RetayaIt is an epic fantasy but it isn't as epic or as ffantasy as No Talent! It updates mondays and fridays and look at the brand new banner in my sig! Hey what do you know it is monday right now!harkovast
Zeph if you get bored you could always read an epic fantasy webcomic.
If only we knew someone around here who writes one…
…Doesn't Flame of Earth count as epic fantasy? >.>
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Mafia XXVII: The Infection of Townston
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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Mettaur
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Awesome sig, I need to get one of those!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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PoorBoyBlues
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jninjashadowPROOF!
Meanwhile, a man stood attentively. He had a job to do, and he'd do it dammit! Nothing could distract him! not a damn- is that someone crying? The man walked to see that someone WAS in fact crying. “Um, listen. You should get home.” he said to the crying person. The let out a low growl as a response. The man did NOT take kindly to this. He tipped his hat to make himself appear tougher and shouted "Right, you've got 20 seconds to beat it kid!" The disruption to the criers peaceful nature was not to be accepted. With a surprisingly ferocious roar, the crier reviled razor sharp claws and clammy gray skin. The man booked it and ran as fast as he could. The monster he had unleashed was faster though. It clawed his back with a single scrape, digging its infected nails deep into his back.
Another resident has become evil
Monkey is a zombie!
Roses are red, Violents blue but I can't afford ethier cause I have those poor boy blues.
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Mettaur
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I see your point Blues, but don't waste space in his comments on his comic. That thing is permanent.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Randomdudeperson
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PoorBoyBluesjninjashadowPROOF!
Meanwhile, a man stood attentively. He had a job to do, and he'd do it dammit! Nothing could distract him! not a damn- is that someone crying? The man walked to see that someone WAS in fact crying. “Um, listen. You should get home.” he said to the crying person. The let out a low growl as a response. The man did NOT take kindly to this. He tipped his hat to make himself appear tougher and shouted "Right, you've got 20 seconds to beat it kid!" The disruption to the criers peaceful nature was not to be accepted. With a surprisingly ferocious roar, the crier reviled razor sharp claws and clammy gray skin. The man booked it and ran as fast as he could. The monster he had unleashed was faster though. It clawed his back with a single scrape, digging its infected nails deep into his back.
Another resident has become evil
Monkey is a zombie!
I'm hurt monkey. :(
So, TheFlyingGreenMonkey and Parker Farker, who usually has a sig of a smoking space monkey are both zombies. awkward.
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Mettaur
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RandomdudepersonHurt by his infecting bite perhaps?PoorBoyBluesjninjashadowPROOF!
Meanwhile, a man stood attentively. He had a job to do, and he'd do it dammit! Nothing could distract him! not a damn- is that someone crying? The man walked to see that someone WAS in fact crying. “Um, listen. You should get home.” he said to the crying person. The let out a low growl as a response. The man did NOT take kindly to this. He tipped his hat to make himself appear tougher and shouted "Right, you've got 20 seconds to beat it kid!" The disruption to the criers peaceful nature was not to be accepted. With a surprisingly ferocious roar, the crier reviled razor sharp claws and clammy gray skin. The man booked it and ran as fast as he could. The monster he had unleashed was faster though. It clawed his back with a single scrape, digging its infected nails deep into his back.
Another resident has become evil
Monkey is a zombie!
I'm hurt monkey. :(
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:00PM
jninjashadow
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Narration Day 5
The town stood around what was once the gallows. Mayor Rokulily and Pardoner Maru once again stood before their town with a simple question, “Soooooo… any ideas as to who's a zombie?” One or two people said Anthony Mercer, but nothing rally happened until he pointed to maru. “SHE'S INFECTED!” he shouted, offending maru. She quickly shouted back, “No, you are!” the town shared her outrage and proclaimed death to Anthony as well. Rokulily shrugged, “Get him?” Townston's citizens did just that. They dragged him up to the podium in the anti-zombie chains, to be safe. Rokulily prep'ed her flame thrower, and maru steadied her rifle. Anthony began to sweat. “3. 2. Woooooooo…-” Maru gasped. The town was tense. Looked like she was about to cancel another lynch. Anthony was relieved. Then maru finished her sneeze. “Sorry! we were at one right?” Rokulily nodded, “K! Um… one!”
Anthony Mencer The Emotional Lurker Townie was both torched and shot… repeatedly
Begin Night 6! Here's some inspiration:
The town stood around what was once the gallows. Mayor Rokulily and Pardoner Maru once again stood before their town with a simple question, “Soooooo… any ideas as to who's a zombie?” One or two people said Anthony Mercer, but nothing rally happened until he pointed to maru. “SHE'S INFECTED!” he shouted, offending maru. She quickly shouted back, “No, you are!” the town shared her outrage and proclaimed death to Anthony as well. Rokulily shrugged, “Get him?” Townston's citizens did just that. They dragged him up to the podium in the anti-zombie chains, to be safe. Rokulily prep'ed her flame thrower, and maru steadied her rifle. Anthony began to sweat. “3. 2. Woooooooo…-” Maru gasped. The town was tense. Looked like she was about to cancel another lynch. Anthony was relieved. Then maru finished her sneeze. “Sorry! we were at one right?” Rokulily nodded, “K! Um… one!”
Anthony Mencer The Emotional Lurker Townie was both torched and shot… repeatedly
Begin Night 6! Here's some inspiration:
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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jninjashadow
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RandomdudepersonYou are all aware that Parker Farker's been dead for a while now right?
So, TheFlyingGreenMonkey and Parker Farker, who usually has a sig of a smoking space monkey are both zombies. awkward.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
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Where did my flamer go? And I know I didn't mis-place that hunting rifle ammo, dang-nabit kids these days!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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harkovast
at 4:20PM, May 10, 2010
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Same, you just blew my God damn freakin MIND!!!!
Let's all of us make an effort to read more non-anthro Harkovast!
Here is a video I found which, to me, is exactly what I imagine townston to be like.
You can judge for yourself which character in the video is you.
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Hakoshen
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harkovast
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Zeph
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That video confused the hell out of me.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur
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The cake, was it a lie?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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alwinbot
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MettaurThat was a cleverly veiled Portal joke.
The cake, was it a lie?
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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harkovastHark I disliked it. I eventually turned off the volume on my computer.
Here is a video I found which, to me, is exactly what I imagine townston to be like.
You can judge for yourself which character in the video is you.
That being said,
Hark: Main singer
Niccea: News anchor
Me: Commet
Random: Dredlock dude
PP: Doctor/KFC looking guy
Roku: The Cake
Salsa: The car accident girl
Mercer: Firetruck
Cake guy: Kitty
News reporter: Crocty
Apple: Mettaur
Orange: Ninja
And now I'm bored so tough luck rest of the people.
Gullas: firecream seller
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Mettaur
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alwinbotYes, I know. God damn ,without the priest, we can only hope that the zombies all try to attack our paranoid, whomever that may be…MettaurThat was a cleverly veiled Portal joke.
The cake, was it a lie?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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rokulily
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Hark: Main singer
Niccea: News anchor
Me: Commet
Random: Dredlock dude
PP: Doctor/KFC looking guy
Roku: The Cake
Salsa: The car accident girl
Mercer: Firetruck
Cake guy: Kitty
News reporter: Crocty
Apple: Mettaur
Orange: Ninja
Gullas: firecream seller
wait… so kitty is just carrying me around, and niccea is pushing mettaur and ninja into each other?
though yes. that is, without a doubt, gullas selling the firecream.
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Retaya
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>: I feel left out.
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Product Placement
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TheFlyingGreenMonkeyOddly enough, I came to the same conclusion as I watched that video.
PP: Doctor/KFC looking guy
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
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If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Zeph
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I'm not loved enough.
No, Hark reading harkovast won't gain more love.
No, Hark reading harkovast won't gain more love.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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Zeph
I'm not loved enough.
No, Hark reading harkovast won't gain more love.
What will give you more love is commenting on my comic! >.<
@Retaya: Most the people I mentioned have left atleast one comment on my comic. Maybe if someone returned the kindness of her fans, she would be randomly assigned a character from a music video that was obiviously made by someone who was experiencing a bad trip.
@Roku: Yes :3 Your the cake cause your sweat. Kitty was always showwing off things and Crocty was always pointing out how awesome they were. I could see Ni explaining to us one of her plans like that. And Mettaur and Ninja are sweet and tangy? :3
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Zeph
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Done, now wheres my candy? :D
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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ZephI hid it in the car >.> .>
Done, now wheres my candy? :D
On that note I got 10 comments on one page! XD I feel so loved!
Group hug people. Don't worry I wont nom your delicious brains.
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Zeph
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…Who's driving that car?
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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ZephYou know who :3
…Who's driving that car?
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Zeph
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… Please don't say Cross…
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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ZephCross…
… Please don't say Cross…
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Zeph
at 9:51PM, May 10, 2010
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Oh f*ck. GET TO THE BUNKER! -runs-
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
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Zeph*shuffles* Curse it all! I'm a stereotypical slow zombie!
Oh f*ck. GET TO THE BUNKER! -runs-
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Zeph
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Anyone else think this games going rather slow? Or is it just because I'm dead?
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
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