer felt something exploded out of his mouth, tearing away his jaw in a shower of teeth.
Looking down he realised it was his own pelvis, which had just burst through his face.
A figure stepped from the shadow, kicking the pelvis straight into Aghammers chest, puncturing his heart.
“I think I just kicked your ass” Stated the attacker.

AGHAMMER THE ARMOURED KITTY IS DEAD!!

Inuyasha was just on his way home from work when a figure lept on him, brandishing a deadly blade.
The figured face was constantly changing, from a human face, to a monster, to an indistinct blur, but the voice was unmistakable- shouting insanely about “lady in the water was an awesome film!” and “The villiage was a master piece! Why don’t you people understand?”
To his horror he realised he was being murdered by the repressed memory of how bad M Night Shyamalan’s movie are!
Just when he thought he was going to be killed, there was a rustling in the nearby bushes.
“Oh no! The Happening has started!” scream M Night Shyamalan, and fled into the night.
As Inuyasha got to his feet he saw a unicorn of world peace standing amongst the bushes, having clever rustled them in order to save him (knowing M Night Shyamalan’s deepest fear!)

Ozone was just coming back from a surfer meet at the cookies and milk beaches of Hark’s mind.
“Whao dude, what a totally awesome surf meet! Tubular!” he said, as he travelled down lollypop street, onto gum drop lane.
Suddenly (oh come on, I wouldn’t be talking about him if he wasn’t going to get attacked! And I need blood after that last one was a let down!) a ninja sword lashed out of the darkness, slicing open his belly.
The attacker then thrust a hand into the wound and pulled out the long pink ropes of Ozone's intestines.
“Dude, this is most totally non-heinous! This is like seriously bogus to max with…urgh!” Ozone's annoying surfer talk was cut short as the killer wrapped the intestines around Ozone's throat and forcefully began to throttle him.
The last thing Ozone felt was the preassure in his head and throat causing his eyes balls to explode from his skull.

OZONE THE ARMOURED KITTY IS DEAD!

Doctor Gibbon was also at work, laying in place a plan of deep and remarkable cunning. The Super Ego would soon tremble before his genius…..

Hark suddenly awoke and sat bolt upright.
“WOW!” he said “I need to get some serious therapy! I’ve got problems!”

Night 1 is over
DAY 2 HAS BEGUN!!!!
Send in your votes for who to lynch!

crocty
Yup, and the townies could do the same.

No the townies can't do the same. There's no townie team. It's a game of paranoia. Even if I state that I may support someone, doesn't mean I fully trust him. Townies running for election are always at a disadvantage against mafia members.

16 townies vs 4 mafia and the mafia wins almost every time. You can't honestly claim that the mafia is wining all the time because they just happen to be such great campaigners.

Team efforts almost always beat individuals.

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He felt a terrible fear, for he was being talked about in the narration during the night phase…and that is usually a bad sign!

That sentence wins.

Oi! PP stop arguing! I just posted the narrative!

And anyway, individuals always win as long as the individual is Chuck Norris!

Sorry. The narration wasn't up while I was posting that response.

D8 These narratives are huge.
This'll take ages to find all the clues! I hope you're happy. ;_;


And well, it was only me campaining for myself last game…So really it was an individual effort, just with three given voters…

Peter Griffin obviuosly killed Humorman let us lynch him.

Queen killed Aghammer.

Ozone was killed by Lord Licorous.


Don't worry. I bet serious analysis will come later. I suck at clues. I also allow myself to be sidetracked by allusions.

With me you get quality as well as quantity!
I'm too good to you guys!

So wait? There are TWO serial killers as well as the ID monkeys?

That's insane!

Way to many people with killing powers.

harkovast
Hark suddenly awoke and sat bolt upright.
“WOW!” he said “I need to get some serious therapy! I’ve got problems!”

*the real life waff, attempting to practice his WAFF-MAN!! moves, falls from a nearby roof and accidentally knocks hark back into unconsciousness* err…sorry hark…and thanks for the soft landing.

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So wait? There are TWO serial killers as well as the ID monkeys?

Where do you get that there are two serial killers?

So there is the vig, the two ID monkeys and either the serial killer or the brain.

Niccea
Where do you get that there are two serial killers?

Because Hark said that he was gonna name the serial killers after celebrities. As you can see, Mel Gibson and M Night Shyamalan are among the killers.

Looks to me like that a serial killer went for Humorman, Dragon of Awesome silenced Aghammer, Inuyasha was saved from another serial killer and Ozon was sliced by a Ninja Monkey. In addition Dr Gibbon started on of his evil plots.

The other Ninja monkey must have not moved this night.

harkovast
As the darkness came over the twisting streets of Hark’s inner mind, Humorman was out for a stroll.
He wandered along, dark shadows and twisted shapes moving around him, just at the corner of his sight.
He felt a terrible fear, for he was being talked about in the narration during the night phase…and that is usually a bad sign!
Suddenly, he saw a figure drunkenly staggering towards him, screaming sexist and anti-Semitic profanity.
Humour man fled into a near by building, running up the steps, till finally he emerged into the cold night air on the roof.
As he let out a brief sigh of relief, he noticed the sound of an engine over head…
Looking up he saw the figure land on the roof before him.
It was none other then….MEL GIBSON!
“What the hell are you doing here?” screamed Humorman at the crazed catholic film star advancing on him.
“Isn’t it obvious?” slurred Mel “I am the deep seated pain Hark suffered from watching all those crappy movies Mel Gibson made! And now I have been set loose to destroy all in my path!”
This said, Mel raised his deadly sword from braveheart.
“Humorman, he started all the wars in the world,” growled Mel “ARE YOU HUMORMAN?”
With this he lashed out, his first slash cutting a deep gasp across Humorman’s chest from which spewed a torrent of blood, the second cutting deeper still into his guts and sending out an ugly crimson torrent of gore.
Humorman staggered back, struggling to stand as he slipped on his own blood.
“I’m going to push you off the roof!” Snarled Mel “But don’t worry! You wont fall! You’ll fly away safely, because you see we Christians don’t believe in gravity!”
“No! You can’t do this!” pleaded Humorman “Don’t kill me with a stupid family guy reference!”
But it was already too late, as the nazi sympathising celebrity barged into him, sending humorman tumbling to the street bellow where he body shattered like a over full water balloon of blood and broken bones.

HUMORMAN THE ARMOURED KITTY IS DEAD!

I think that this is Baron, for several reasons;

1. Engine overhead is a reference to a biplane. (this could also apply to ARR)
2. Anti-semitism? Who hated the Jews? Well, other than the Egyptians anyways? Nazis. The Redbaron was, of course, German.
3. References to Christianity and angels? Interim state is awash with people with angel wings! (Dude, why haven't YOU done any pages? Your comic rocks.)


Not to seem like I'm just picking on Baron, but I've got a raid to get to and I'm already late!

You cant begin to imagine how funny this game is from the outside looking in!

For the town to stand any chance against such a vast number of killers, I'm thinking that we need to call a double lynch. NOW!

harkovast
You cant begin to imagine how funny this game is from the outside looking in!

Yes Hark. Us ex GMs are well aware of that pleasure.

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*Explains why Niccea is an idiot*

Ooooooh. I didn't see that. Well. I guess we leave the clues for Ag's murder alone and go after the other three.

And it looks like Hak has something.

We now return you to this clue analysis already in progress.

harkovast
You cant begin to imagine how funny this game is from the outside looking in!

I can only because I've been GM twice.

I'm gonna agree with Hakoshen. That engine sound comment seems to point at Red Baron.

Also, since Oz was killed at the corner of lollipop street and gum drop lane, that may be a clue to his killer. As a matter of fact. Rokulily has a comic called Lolly that mentions that she likes a lollipop peppermint tea.

EX-GM'S UNITE! After being drunk with power there's no going back. I

But seriously. We oughtta form a club.

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I'm gonna agree with Hakoshen. That engine sound comment seems to point at Red Baron.

Let us hope we are not running on a vile red herring…

Wish I can insert the thing from a Pup Named Scooby Doo, but I can't find it.

Hakoshen
Club

The Ex-GM Corps?

And why?

And no such club exists. *looks suspicious*

Just revised my theory on Oz's killer.

Niccea

Hakoshen
Club

The Ex-GM Corps?

And why?

And no such club exists. *looks suspicious*

Yeah, Hark! You don't mention the existence of our…. I mean.. there's no such thing as a GM club. Don't be silly.

PP don't mention that club!
Not when the ‘Normies’ can read it!