damn, we just killed off someone who couldve helped us, I guess we have one more vigilante though!!

…what will happen next?? *shrinks into corner with butter knife in hand for defense*

Let's see… necromancy 101… page 1.

Step 1: Open hands and wiggle fingers.
Step 2: Chant ominously.

*Wiggles fingers and starts chanting*

Arise minion! ARISE!

harkovast
Humorman, seriously, do you listen to anything I say to you?
I asked niccea herself and she said the whiskers are on the killer, not the victim.
The comic (drawn by niccea) shows the whiskers are a moustache on the victim!
Ask her yourself if you are in doubt.
By constantly pushing facts that have been disproved you are making yourself very suspicious in my view.
If it wasn't for the fact that you always make yourself look guilty in this game, I would be voting for you now! But luckily for you I know you are the master of looking guilty when you are not, so I will spare you (for now).

Blitzkrieg, your loyalty to the regime is much appreciated!
*gives blitzkrieg lots of medals*

Okay…

1. You just said, and I quote, “I asked niccea herself and she said the whiskers are on the killer, not the victim.” You just contradicted yourself in the same post.

2. You lynched off a useful townie, so I'm not the one looking guilty right now.

Hakoshen
Let's see… necromancy 101… page 1.

Step 1: Open hands and wiggle fingers.
Step 2: Chant ominously.

*Wiggles fingers and starts chanting*

Arise minion! ARISE!

*arises only to resume looting*

That's two out of three times that guy's been a vigilante! Who would have thought, right? It'd be the gambler's fallacy to assume the odds of it would be different each game, but it still seems weird!

free off topicing thread. people mad at you here. take it there

Everybody relax, I'm back.
So, what I miss?

Vakanai
Everybody relax, I'm back.
So, what I miss?

*zombie moan while carrying a plasma*

leaderofstars

Vakanai
Everybody relax, I'm back.
So, what I miss?

*zombie moan while carrying a plasma*

No dead talking.
And ouch! Why do we never accidentally kill a normal townie.
I mean sure, missing the mob is bad enough, but when we get it wrong it is always a guy with a role!
Is there some law or rule of the universe about that?
…
There is now! Vak's Law of Mafia Probability - If you lynch a Townie by mistake, it will always, always be one with an important role.
I called it, my name goes up in history!

Vakanai
There is now! Vak's Law of Mafia Probability - If you lynch a Townie by mistake, it will always, always be one with an important role.
I called it, my name goes up in history!

And so it shall be written. Niccea, when you have time, please add this to the national archives.

*wears a sign saying “there's always a bad guy in a position of power”. on the back it says “prove me wrong” and “visit hakoshen's armory”.*

Oh, before I forget, can one of the paramedics save me tonight since I'm on my last life?

hmmm… this is not good enough… now the only thing we have to, is to wait -.0

Humorman give me a break that was an obvious typo, dont be pety.
I dont know why humorman you've decided to try to make me guilty regardless of any stimuli. I honestly dont think it would be possible for any clue to NOT make me guilty in your eyes. You already declared me the bad guy before any murders started happening.

As for Leaderofstars being useful….can you really imagine leaderofstars being useful? Lets be realistic. Yeah, I wish he had not had such a good role, but he was no use regardless of what role he had so it is no great loss.

I never said i thought leaderofstars was a mafia. I actually said the OPPOSITE! I said I had no evidence he was mafia but he is a pain in the ass, so I voted to get rid of him. The fact other people also felt he was annoying enough to kill is up to them. I never pretended to have any actual evidence he was a bad guy.

Now I feel I've got to kill off humorman in order to get rid of the last of the people who irrationally think I am guilty! Humorman you better hope the next clue is clearer so I have an actual suspect to go after rather then just the next on my list of self professed enemies.

Also Humorman, you know I keep sending you pq's that you keep ignoring, dont you?

Vakanai

leaderofstars

Vakanai
Everybody relax, I'm back.
So, what I miss?

*zombie moan while carrying a plasma*

No dead talking.
And ouch! Why do we never accidentally kill a normal townie.
I mean sure, missing the mob is bad enough, but when we get it wrong it is always a guy with a role!
Is there some law or rule of the universe about that?
…
There is now! Vak's Law of Mafia Probability - If you lynch a Townie by mistake, it will always, always be one with an important role.
I called it, my name goes up in history!

yes. no sharing important Information when you are deceased.
-edit-
talking when your dead, on the other hand…

Pfft. It would be pointless to kill humorman. All he seems to spout is baseless drivel.

Let's stop hanging people for interpersonal issues, to include campaigning and extraneous issues, and instead focus on killing people based on evidence that supports their guilt. Now with the first night that wasn't very easy, but all we can do now is close our eyes and hope we wake up tomorrow and examine the clues for the sake of those who didn't.

Hak I agree, if anyone can show me a decent logical argument for why someone is guilty I will gladly support them.

I am only voting my enemies when no other option is given.

Hopefully the mafia will have played their hand a little more by tomorrow.

Who wants a double lynch?

harkovast
Hak I agree, if anyone can show me a decent logical argument for why someone is guilty I will gladly support them.

I am only voting my enemies when no other option is given.

Hopefully the mafia will have played their hand a little more by tomorrow.

Who wants a double lynch?

*spray painted on a wall “yes hark and his evil twin blitz”*

NNNNNO
DDDDDEAD
TTTTTALKING

Durf

Nersop
Pfft. It would be pointless to kill humorman. All he seems to spout is baseless drivel.

Gee… thanks for the support.

Anyways, I hope a paramedic manages to save me tonight because the townie's future is going to be dismal. Just to let everyone know, only 5 more townies need to die in order for the number of townies to be equal with the number of mafiosos.

I'm trying to help here, but if you people insist that I'm wrong and I don't know what I'm talking about, maybe it is best that I should be killed tonight. I can guarantee you though that if I do die tonight, the townies will lose.

harkovast
Hak I agree, if anyone can show me a decent logical argument for why someone is guilty I will gladly support them.

I am only voting my enemies when no other option is given.

Hopefully the mafia will have played their hand a little more by tomorrow.

Who wants a double lynch?

You have to PQ me within 2 and a half hours for it to be official.

Edit:

Also, although humorman raises a valid point, the serial killer has to be killed either side to win.

crocty
NNNNNO
DDDDDEAD
TTTTTALKING

Durf

*bites crocty*

what kind of dead talking do you mean crocty. the info giving? or just the talking?

waff
what kind of dead talking do you mean crocty. the info giving? or just the talking?

Considering he didn't give any info I'm aware of, just the talking probably.
Unless he means the guy in power bit, but we already knew he thinks Hark is bad, so that's not exactly info giving so much as a ‘even beyond the grave I still want to lynch this guy’ thing.
Hark, I think you're being haunted…by a zombie.

humorman
I can guarantee you though that if I do die tonight, the townies will lose.

Look, whether you're innocent or not, I think we can do without the egocentric criticism. This game is meant to be fun, it is not meant to tell us how wrong we are or hopeless or anything else bad. You are taking this game to personal. In other words, lighten up dude, or at least chill it with all the negativity.

We lynched humorman in the first game and then we won.
Maybe killing humorman is good luck?
Just thinkin out loud….

In other news, I've decided to call a double lynch tomorrow.

Clearly this town is over run by dangerous subversive elements…time to thin out their numbers a little….

harkovast
We lynched humorman in the first game and then we won.
Maybe killing humorman is good luck?
Just thinkin out loud….

You didn't lynch him. Skool threw him into a volcano.

Niccea

harkovast
We lynched humorman in the first game and then we won.
Maybe killing humorman is good luck?
Just thinkin out loud….

You didn't lynch him. Skool threw him into a volcano.

Wait…so we should let the mob get him?
I'm confused here.