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Product Placement at 6:45AM, May 29, 2009

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Let's just put it this way. If hark gets lynched, the ID monkeys win.

You don't want those dirty monkeys to win. Do you?

Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

This space for rent.

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Hakoshen at 7:17AM, May 29, 2009

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Product Placement
Let's just put it this way. If hark gets lynched, the ID monkeys win.

You don't want those dirty monkeys to win. Do you?

No! And by the power of Greyskul those damned dirty apes will pay!!

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast

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Air Raid Robertson at 7:29AM, May 29, 2009

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I say we don't kill Harkovast. I'm guessing that if we kill him he'll end up turning into a zombie or vampire or something.

And, well, we're getting crazy drunk Mel Gibson and serial killer Yngwie Malsteem from a non-Evil Dead harkovast. Who knows what'll come at us once he's reanimated?

If we lynch harkovast we may suddenly encounter an army of Colonol Sanders monsters who have arisen from the earth.

“I'll swallow your soul, y'all.”

“I'll swallow your soul, y'all.”

Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Aghammer at 7:44AM, May 29, 2009

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No comment …booo.

Pastel, I might be dead but I can still appreciate the awesome pic you did… cutest Elvis EVER! :)

pastel
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
AG voted for me not for pastel so she lied a page back lynch her!

Oh… he pm'd me saying he'd vote for me— *checks pms* o//////o
Holy crap… I misread his name. /)_=
It wasn't AG, it was someone else….
God I'm sorry…
…This is embarrassing.

/)_=

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
WHO CALLS A DOUBLE LYNCH THIS EARLY?! Id!

I thought it would be in the advantage of the townies to double lynch early :/
We already have 3 kitties down, so it felt like we needed a jump start to get to the id. So gosh, take advantage of it already and don't waste my call on non-killers :<

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waff at 7:59AM, May 29, 2009

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I've just voted for harkovast to be lynched. Why? for a laugh (I doubt anyone else is going to vote for him and I don't want to vote to lynch anyone this phase).

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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Aghammer at 8:17AM, May 29, 2009

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I vote to lynch Hark too!! Kill ME off the first night will ya … sniff.

waff
I've just voted for harkovast to be lynched. Why? for a laugh (I doubt anyone else is going to vote for him and I don't want to vote to lynch anyone this phase).

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Niccea at 9:06AM, May 29, 2009

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*throws flowers on the graves* I burried y'all so you won't end up in the butcher shop tomorrow.

Since there is no evident clue analysis, I decided to cover all bases on the first clue. Lynch the two people the clues might point to. It is a fifty-fifty chance.

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InuYasha_Rules at 9:10AM, May 29, 2009

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Product Placement
harkovast
Product Placement
Inuyasha_rules
huh!?

Pardon my french but were the fuck did this come from?

Inuyasha, seriously. Explain yourself.

It's all very simple. I see the ass kicking and pelvis a clue to your face, or even the way you've changed your face. Either or works. Second, you called the double lynch when I can only see one clue pointing to Red Baron. What do you know that I don't, mr. ID?

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waff at 9:24AM, May 29, 2009

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Product Placement
harkovast
Product Placement
Inuyasha_rules
huh!?

Pardon my french but were the fuck did this come from?

Inuyasha, seriously. Explain yourself.

It's all very simple. I see the ass kicking and pelvis a clue to your face, or even the way you've changed your face. Either or works. Second, you called the double lynch when I can only see one clue pointing to Red Baron. What do you know that I don't, mr. ID?

Inu, Pastel's the only one who can call double-lynches.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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InuYasha_Rules at 9:32AM, May 29, 2009

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Product Placement
harkovast
Product Placement
Inuyasha_rules
huh!?

Pardon my french but were the fuck did this come from?

Inuyasha, seriously. Explain yourself.

It's all very simple. I see the ass kicking and pelvis a clue to your face, or even the way you've changed your face. Either or works. Second, you called the double lynch when I can only see one clue pointing to Red Baron. What do you know that I don't, mr. ID?

Actually, I got you mixed up with Ozone, who is dead already, so sorry bout that. But you still demanded a double lynch! Very suspicious.

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crocty at 9:35AM, May 29, 2009

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Just so everyone knows, we should be solving Inu's murder.

If we solve the mafia clues and lynch one, they'll just cancel that lynch. But if we're killing both serial killers, they won't, and we won't waste a double lynch…

I'm gonna try and solve some clues now, although I'm really not that good at it…

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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InuYasha_Rules at 9:35AM, May 29, 2009

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Ok, I'm pqed Kark. I'm no longer voting for product placement. Sorry bout that, but I wanted blood and in my haste I misinterpreted the clues.

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rokulily at 9:48AM, May 29, 2009

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PP why exactly are you voting for me again?

And I'm not sure to vote for anyone right now, cause the baron might be useful and i don't want a repeat of waff… I still feel bad…

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Aghammer at 9:48AM, May 29, 2009

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Kark… I like that. I almost wrote Harkoshen yesterday in a post… is that a scary thought or what???

And what's with all this dirt… * cough *

InuYasha_Rules
Ok, I'm pqed Kark. I'm no longer voting for product placement. Sorry bout that, but I wanted blood and in my haste I misinterpreted the clues.

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Hakoshen at 10:40AM, May 29, 2009

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Aghammer
Kark… I like that. I almost wrote Harkoshen yesterday in a post… is that a scary thought or what???

And what's with all this dirt… * cough *

InuYasha_Rules
Ok, I'm pqed Kark. I'm no longer voting for product placement. Sorry bout that, but I wanted blood and in my haste I misinterpreted the clues.

And then I envisioned a campy, Dragon Ball Z fusion moment where the two of us hade to combine powers to defeat some weird, magically hidden from the universe until just now enemy.

To be fair, I've written that too.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast

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Niccea at 10:50AM, May 29, 2009

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-.- I'm keeping my votes as is. I probably won't be back to change them anyway. I have a hot date.

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Air Raid Robertson at 11:32AM, May 29, 2009

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I'm glad that I'm not the only one who isn't voting to kill anybody just yet. It seems a bit early.

Of course, this crazy mofo just may run around and snuff all of us while we sit on our hands.

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harkovast at 12:49PM, May 29, 2009

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Latest numbers and the votes have RADICALLY changed!

The2ndRedBaron
Niccea
Crocty
Inuyasha_rules
D_dude
Gullas
Pastel
Elvis Power

Rokulily
Product Placement

Pastel
D_dude

D_Dude
Gullas
Kitty17
Crocty
Pastel
Elvis power

Air Raid Robertson
Niccea
Inuyasha_Rules

Hark
waff

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum

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Hakoshen at 1:03PM, May 29, 2009

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harkovast
D_Dude
Gullas
Kitty17
Crocty
Pastel
Elvis power

I know this is weird, and almost hypocritical coming from me, but why are people voting to lynch him when there's no evidence?

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast

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crocty at 1:09PM, May 29, 2009

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Well Ozone was killed by some surfer, and what's more surfer than the word “Dude”?

I don't think anything is.

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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harkovast at 1:09PM, May 29, 2009

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I ought to put a new rule in place that demands everyone give their reasons for voting the way they do!
Because I am really curious what some of these are based on!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum

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rokulily at 1:09PM, May 29, 2009

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Hakoshen
harkovast
D_Dude
Gullas
Kitty17
Crocty
Pastel
Elvis power

I know this is weird, and almost hypocritical coming from me, but why are people voting to lynch him when there's no evidence?

Shoot… I get it… When Ozone was first attacked he said DUDE… It wasn't just the crazy surfer talk… PP had me looking all over for lollipops and the whatnots and it was just a red herring the whole time!

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pastel at 1:12PM, May 29, 2009

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Hakoshen
I know this is weird, and almost hypocritical coming from me, but why are people voting to lynch him when there's no evidence?

Shoot… I get it… When Ozone was first attacked he said DUDE… It wasn't just the crazy surfer talk… PP had me looking all over for lollipops and the whatnots and it was just a red herring the whole time!

That's definitely one of my reasons.

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. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D

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Aghammer at 1:15PM, May 29, 2009

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It's hard being dead cause I have to button it (mostly)… I'm ready for some lyncing!

I like that rule Hark.. you have the power!!!

pastel
rokulily
Hakoshen
I know this is weird, and almost hypocritical coming from me, but why are people voting to lynch him when there's no evidence?

Shoot… I get it… When Ozone was first attacked he said DUDE… It wasn't just the crazy surfer talk… PP had me looking all over for lollipops and the whatnots and it was just a red herring the whole time!

That's definitely one of my reasons.

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rokulily at 1:15PM, May 29, 2009

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pastel
That's definitely one of my reasons.

Can I hear the others? I wanna know what i missed while chasing lollipops… I am irked PP… Irked.

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Hakoshen at 1:20PM, May 29, 2009

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rokulily
Hakoshen
harkovast
D_Dude
Gullas
Kitty17
Crocty
Pastel
Elvis power

I know this is weird, and almost hypocritical coming from me, but why are people voting to lynch him when there's no evidence?

Shoot… I get it… When Ozone was first attacked he said DUDE… It wasn't just the crazy surfer talk… PP had me looking all over for lollipops and the whatnots and it was just a red herring the whole time!

Excellent, infalliable logic! I'm just wondering why no one pointed this out to me. WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID GUYS! *Goes off and cries*

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast

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pastel at 1:24PM, May 29, 2009

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pastel
That's definitely one of my reasons.

Can I hear the others? I wanna know what i missed while chasing lollipops… I am irked PP… Irked.

Woman's intuition. =w=

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. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D

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kitty17 at 1:25PM, May 29, 2009

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You know…I hate voting on the first day…and I usually avoid doing so, but ever since I almost got kicked from a game for not voting…I decided to stop avoiding it. So hey first person to give me a reason to vote for someone got my vote.